🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[BananaSlamma]

Also while I’m at it I am gonna dump some Lou archive links because @Solid Snek and @BananaSlamma have been lazy faggots lately.

Spoiler

https://archive.ph/Fx051
https://archive.ph/Ob2fV
https://archive.ph/XyUYM
https://archive.ph/Gma4g
https://archive.ph/vOQCN
https://archive.ph/vPcaE
https://archive.ph/23SJd
https://archive.ph/2Nj9s
https://archive.ph/iJYod
https://archive.ph/83idC
https://archive.ph/0pg3I
https://archive.ph/QIAS7
https://archive.ph/Afykn
https://archive.ph/O9xyr
https://archive.ph/gSbZb
https://archive.ph/m793l
https://archive.ph/iEMWd
https://archive.ph/nR5ZG
https://archive.ph/il3RR
https://archive.ph/rJ0X6
https://archive.ph/rZc6g
https://archive.ph/OSepk
https://archive.ph/bXgsd

Semper Fi for that, Archive kept stalling on incredibly long queues on my end. This seems to have stopped so I will stop being lazy.

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It looks like Lou might break the mold and possibly choose a bunny fursona. Seeing that porn was an unsurprising factor in this decision.

His orbiters seem to be trying to persuade him otherwise however, either because they like the tiger fursonas or they're trying to nudge him away from buying more art that he doesn't need.

Ace is mourning. on Twitter: "@PnictogenAnnex *hugs*" / Twitter

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Lou also seems to be trying to find a cheaper internet plan to avoid having to pay his share of it, and is getting frustrated with Xfinity's website, tagging Comcast and a nonexistent support account to complain.

Edit: forgot to add this one. https://archive.ph/moWWx

 

[Theophilus Thistler]

Looking at his deformed weasel big tiddy cat fursona is just too much for dear, kind hearted Loug (but not those 3 photos of his best bud dying in agony pfft why?) so he wants to be a big tiddy bunny like in that drawing he liked so much.

https://mobile.twitter.com/acekatt/status/1487548580302831631

Ace is mourning. on Twitter: "@PnictogenAnnex *hugs*" / Twitter

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(Ninja'd but at least I cbf archiving)

 

[bluesunnyfox]

i didn't know who he was but reading about the cat situation makes me SICK.

the SHEER FACT he bought ELECTRONICS and furry porn instead of fucking helping the cat
and he's begging for money when he bought 20 computers (in the SPAN of a MONTH, not 300 years), 12 iPads and some consoles. stuff that could've easily been donated. he has that much money, while people can't even afford one of those things.

is he a sociopath or psychopath?? (from reading about the other shit)

at this rate, he's worse than chris chan (it wasn't really chris's fault but i'm talking about those people's actions)

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Lou failed McDonald’s training, so Lou prostitution arc when the bills get too high and he has to make some cash for his addictions?

"What's it like to to own an Apple product" - old webcomic by Matthew Inman of The Oatmeal

 

[Piss Bear]

Semper Fi for that, Archive kept stalling on incredibly long queues on my end. This seems to have stopped so I will stop being lazy.

Thank you. And I only call you a lazy faggot out of love.

I never seem to have issues with the archive site so if you need me to help you gather some archive links just shoot me a message. Or… I could just continue being an annoying prick and dumping archive links.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Lou has never expressed, or even hinted at, sexual attraction to any human, of any gender or any age. He's a toddler-like solipsist who doesn't understand other people enough to have sexual or romantic feelings towards them. He has sexual urges as an adult man, but that is sublimated into revolting furry porn. It's all an abstract concept to him, his urge to coom is completely uncoupled from other people. That's why he is into such extreme, revolting porn. Everything we've seen him "like" is so bizarre and extreme that it looks more like abstract art than pornography - crotch boobs, balls the size of household appliances, hyper muscle, cum firehoses. His attention span is so short he has to get into crazier and crazier things to get off. Humans aren't attractive to him at all.

