🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Hate Filled Donut]

And all this over a simple corn joke...

Serious question. Would Ralph still be spiraling if dear leader never made that joke? Or would someone else start the spark?

 

[AnOminous]

His very first shot wasn't even at Jim's appearance, but the woman he's been married to for half a decade. Extraordinarily womanly behaviour by the Ralphamale.

Maybe he's learned that people with penises and testicles will beat him into a Cabbage Patch doll looking retard if he mouths off to them.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Serious question. Would Ralph still be spiraling if dear leader never made that joke? Or would someone else start the spark?

PPP was already pushing ralph to the edge hard during the NP2 shit so it was inevitable, Josh even having PooPooPee man on was a line crossed to him

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

You know I didn’t know it was archived and it was but I did it again just for funsies.

Fear

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[BrainSand63]

Serious question. Would Ralph still be spiraling if dear leader never made that joke? Or would someone else start the spark?

Someone else would have sparked it, it’s just the fact that Josh started it that makes this all so hilarious

 

[AnOminous]

I'd rather be frying the rice with Jade than be with that horse hybrid.

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Jade is not fat, she is thicc. Also some other things Jade isn't:

• a horse
• a pedophile
• an asymmetrically faced uggo
• the ex of a child molester named Digibrony
• the future mother of a guntling
• retarded

 

[Sexy Potoo]

I still can't belive that Raplh called somebody else fat to insult them. Absolutely makes my day.

 

[F_Break]

Haven’t seen all the replies here yet, but what are the odds Gunt had the article already written long ago and just waiting for the inevitable?

No specific shit was mentioned about this particular turning of the tide, just past stuff veiled in euphemisms.

I guarantee he had a rough draft kicking around at the very least given how fast it went up while he was still rage tweeting. He's an abusive, paranoid piece of shit that keeps receipts on everything for the inevitable day where he turns on you over some petty bullshit. Flamenco said that there was some sort of drama behind the scenes in Ralphland right before the Portugal trip that he didn't think it was his place to discuss, so this could have been smoldering under the surface for a while.

 

[AnOminous]

WHY DO YOU HAVE A PURSE!?!

He doesn't have a purse any more, unless you mean his recently expanded prison purse.

 

[No Life Prince]

I saw a comment recently that said "Ralph should be charged with Domestic Terrorism with the amount of bridges he burned"

Of course, I was wondering when it would happen, but if it was going to happen, it would happen from this. What a glorius week. Josh AND Jim bros win again.

 

[AnOminous]

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Holy shit, even Nick now. Imagine how hard you have to tard out to get even Nick Rekieta to jump off the fence and take a whiz in your face.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Serious question. Would Ralph still be spiraling if dear leader never made that joke? Or would someone else start the spark?

No, because it began way earlier with gunt jokes. If Ralph sucked it up back then, he wouldn't be where he is now, but that would require him to be a different person.

 

[AnOminous]

Trying to clap on Jim's wife was the equivalent of putting on the full clown makeup meme

Except instead of increasing amounts of clown makeup, he collects black eyes, fat lips, broken noses, wired-shut jaws, and other artifacts of savage beatdowns.

I love how Ralph won't use metokurs name.

I love how he's too chickenshit of a faggot pussy even to name him in an article where he's also billy badass boasting about how brave he is. He can't even name the Jew Mick. What a mincing little fairy. And using Lisbon as any part of a badass boast. Wow, you survived the European city equivalent of a Girl Scout troop. Congrats, fag. But you didn't get out with your purse intact, the girls took it!

>wrote a gay ass diary entry about fear to take pot shots
>too afraid to even name Jim directly

Lol.

Imagine writing in your DIARY about how your PURSE got stolen and calling yourself a man after that.

 

[NickColeman]

Last night either Ralph himself or someone pretending to be him bought the tripcode of "Ethan Ralph" and started sperging on /pol/. Sadly the thread was deleted and not archived, but saved all the replies from the trip. The last one is someone pretending to be Gator (95% sure it's not the actual Gator).


Edit: Mistaken on "Tripcode"/"Namefag". Never been anything other than anon on image boards. I apologize for my retardation.

 

[Goofy Logic]

If you get beat up, you should expect your friends to dunk on you. You need to take it in good humor, otherwise, well, this happens.

 

[F_Break]

Holy shit, even Nick now. Imagine how hard you have to tard out to get even Nick Rekieta to jump off the fence and take a whiz in your face.

He started slapfighting with Rekieta right before the Rittenhouse trial.

 

[ClipBitch]

Pretending for a second that that's Ralph, I would like to know what his principles are.

 

[AnOminous]

Even if the fat coward was up until 5 AM writing an entry on his "my mortal enemies" blog, it's been more than 10 hours since his last tweet, is Ralph regretting what he started last night? Or does he just need liquid courage to get going again?
Come on Ralph, for once you have people's attention waiting to see what you'll do next.

Crack open the bottle Ralph, and dance like a monkey for us some more. A gay, retarded midget monkey.

He started slapfighting with Rekieta right before the Rittenhouse trial.

It was more or less immediately after the shartstream. But Nick would have just let the whole thing slide if Ralph wasn't such a thin-skinned little bitch he kept it up.

 

[Desktop User2]

Last night either Ralph himself or someone pretending to be him bought the tripcode of "Ethan Ralph" and started sperging on /pol/. Sadly the thread was deleted and not archived, but saved all the replies from the trip. The last one is someone pretending to be Gator (95% sure it's not the actual Gator).

probably someone from the Sweetie Squad trying to provoke a raid... he was insulting the /pol/tards and all.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Spoiler: "The perfect Page doesnt exist"

Spoiler: Even His own Website ist dunking in the gunt lol