🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
Desktop User2 said:
probably someone from the Sweetie Squad trying to provoke a raid... he was insulting the /pol/tards and all.
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If he thinks being mocked by the Farms is pain, he has yet to deal with the betas of the Sweetie Squad and their incessant gay ops.
 
AnOminous said:
If he thinks being mocked by the Farms is pain, he has yet to deal with the betas of the Sweetie Squad and their incessant gay ops.
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you cannot match the ire of pre-pubescent (or people with severe developmental issues) zoomers... all the grooming finally pays some dividends.
 
AnOminous said:
Jade is not fat, she is thicc. Also some other things Jade isn't:

  • a horse
  • a pedophile
  • an asymmetrically faced uggo
  • the ex of a child molester named Digibrony
  • the future mother of a guntling
  • retarded
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Ralph has no room to talk considering that when he decided to hook up with an exotic girl he chose this beast of all things.
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NickColeman said:
Last night either Ralph himself or someone pretending to be him bought the tripcode of "Ethan Ralph" and started sperging on /pol/. Sadly the thread was deleted and not archived, but saved all the replies from the trip. The last one is someone pretending to be Gator (95% sure it's not the actual Gator).
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That's not a trip, that's just the normal ID you get assigned on /pol/ and the country flag (which is assigned by your IP address so if you just pick an unblocked proxy in that country you get it). It just makes socking more obvious, it doesn't really identify the person.
 
LordofCringe7206 said:
Ralph has no room to talk considering that when he decided to hook up with an exotic girl he chose this beast of all things.
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I'm not even going to dog him for marrying Nora. She was unironically the best thing that has happened to Ralph. She was very loyal despite his dumbass dragging her in the mud with his lolcow antics. She was educated and a good support system. She may not have been the best looking but in terms of wifes and not being a complete detriment she is leagues and bounds above the recent cast of women he has chose to affiliate himself with.
 
AnOminous said:
If he thinks being mocked by the Farms is pain, he has yet to deal with the betas of the Sweetie Squad and their incessant gay ops.
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Desktop User2 said:
you cannot match the ire of pre-pubescent (or people with severe developmental issues) zoomers... all the grooming finally pays some dividends.
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plus there are a lot more of them some in his own audience

AncientPhosphur said:
He used to spam his stuff on /v/ during gamer gate if I recall
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yeah hes known and has admitted to spamming and shilling on imageboards, including ones that said theyd troll him, he kept it up got his ssn and penis doxed then had guntgate happen to him the second time years later.

AnOminous said:
It was more or less immediately after the shartstream. But Nick would have just let the whole thing slide if Ralph wasn't such a thin-skinned little bitch he kept it up.
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i think its really telling how sensitive his piggy little feelings are that he actually compared the insult both to nick, his wife, and his marriage of suggesting hes a cuckold to nick not even confirming whether he sharted but being disgusted at the clip. ralph could have said "lol its an edit nick, nice try trolls" and nick would have just said "ok yeah maybe ill move on". no the fact he didnt ignore it or actively yell at kiwifarmers (actually just nick fans who saw it) means hes basically slut shamed poor lil evaline ralph.

Superman93 said:
I'm not even going to dog him for marrying Nora. She was unironically the best thing that has happened to Ralph. She was very loyal despite his dumbass dragging her in the mud with his lolcow antics. She was educated and a good support system. She may not have been the best looking but in terms of wifes and not being a complete detriment she is leagues and bounds above the recent cast of women he has chose to affiliate himself with.
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yeah but he groomed a fat paki and is now trying to reduce it to a looks thing when hes with a hairy horse and was with a hairy fat paki, we didnt drag it to this level ralph did, he insists we judge women on a caveman level fine, by that standard all his hoes are ugly and i wouldnt touch them with a nine hundred foot pole. if hes offended the love of his wife is called a hairy fat disgusting unfuckable grotesque paki thats on him and he can suck it the fuck up and take his own medicine.

i feel bad for nora though she seemed decent and didnt deserve to be underage groomed by some micro dick, at least she never had to have sex with or kiss him just let him watch. come to think of it i dont think a photo exists of ralph being kissed lol. that hooker legit might have been pig's first.
 
kainvnod said:
So, Ralph is going to isolate himself even more with abstract text messages from a box on his monitor while crying that Gator was just always such a Beta-Looser-Bitch he just had on the show for years out of pity, while the walls are slowly coming closer. Gator then is going to unpack all the emberassing bts details, Gunt will deny them, and laughts will be had while we slowly count the days to his imminent next trashfire. Fun, but a little too predictable.
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It's like a wine tasting, you have to appreciate the details.
"In this one he sucker punched a guy, lost the fight, and his pants fell down"
"In this one he went to Vegas and was immediately served legal papers by a man who hate-followed him there"
"In this one he spitefully went to another country, ate awful food, and got his shit split in like 2 days"

If you wanna be a real A-Log you gotta appreciate all the different aspects of the lolcow.
 
This is the one thing that might actually hurt ralph, apart form portugal fists that is.
His braindead followers will have to chose between daddies now, gardur made his choice already.
Will this be the end of ralphvangelion?
 
With Gator gone Ralph has only his trusted horse and one true friend Mark, first name Makers.
 
I guess I didn't realize Ralph and Jim weren't already somewhat hostile; I'm surprised Jim was willing to tolerate Ralph's clownery for this long, and that Ralph was willing to accept the idea of someone online being seen as tougher and more clever than he is without his insecurity triggering and him torching that relationship too.

Hell, without Gator who does Ralph even have anymore, May? She has no actual personality, she "loves" and respects Ralph because she's convinced other people love and respect Ralph; if she looks around and sees that he's got nobody and that people as popular as Jim are dishing on him, she's absolutely going to be gone too. The sands of time are running low for Ralph.


Oh, and aside from suggesting that a guy with cancer shouldn't be scared of it (Ralph's too much of an alpha to be afraid of cancer) something that stuck out to me is his mention of Jim not having any kids, once again confirming that Ralph sees impregnating insane women as a means of getting one over on his enemies. The man produces actual human life he fully intends to abandon exclusively to use as a burn against people who say mean things to him online.

What a faggot and a dredge on humanity.

AnOminous said:
If he thinks being mocked by the Farms is pain, he has yet to deal with the betas of the Sweetie Squad and their incessant gay ops.
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First the Kiwi Kitten Krew, now the Sweetie Squad; poor guy just can't catch a break.
 
Thorndyke Special said:
Will Ralph meltdown about this on the killstream tonight? Will his rant be as good as the one he gave when he melted down about Rekeita? Might be worth tuning in...
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I'm not sure if he'll be able to do his pro-wrestler routine. He'll likely start popping stitches. In that case, definitely worth watching
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