I hate myself for remembering this, but Lou has expressed interest in the porn star Lisa Ann, who is very much in the mold of gross
1990s-style skanks with medically unethical bolt-on breast implants whom you would only fuck if you'd committed yourself in advance to spending the next six weeks immersed in a vat of penicillin. Basically what you'd expect from Lou--his sexuality is not holistic, but is instead hyperfocused on grotesquely distorted body parts divorced from the actual people they belong to.

Spoiler: skanky porn star, very NSFW

Think I'm gonna go take a shower now, thanks.

edit:

Lou also seems to be trying to find a cheaper internet plan to avoid having to pay his share of it, and is getting frustrated with Xfinity's website, tagging Comcast and a nonexistent support account to complain.

As a longtime Comcast customer, I can confirm that Comcast does not care.

 

[Tinten]

I understand that a-logging is against the rules on this website; I get that, but I feel it can never be restated enough how much of an absolute fucking cretin this man is. Abominable sociopath.. prolonging a living, breathing being's dire misery just for some fatty shit. I hope when Lou passes he is locked into a colossuem with feline gladiators that get to chase him as an eternal cat toy, batting him around day and night. Lord above.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Barrett: "The grift train we on don't make no stops, Cloud!"

Also - good? You should be expected to pay more of the bills, as you would be the main internet user of the house. I'm sure everyone else in the house wouldn't chew through data with software updates for 10+ electronics and require the fastest speeds to download tiddy tigers.

Or......cut back to basic cable like I did when I needed to cut corners. Comscab basic cable and internet is less than $150.

 

[JaneThough]

I get those of you new to Lou are outraged but grifting is his entire life. He doesn’t know anything else. Before the cat grift, it was “our heat is out and my stepfather who is on dialysis is trying to fix it” and someone came in offering actual, tangible advice instead of money and Lou responded with “IDK I just can’t stop crying”. So Lou let’s his elderly, disabled parents deal with actual problems while he grifts for money he uses for other things.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Or......cut back to basic cable like I did when I needed to cut corners. Basic cable and internet is less than $150.

It’s transphobic to suggest to Lou that he needs to stop getting The Playboy Channel on his family’s cable bill.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Say, I just remembered. Didn't Kero the Wolf's dog die of something very similar to Lover the cat? I keep bringing this up as sort of an own to Lou but it's still odd that Lover died to similar circumstances from the same guy who literally fantasizes about fucking big titty muscle cats. I also see that the Crotchtit Pony idea didn't last long, did it?

ALSO, LOOK WHOSE BACK AT IT AGAIN AT NOTICING LOU, IT'S YA BOY NO DICK CORUST

https://twitter.com/mochaskull/status/1487528865920659456 / https://archive.ph/S41cS archive

 

[The Dude]

I get those of you new to Lou are outraged but grifting is his entire life. He doesn’t know anything else. Before the cat grift, it was “our heat is out and my stepfather who is on dialysis is trying to fix it” and someone came in offering actual, tangible advice instead of money and Lou responded with “IDK I just can’t stop crying”. So Lou let’s his elderly, disabled parents deal with actual problems while he grifts for money he uses for other things.

Also, in the last month or so Lard-Ace has bought a brand new television (because the service for his ROKU TV was TEMPORARILY out), a new chromebook/laptop, a used PS4 Pro, and I think one other thing (might have been an iPad). But remember that good things never happen to him so he needs other people to give him money so he can have some happiness for a change, and he always gets NEEDS before WANTS. Nothing is mandatory, but he will throw tantrums, post his grifting every 30mins, lie his ass off, and make suicide threats if he doesn't get what he wants fast enough.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Also, in the last month or so Lard-Ace has bought a brand new television (because the service for his ROKU TV was TEMPORARILY out), a new chromebook/laptop, a used PS4 Pro, and I think one other thing (might have been an iPad). But remember that good things never happen to him so he needs other people to give him money so he can have some happiness for a change, and he always gets NEEDS before WANTS. Nothing is mandatory, but he will throw tantrums, post his grifting every 30mins, lie his ass off, and make suicide threats if he doesn't get what he wants fast enough.

