He's too narcissistic to kill himself. He won't even be partially inconvenienced in order to help someone. He barely cared about his cat and it was because it gave HIM joy and not because it was a living being.
He is. Just very slowly, through untreated diabetes and an appalling diet and lifestyle. He's already got no feeling in his feet (which is how a small wound became a diabetic ulcer that necessitated an operation to remove a gangrenous bone from his foot), his eyesight is failing, his digestion works so slowly he vomits after meals, and no doubt his liver, kidneys and pancreas are all also past the point of no return.
"I know Lover appreciates it too from the afterlife"
He only does it as bait tweets.
oh yeah fuck i forgot about that, when he said we sent him flowers and shit
No point in photographing the cat until it could be monetized.oh yeah fuck i forgot about that, when he said we sent him flowers and shit
also why can't he use photos of his cat from before he got sick? Why use the ones that are all depressing
Fuck off, Lou. The only pussy you care about is the one you wished you had between your legs.
Doesn't have any. Cat didn't matter before the kidney failure.also why can't he use photos of his cat from before he got sick? Why use the ones that are all depressing
Yeah, he mentioned "transphobic sites" this morning, and unless he's been scoped by JK Rowling recently ("Harry Potter and the Cat-Molesting Cave Ogre"?), I can only imagine he means us.
He's never actually expressed an interest in transitioning. Not a dick chop, not HRT, not even wearing a frilly lolita dress and coding socks. The closest he's come is imagining himself as a My Little Pony with crotchboobs, and even that only lasted a couple weeks at most.
Notice how he clarifies "trolled via email" because it's clear no one is fucking with him on Twitter. Remember the email saga where it was abundantly clear he was sending himself hate emails because he was screenshotting them within a minute of receiving them?
I could see him pulling an ADF and faking a dick chop in order to grift more funds if he gets that desperate for the latest Animal Crossing game. He knows no dignity.
I'd love for this to happen (the Italian Stinkditch is still my favorite saga in KF history). It would likely work, too, at least long enough to get him some new vidya and an iPad or three. But be careful, because Lou does check the thread, and you don't want to give him ideas!
People are mad at you for monetizing the death of your cat you abused. When people lose something precious to them they do not try to "distract themselves" with consumerism. You are absolutely putting a price on a loved one and that price is the cost of furry porn.
Lou doesn't even grow his hair out, and that would save money. He tends to post greasy selfies after every SuperCuts visit.
