🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.7%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,304 53.9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 518 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,421
I wonder if our Feeder Lord will feature this. This is just too funny to not to.
 
>Face broken beyond all repair
>His favorite team, the Chiefs blow an 18 point lead to not go to the super bowl. Ralph almost assuredly had a lot of money on them.
>Betrayed by Daddy Jim
>Betrayed by his number one gunt guard who sides with his original e-daddy over him
>Mother of his child probably getting fucked by another guy as she makes tweets calling Ralph such a strong good man

It's not been a good week to be Ralph. I fear he will never fuck with five star days again.
 
Ralph is screaming at Pantsu trying to get her to find the right thumb drive to attach the right code named dirt folder Ralph’s been collecting since his first interaction with Jim.

With how technically inept Ralph is, plus a beaten skull, watching him try to stream tomorrow from some Lisbon hotel and try to upload his little gossipy DMs on Jim will be amazing.

Just think until Jim made fun of Gunt he wasn’t even going to try and stream from his invalid’s suite in Lisbon. He announced a KS for tmrw five minutes after Jim’s stream ended.
 
If Ralph had went to jail, not only would he have not gotten hit shit kicked in, lost his purse, and get stranded in a country that beat him so bad it fucked his face up, now we wouldn't have the Ralph vs. Jim arc.

Five star days, Ralph. Christ is kang, and that's the Ralphamale way. :story:

:gunt: It's Harvest Time :gunt:
 
ClipBitch said:
If the ralphamale curse is real, then Metokur ditching Ralph should cure his canceraids. The bridge burning has thus far helped everyone involved.
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Stranger things have happened when the taint of the Gunt no longer clouds their minds.
I guess Gator should be added to this image as well.

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MindYourSeabiscuits said:
>His favorite team, the Chiefs blow an 18 point lead to not go to the super bowl. Ralph almost assuredly had a lot of money on them.
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This faggot only started caring about them after SB LIV and only brought bad luck to us. He only cared when that chocking mutt started to win, nowhere was the gunt to be seen on the pre-Reid era... fuck, I don´t remember him talking about the Chiefs on Alex Smith times... #sportsballrant
 
It really shows how thin skinned and fat Ralph is that the fact he cant even handle a simple joke that wasnt really at him but just his situation by his internet idol he had been sucking off since gamergate.
 
GeorgeFloyd said:
The worst thing about Ralph is he immediately goes after people's loved ones whenever he has beef. He's the worst kind of scumbag that's why not a single person felt sympathy for him when he was beaten half to death over his man purse.
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It’s the most bridge burning you can get.

like you can talk shit about another man and walk it back eventually if you apologize and try to make things right. But you can’t walk back calling someone’s children a “retarded brood“ or someone’s wife a “Asian tub
of guts“. it’s the Nuclear option and I know families who bring up shit like this in an argument and they never recover from it.

also It’s funny that even though Ralph for the most part has desperately try to get away from the unironically alt-right part of his audience and avoids race topics to appease daddy dick, but as soon as Ralph is hurt he goes straight for it to appeese the lowest IQ segment of his audience since they give the biggest tard hugs (Blaming the browns for Portugal and Jim’s Asian GF for being 1/100th his weight and taller than him).
 
bonusmp3 said:
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Teaser for DM flood? Ralph does record all his calls, so it could be some drunken audio, but who will the one more inebriated?
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I doubt anything short of the revelation that Jim is faking his diagnosis would damage him in any way. Even if Ralph "wins" tomorrow he loses, anything short of a killshot will come off as petty/spiteful/womanly.

I love this fat retard so much. Jim was so gentle for so long, but Gunty just had to look the gift horse in the mouth. Then again he does have a thing for horses...
 
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