🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[JaneThough]

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> Posts the vet bill under Denise's name
> "I had to pay to get him put down"

The only thing worse than a compulsive liar is one who fucking sucks at it.

Oh Lou is spectacularly bad at lying. For the new people coming here from the feature, you missed his whole "I would die before my nephew had no gifts for Christmas, all I want is to make sure my nephew has gifts please #TramsCrowFun PLEASE he is the most important thing ever and I am DESPERATE to give him the best Christmas ever or I will literally throw myself in front of a train" and then he got his nephew a fucking library card. Which, for those unfamiliar, are free, and then has gone on to complain about having to take his nephew to the library.

 

[The Dude]

Oh Lou is spectacularly bad at lying. For the new people coming here from the feature, you missed his whole "I would die before my nephew had no gifts for Christmas, all I want is to make sure my nephew has gifts please #TramsCrowFun PLEASE he is the most important thing ever and I am DESPERATE to give him the best Christmas ever or I will literally throw myself in front of a train" and then he got his nephew a fucking library card. Which, for those unfamiliar, are free, and then has gone on to complain about having to take his nephew to the library.

Don't forget that after he got his GriftBux, but before he settled on getting his nephew the library card, Lard-Ace made up this obvious bullshit story about how Mama Gags got angry that he wanted to buy his nephew Christmas gifts. Of course, this was part of the grift to get money and not spend it on what he said it was for, and also avoid people getting angry at him or having to give the money back. It was such an obvious lie, as all Louie's lies are, and it was crystal clear that Louie never intended to use the money to buy his nephew a damn thing.

The whole family is scum. Denise stole Toys For Tots toys meant for her own nieces and nephews, and Louie uses children and dying pets to mooch money off of rubes on social media.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Oh Lou is spectacularly bad at lying. For the new people coming here from the feature, you missed his whole "I would die before my nephew had no gifts for Christmas, all I want is to make sure my nephew has gifts please #TramsCrowFun PLEASE he is the most important thing ever and I am DESPERATE to give him the best Christmas ever or I will literally throw myself in front of a train" and then he got his nephew a fucking library card. Which, for those unfamiliar, are free, and then has gone on to complain about having to take his nephew to the library.

Also him claiming he had custody of the shield.

 

[blanketdog]

This is definitely worth pointing out. Lou is a kind of degenerate I don't think I've ever really seen before. I don't think he's even aware of what a complete leech on the anus of humanity he is, he's not that smart. This isn't a scam he's planning and running, it's just his default state. It's like generations of grifting white trash eventually produced him like some sort of reverse eugenics.

This made me laugh a bit because you really nailed it. I’ve been wondering what it is that boggles my brain when it comes to people like Lou - it’s just like you said, as if evil scientists had planned and created the most useless human being possible X-men style without giving it any actual disabilities (that would be cheating and boring) while labouring over the details that maximise its lack of purpose and how annoying it is to the rest of the population.

Lou seems like he has noticed the increased attention on his thread.
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Edit: It is actually his mother getting mad at him apparently
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Pnictogen impressively fails to realise how most kiwis in the thread seem to mourn the fate of the cat more than Lou despite never even having even seen the cat in real life. I’d call that adequate response seeing the evidence of how the cat died. But hey, any kind of mental gymnastics to protect the twans-woke-hurty-feefees bubble.

These were things like using more feminine body wash, more comprehensive lotioning, subtly androgynous clothing choices, voice training, or even facial electrolysis step by step: going from a full beard to a chinstrap.

I'm not the gatekeeper of femininity, but if Lou did feel bad about not being a girl, growing out his hair and using flower-scented shampoo would be an obvious sop to the MtF demon while living under his mom's roof.

You’re forgetting a very important detail here. How’s Lou going to shower with feminine-smelling products when that requires actually, you know, showering. You’ve seen his shirts and hair and, well, all that goes with it. Not even going over the rest of the points. But it was a good try.

 

[Piss Bear]

real question, WHO THE FUCK BUYS PORN. Not a porn watcher, but seriously who the fuck would buy it with millions of free vids.

LOL you must be new to Animal Control. Furries will literally spend THOUSANDS to get a porn commission from a popular furry artist, or bidding on a YCH.

Spoiler: YCH

Also yeah, Lou is “mourning” alright…

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[Sylvie Paula Paula]

 

[The Dude]

LOL you must be new to Animal Control. Furries will literally spend THOUSANDS to get a porn commission from a popular furry artist, or bidding on a YCH.

Spoiler: YCH

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Of course the one with massive mommy milkers is Lard-Ace's favorite. Of fucking COURSE it is. This is the guy who always goes for titanic tiddy tigers for his furfag avatar, to the point that if it were a real woman she would have lifelong back problems and have a bent spine by 50.

 

[Piss Bear]

Of course the one with massive mommy milkers is Lard-Ace's favorite. Of fucking COURSE it is. This is the guy who always goes for titanic tiddy tigers for his furfag avatar, to the point that if it were a real woman she would have lifelong back problems and have a bent spine by 50.

Don’t forget it has a penis.