I usually do not support communism, but I am willing to contradict that belief of mine in order to get Lou to spend some time inside a gulag.

 

[BananaSlamma]

Lou is hoping to find out if any friends have an Xbox as he apparently has a new gamer tag.

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And in a rare sight, an interaction between Lou and Ichigo that doesn't involve them arguing with somebody.

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[TheGuntinator]

why do i even work 8 hours a day to barely afford to save up when i can be a fat gay furry and get 10x as much money for being terminally online despite acting like a gigantic retarded asshole every waking moment. Like who looks at these useless tranny cunts and says "this is someone who will use my money on something they really need" i swear why is it so hard for people to see through blatant sympathy begging. When someone has a financial emergency every few weeks for years and years its absolutely their own fault especially when the people who follow this person KNOW how many electronics he has, how can they not? Better question, how do you have so many electronics and even find the time to use them all? LIke after buying 400$ worth of games from steam that is MONTHs of games on backlog. Yes i am mad at the internet panhandlers

 

[Solid Snek]

I usually do not support communism, but I am willing to contradict that belief of mine in order to get Lou to spend some time inside a gulag.

Do you really think the other gulag inmates deserve Lou? Starvation is one thing, but locking people up with Lou Gagliardi is simply barbaric.

i didn't know who he was but reading about the cat situation makes me SICK.

the SHEER FACT he bought ELECTRONICS and furry porn instead of fucking helping the cat
and he's begging for money when he bought 20 computers (in the SPAN of a MONTH, not 300 years), 12 iPads and some consoles. stuff that could've easily been donated. he has that much money, while people can't even afford one of those things.

is he a sociopath or psychopath?? (from reading about the other shit)

at this rate, he's worse than chris chan (it wasn't really chris's fault but i'm talking about those people's actions)

He's absolutely worse than Chris Chan.

Chris was a sympathetic oaf who went down a dark and tragic path, in his search for love and acceptance in a world he was mentally incapable of understanding.

Lou is a giant piece of shit who defrauds the mentally ill and wants nothing more than to buy a brand new iPad every week.

Granted, Lou's never raped his mother (that we know about), so he's got that going for him. But he's a blackhole of consoomerism, and there's really no redeemable features about him; he produces nothing except misery and hatred, not even Deviantart scribbles or a video game stream in effort to try and add something of value, however slight, to the world.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Lou is hoping to find out if any friends have an Xbox as he apparently has a new gamer tag.

But he sold his Series S though, didn't he? Yeeted it because of his 'beetus eyes if I remember correctly.

Fuck, it's getting harder and harder to remember how many electronics he's grifted for just to sell a month later.

 

[The Dude]

Lou is hoping to find out if any friends have an Xbox as he apparently has a new gamer tag.
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Discussing weapons. Such a girly-girl feminine subject!

 

[Damien Thorne]

Do you really think the other gulag inmates deserve Lou? Starvation is one thing, but locking people up with Lou Gagliardi is simply barbaric.

He won’t be bothering the other inmates for long in there. Come on, we all know he has enough calories in his body to support a gulag population for a year.

 

[Minister Burroughs]

Lou is finally featured! But at what cost...
It's really impressive the way he can revert back to his old political arguing within a day or two of being 'distraught' over the death of his pet; it makes me wish he had a following that actually paid attention to him, which would force him to lie better. Then again, the fact that he's basically screaming into the void with every post is a comfort in itself. We are his only audience. We are all he has.
As an aside, I found it so typical that not even caring for their dying cat could induce the Gagliardis, white trash in the extreme, to turn down the ESPN below an overwhelming roar. Lou whispering horrifying nothings at his cat, pretending to know what caring for a cat looks like, sent shivers through me.