🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
Hüftpriester said:
I can only imagine the subhuman retards they will become after being educated by a woman who reads Ethan Ralph and thinks 'dang, that's really smart writing'.
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Ralph's style of writing is just drawn out sentences with smug little ass-pats bolted on at the end, indeed, something along the lines of this tasteful little forum post, if I say so myself.
 
Anyone who thinks Ethan Ralph writes well might as well buy every Patrick S Tomlinson book because he is woke Ethan except I guess they both voted Obama wtf?
 
Now it’s a given certainty that Ralph will turn on Masterson next, what’s going to be the spark that lights the fuse?

Will Dick have Jim on to talk about Ralph, as a tacit display of who he values more as an Internet Fwend™️?

Will he be invited to, but flake on attending, Ralph’s sad little bowling party?

Or will it be something even more innocuous and petty?

Stay tuned for the next instalment of Guntball Z!
 
Tiger Jack said:
Now it’s a given certainty that Ralph will turn on Masterson next, what’s going to be the spark that lights the fuse?

Will Dick have Jim on to talk about Ralph, as a tacit display of who he values more as an Internet Fwend™️?

Will he be invited to, but flake on attending, Ralph’s sad little bowling party?

Or will it be something even more innocuous and petty?

Stay tuned for the next instalment of Guntball Z!
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Its getting hard to predict because gunt is so petty its been the dumbest shit tripping him up, lots of us thought something serious would be the wedge between the others but it turned out to be corn jokes and fat jokes and fart reactions

Side note ralph I know you got no friends left but if you any associate you wanna preserve or even just your friends just openly say you won't tolerate being mocked, that you demand respect, you can't treat people like they owe you a behavior when you to save face tell them nah its cool they can do the opposite then get pissy when they take you up on it
 
Do you think we will get a Jim video of old that goes in depth on making fun of Ralph or will this be limited to Tweets and half mentions on livestreams?
 
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Haven’t seen all the replies here yet, but what are the odds Gunt had the article already written long ago and just waiting for the inevitable?

No specific shit was mentioned about this particular turning of the tide, just past stuff veiled in euphemisms.
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hard to tell because Ralph is just a reactionary passive-aggressive teenage girl in a walrus's body at the best of times, but I'd say it's about 50/50. Ralph seems to always have a load of dirt on his associates ready to drop at the slightest criticism. I guess we'll know for sure when he writes a gay blog post about gator with his dox attached to the end.
 
I don't think jim wants to give Ralph that kind of focused attention. The dude would enjoy being vilified too much. I think that's why he avoided direct jabs for so long. Who knows, though. Maybe the gloves are off now.
 
I also want to point out that I’ve seen Jade before on some of the old GG videos. She’s like a beauty queen compared to the Umbrella Corporation creations Ralph attaches his Gunt and acorn to.
 
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Tiger Jack said:
Now it’s a given certainty that Ralph will turn on Masterson next, what’s going to be the spark that lights the fuse?
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Dick is now the new surrogate father after jim expressed disapointment, it will happen in the future but it will be something extremely petty like Sean saying some shit and Ralph demanding dick fire him
 
I don’t think anyone had a set stream to wrangle ralph. He never deserved one. He was always the fair weather guy about to cow out
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
If you think it's bad now wait until that baby pops out half-black.
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xander's revenge would be if May spawns a niglet, it comes out whitish looking, gunt gets on the birth cert and then may abandons the cuck spawn on gunt.
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I think Fear is my favorite Ralph article of all time. He somehow managed to be more petty and insane sounding in this then he did in the Ade article, which is an accomplishment. I don't really care if people make fun of Jim for having cancer and I don't think Jim does either, but Ralph is too afraid to even utter his name while doing it. Ralph also writes just how he talks to the point where I imagine him repeating his favorite lines over and over again while he types it out.

It's also a great article because I think it really did cross a line with Gator not to mention the last of the people that cling to the Killstream from Ralph's past. He's also going to get a bunch of new alogs and the ones that follow Jim around are willing to do extra retarded things to piss Ralph off. Of course Ralph totally doesn't cry when someone throws a bag of diapers on his lawn so he should be good to go.

Nominate this nigga for a Pulitzer.
 
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