 

[Terrorist]

Why is it that furries (who supposedly love animals mind you) are often the ones torturing them the most with sex and negligence?

Oh they "love" animals, alright...

 

[The Dude]

Don’t forget it has a penis.

I didn't even notice the stupid tranny symbols on two of them. The only way a troon could get tits like that rabbit would be either implants, or by being as fat as Louie, except then they'd be saggy bitch-tits.

 

[A Detachable Penis]

I just remembered that a few months ago he was complaining that one of the cats pissed all over his comic books in the closet.

Cats peeing outside the litter box is a sign of UTI issues.

So yes, it was Lou's fault cause we can literally identify a medical problem with the cat that went untreated.

Chronic kidney failure has noticable symptoms and cats usually succumb to failure, but it can be postponed with supportive treatment like hydration.

 

[The Dude]

I just remembered that a few months ago he was complaining that one of the cats pissed all over his comic books in the closet.

Cats peeing outside the litter box is a sign of UTI issues.

So yes, it was Lou's fault cause we can literally identify a medical problem with the cat that went untreated.

Chronic kidney failure has noticable symptoms and cats usually succumb to failure, but it can be postponed with supportive treatment like hydration.

Louie couldn't use Lover pissing on his junk for grifting like he could with Lover slowing dying. So of course he was just going to bitch about it for attention, then leave it at that.

 

[kazuhiro]

I just remembered that a few months ago he was complaining that one of the cats pissed all over his comic books in the closet.

Cats peeing outside the litter box is a sign of UTI issues.

It could be a sign of an unclean litter box too, or not enough boxes for all the cats they have, either of which seem possible in that house. Don't untreated UTIs usually cause serious problems pretty quickly in cats?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It could be a sign of an unclean litter box too, or not enough boxes for all the cats they have, either of which seem possible in that house. Don't untreated UTIs usually cause serious problems pretty quickly in cats?

IIRC Momma Gags was allegedly cleaning house that time, so it might have been the general upset. If Lover had that UTI ever since then that makes the whole thing several orders of magnitude worse because the cat must have been visibly suffering for weeks.

 

[kazuhiro]

If Lover had that UTI ever since then that makes the whole thing several orders of magnitude worse because the cat must have been visibly suffering for weeks.

Yeah, though Lou only started his sick cat grift recently. If it had been unwell before, he'd have been begging up a storm about it. Maybe he was too busy crying and stress-eating with worry.

Also, I think if cats do start to pee outside the box due to an infection ('cause they can't help it), they do it a lot and in different places. Neglectful owners would notice that, even if they did nothing about it.

 

[Piss Bear]

I didn't even notice the stupid tranny symbols on two of them. The only way a troon could get tits like that rabbit would be either implants, or by being as fat as Louie, except then they'd be saggy bitch-tits.

It’s something I noticed too, artists who draw MtF characters never even try to be realistic. They look like straight-up women, besides maybe the artist including a dick. At least with artists portraying FtMs you get the top scars. Where’s some accurate MtF representation? We need to see cone moobs, unshaven facial hair, refrigerator-shaped bodies, male-pattern balding, and AGP smirks!

Also while I’m at it I am gonna dump some Lou archive links because @Solid Snek and @BananaSlamma have been lazy faggots lately. The links are in order from oldest to newest.

Spoiler

https://archive.ph/Fx051
https://archive.ph/Ob2fV
https://archive.ph/XyUYM
https://archive.ph/Gma4g
https://archive.ph/vOQCN
https://archive.ph/vPcaE
https://archive.ph/23SJd
https://archive.ph/2Nj9s
https://archive.ph/iJYod
https://archive.ph/83idC
https://archive.ph/0pg3I
https://archive.ph/QIAS7
https://archive.ph/Afykn
https://archive.ph/O9xyr
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https://archive.ph/m793l
https://archive.ph/iEMWd
https://archive.ph/nR5ZG
https://archive.ph/il3RR
https://archive.ph/rJ0X6
https://archive.ph/rZc6g
https://archive.ph/OSepk
https://archive.ph/bXgsd

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

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Barrett: "The grift train we on don't make no stops, Cloud!"

Also - good? You should be expected to pay more of the bills, as you would be the main internet user of the house. I'm sure everyone else in the house wouldn't chew through data with software updates for 10+ electronics and require the fastest speeds to download tiddy tigers.

 

[Damien Thorne]

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Barrett: "The grift train we on don't make no stops, Cloud!"

Also - good? You should be expected to pay more of the bills, as you would be the main internet user of the house. I'm sure everyone else in the house wouldn't chew through data with software updates for 10+ electronics and require the fastest speeds to download tiddy tigers.

Let them switch to Dish Network. On one hand, cutting Lou off from the Internet will give him a massive meltdown. On the other, him not being on the Internet will mean all of this milk would remain eternally offline.

 

[Spunt]

If only there was some other way of obtaining money to pay bills.

 

[Damien Thorne]

If only there was some other way of obtaining money to pay bills.

Lou failed McDonald’s training, so Lou prostitution arc when the bills get too high and he has to make some cash for his addictions?