🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
J.R. Bob Dobbs said:
Ralph literally has no one now. No doubt he's drunk himself into a stupor. I imagine some people were in his DMs saying Jim was laughing at him, blood running from his gunt to his face and making a bunch of passive aggressive tweets without even bothering to see if Jim was being malicious or not.

Sucks to be you, dude.

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Mersh. Mersh is Ralph's best friend now.
 
J.R. Bob Dobbs said:
Ralph literally has no one now. No doubt he's drunk himself into a stupor. I imagine some people were in his DMs saying Jim was laughing at him, blood running from his gunt to his face and making a bunch of passive aggressive tweets without even bothering to see if Jim was being malicious or not.

Sucks to be you, dude.

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He got gunted so hard that he end up friendless. Now he'll do even more idiotic shit more frequently.
 
Sam Losco said:
Yeah Ralph tries to use being afraid to die against him. Most people are afraid of dying, and most people that say they aren't are either crazy or lying. It's a very natural survival instinct to be afraid of death.
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ralph desperately leaking dms lol, also ralph idk if you know this but the concept of complete oblivion is actually really scary to things that want to exist.
Ethan Ralph is 5'1" said:
Yeah, as mentioned earlier those are personalized ads.
Here's what I got:

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that article is also a lie ralph is trying to memory hole the period he spent desperately hiding his identity and his rage at being doxed.

lmfao pig turned off comments on his livejournal blog, what was that about fear fat little piggy?
 


>I might sound gay and he might say, "wow Ralph, that sounds gay as fuck."
Gunt foretelling his own felting as narrated by Sir Adam Edge, Bt.
  • Denial
  • Anger ⬅️ YOU ARE HERE RALPH
  • Bargaining
  • Depression
  • Acceptance
 
I want more pot shots fired, keep going Ralph, Jim can’t help himself either this will go one forever if Ralph can’t shut the fuck up
 
Jack Awful said:
Ralph implied in the article that he had DMs of Jim saying he doesn't like the pressure of being famous and maintaining his persona.
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Leave it to Ralph to think that having a state of mind so common and relatable that it has shown up in about a billion different stories is a big own on somebody. As if there haven't been critically acclaimed movies about someone losing themself to the character.
 
as metokur ends his final stream, the gunt sized cancer he had previously casted upon the world found itself being purged with the force of intense cardiac failure. As the radio man vanishes, along goes the gunt with him.
 
J.R. Bob Dobbs said:
Ralph literally has no one now. No doubt he's drunk himself into a stupor. I imagine some people were in his DMs saying Jim was laughing at him, blood running from his gunt to his face and making a bunch of passive aggressive tweets without even bothering to see if Jim was being malicious or not.

Sucks to be you, dude.

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Ralph reminds me of that bigoted juror from 12 Angry Men - eventually, everyone gets tired of his shit and just turns away from him.
 
nickgotgroyped said:
as metokur ends his final stream, the gunt sized cancer he had previously casted upon the world found itself being purged with the force of intense cardiac failure. As the radio man vanishes, along goes the gunt with him.
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Le Morte d'Jim.
 
Sam Losco said:
Yeah Ralph tries to use being afraid to die against him. Most people are afraid of dying, and most people that say they aren't are either crazy or lying. It's a very natural survival instinct to be afraid of death.
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Not Ralph, because he’s a miserable sack of shit with nothing to live for. He wants to shuffle off this mortal coil so he can finally get away from Pantsu, without having to buy plane tickets.

Maybe this is why Ralph made his mom Uber to dialysis, he was disgusted by her fear of death and wasting his precious time trying to prevent it.
 
#KillAllPedos said:
Ralph, you saw it coming bro. You saw it coming. You can't trust anyone. Oh that hurts.
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The gunt sounding like a jilted, crazy one-night-stand who refuses to accept the, explicitly stated, interaction for what it is. Out of everyone Ralph has had a history with online, Jim has made it most clear he’s not anyone’s friend. I guess Ralph deluded himself into thinking that he was different in Jim’s eyes, LMAO

But, seriously, Did Ralph actually think Jim wasn’t going to laugh at him? Did he seriously expect Jim to be a “true friend and supporter”? Ralph, you can’t be betrayed by someone who never claimed to be loyal to you. Your wigger brain has gotten even more retarded after you got your shit pushed in.

On the plus side, based on the current track record of everyone else Ralph has burned bridges with, if Daddy Jim streams more this year, he can expect to make even more money than he ever did prior to Ethan breaking up with him.
 
I may be wrong but Ralph is a natural at assuming the worst out of small humor or comments. I don't think Gator was trying to jump ship, doesn't ralph sign his checks? The way that tweet from earlier about "wishing him the best" hit me was him wishing the best for jim and saying that the clowning on ralph was a bad idea. It'll be peak comedy if Gator was trying to stay on the gunt's side but ended up being shoved into the trash like a old toy.
 
Sam Losco said:
Cross posting these here:
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Thanks @verifymejoshuaconnormoon and @JAKL II for getting these.

Ralph and Gator are no longer following each other. This may be due to Ralph BLOCKING Gator.

Pretty sad that it took Ralph attacking daddy Jim to finally get Gator and Ralph to break up.
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That site is broken, it always was broken. I can't check Gunt's page but Gaydur does follow Gunt, unless there's some delay on twitter. 1643692321178.png
 
New Year: Ethan Ralph becomes a legally recognised revenge pornographer.
Straya day: Ethan Ralph gets his homosexual Armani nylon man purse stolen.
Chinese New Year: Ethan Ralph burns the bridge with Jim and attacks Jim's wife because he is a punk bifurcated ass pussy bitch.

Looking forward to the paedophile horse kicking him off the saddle on Valentine's Day and a bountiful Easter harvest afterwards with Diddler Dax.

Can't wait for this week's Kino Kasino and MATI.
 
Ralph needs to plan a trip straight to Minnesota straight from Portugal to own Jym, that’ll show him not to mess with the Kang of Bloodsports. Ralph can go to the wrong place in that Midwest nightmare and get rolled on again.

“I made you Jim, you’d be nottin with out me. I’m Ethun Ralph, Editor in Chief of the Ralph Retort and maker of talent.”
 
I saw this white trash family get into a fight at an amusement park when I was in high school, and once they got going they became like a gelatinous blob of flailing limbs. After awhile it seemed like weren't even trying to hit each other anymore, they were just flailing around. Most of you have seen this before and know exactly what I'm talking about.
I feel like this is what we're seeing from Ralph right now. He's just lashing out wildly and he doesn't even care if he scores a hit or not.
 
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