The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Meiwaku]

I think what Jarrod is getting at is that any family can find a way to start growing some of their own food, even if they don't have land. Things like community gardens. And that most people have a large portion of their time dedicated to working outside the home which makes it more difficult to tend to plants or chickens. Things would have to change for it to be feasible for every family to start growing food. He's just using a lot of stupid buzzwords.

If that's what he's saying and I'm not putting words in his mouth, I agree with him, honestly.

Jarrod has a lot of good ideas or objectively correct ideas. Like, more so than any other trancher that posts. His Twitter is usually about mushrooms, wildlife, reasonable sustainability/wanting it, and nature n shit. He just has pronouns disease or as I like to call it "nounsyndrome" which instantly render a person untrustworthy and insane.

 

[Dvsilverwing]

You’re not wrong, but let’s face it - it will have been Kevin or someone else like him who groomed the poor bastard and convinced him that chemical castration and living the life of a freak was a good idea in the first place, and then they turned their backs on him because he couldn’t keep up appearances and grift like the rest of them.

Look, zero engagement for his sobs of regret from his fellow troons.
You’d have to have a heart of stone not to feel a tiny bit of pity.

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Do you think maybe they don't want a second person in the house with a "mommy" persona? There can only be one?

 

[Meiwaku]

Good pics



#justgirlythings

I recognize Jarrod, Penny and Daisy and I think that person in ugg boots might be an actual woman (probably not tho, it might also not be ugg boots)

 

[stupid frog]

Zoom in on the face. I don't think it's a chick.

And if it is, she's very unfortunate looking.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

I recognize Jarrod, Penny and Daisy and I think that person in ugg boots might be an actual woman (probably not tho, it might also not be ugg boots)

>Press X to doubt
Look at the jaw line and shoulder to hip ratio, that's a dude.

 

[Oxyjen]

Just a bunch of guys, being dudes.
They actually seem to be enjoying it, and why not. Horsing about on the building site with your mates is kind of fun, it’s indoors, and it’s an honest days work. Takes the mind off the finances and the increasingly sketchy “charity” adventures anyway.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

I love how you get the honest take from the troon the other day who said the work is for a client, but to hear Phil tell it, they're working for a friend. It is hilariously transparent to me that he is trying to misrepresent compensated work as charity. Phil, you better start running the place with an iron fist when it comes to INFOSEC, because the help is giving away vital grift trade secrets.

 

[AGPinochet]

Congrats to Jarrod for basically becoming number 2 or 3 on the troon totem pole. He actually does shit, which is kind of impressive for them.

Late but Jarrod is an uncastrated male who as far was we know is not on cross sex hormones who is not a fat fuck. He is probably the most competent worker on the tranch with Sky being #2

 

[stupid frog]

He's also fucking insane.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

He's also fucking insane.

I think that's a prerequisite for living there, though, it's kinda just the baseline.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Just a bunch of guys, being dudes.
They actually seem to be enjoying it, and why not. Horsing about on the building site with your mates is kind of fun, it’s indoors, and it’s an honest days work. Takes the mind off the finances and the increasingly sketchy “charity” adventures anyway.

See if the tranch was just a bunch of white boys living in a compound, armed to the teeth, and training all the time. They'd be roasted by social media As a bunch of angry white boys, and under constant surveillance. The MSM slavering at the thought that something that ties them to white supremacists or neo Nazis is dug up (or faked)

But they have the shield of being poor oppressed transwomyn, and whatever else they can shield themselves with.

 

[AprilRains]

See if the tranch was just a bunch of white boys living in a compound, armed to the teeth, and training all the time.

lol "if"

although that last part, maybe not

 

[Everything Beagle]

So I ran across this troon on social media that eats out of dumpsters and lives on a different troon farm in New York. Expecting another tranch scenario I clicked over to the Eastbrook Community Farm Facebook and was completely shocked to see the amount of produce and meat they're getting out of less than an acre of land.

So it's not the concept of a troon farm that's non-functional. It's the tranch specifically that's managed to screw everything up so badly

I checked out their website, and wow! It looks like they're actually DOING STUFF!!! Lots of enthusiasm and hard work, and no sad alpacas.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

On a side note, I know it feels like them actually facing The Consequences of Their Own Actions seems like a pipe dream sometimes, but isn't all this very... idk, wierd and money-laundering-y and muddy when it comes to what the hell tax season is going to look like?

It's like they're bring their entire mission swinging around to being some bizarre proxy charity for the Lakota (didn't they claim that donations made TO THEM to forward along were tax deductible or something to try and encourage people to donate, am I misremembering that), and iirc don't they only count as a charity organization for things directly related to their set purpose? What even WAS their set purpose, are they on the books as an alpaca rescue or a tranny rescue?
This seems like it should be a financial clusterfuck and I want to see them get slammed for it.

 

[Oxyjen]

On a side note, I know it feels like them actually facing The Consequences of Their Own Actions seems like a pipe dream sometimes, but isn't all this very... idk, wierd and money-laundering-y and muddy when it comes to what the hell tax season is going to look like?

Yes.
I would like to hear from an accounting-autist about what happens if a charity declares bankruptcy and doesn’t file their tax. What penalty exists for the directors?

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

They are not a charity. Don't fall for their twitter bullshit.

This post on this very thread from June 2021 shows they're a company, not a charity, despite their claims to the contrary. Just for good measure here is the search as of today, January 31st 2022. (this is the database used to look it up)




No matter what combination of the words "The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" you enter, they won't show up. The only charity that shows up with the word "Unicorn" is an unrelated children's charity.

Additionally, the IRS database does not have them listed as a tax excempt organization either, so as I understand it, donations to them are not tax deductible (but the American tax system confuses me terribly so I'll leave this for someone smarter than me to confirm)

 

[Humbert Humbert]

A few updates, not much though. This was already covered in the Kevin thread but I’ll post it here anyways. [A]

Penny provided us with a couple updates on the project they’re working on. [1], [2]

Spoiler: pics

Oh, and I made some more Penny pngs.

Spoiler: meme hard, farmers

Full version of the penny selfie from this morning

cropped

 

[Old Fart]

A few updates, not much though. This was already covered in the Kevin thread but I’ll post it here anyways. [A]
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A ranch with 10+ people but eh, nobody home?

But very sharp of Kevin blotting out the Tranch's address so nobody can send unpleasant surprises unless they use Google to learn it's 2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe, CO 81252.

 

[Miss Misery]

I will not sperg about Penny's mudding skills. I will not. I will not. I will not.

I won't even sperg about him using a putty knife instead of a taping knife. I will not.

(I hope to fuck they don't get paid because of their shitty work.)

Edit: The amount of sanding that piss poor job is going to require makes my head hurt and my asthma flare up.

Edit 2: What the fuck are they going to do about the edges of the closet doorways and the windows? No, I don't even want to think about it.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I will not sperg about Penny's mudding skills. I will not. I will not. I will not.

I won't even sperg about him using a putty knife instead of a taping knife. I will not.

(I hope to fuck they don't get paid because of their shitty work.)

Edit: The amount of sanding that piss poor job is going to require makes my head hurt and my asthma flare up.

Edit 2: What the fuck are they going to do about the edges of the closet doorways and the windows? No, I don't even want to think about it.

Please do, if you have the time (autism and rage are a given here). I've already read so much about alpaca farming, fiber arts, basic automotive mechanics, tax filing and so much more in this thread. The Tranch discussion is a gift that keeps on giving.