🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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Kheapathic said:
@Null We know you're busy with raising pigeons and banana peppers; but take a train and go visit him in the hospital and leave a card and a get well soon balloon.
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I'm not normally one for this sort of thing but... this. Please this. Send him a simple card with a crudely pasted Kiwi Farms logo on it.

byuu said:
Let's settle Europe vs America once and for all by having Ralph and Drachenlord fight.
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Two manlets enter. One manlet leaves. WHO RUNS SPERGERTOWN???
 
AltisticRight said:
"I don't try to moralise".
- Sandra and Ronnie is burning in Hell, goes on squealing tirades about people being meanies
- Cries about a thread of his alleged child(ren)
- Whines about a-logs making jokes
A man that cries about meanies on the internet, brings up angel babies to taunt "disloyal" detractors, mocked some nobody's deceased wife over dumb stream.me rankings, and immediately starts to moralise once he's receiving bants, crying about the immorality of mocking his hick family's "mis"fortunes.

Shut your mouth.
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Yes, but he’s ‘been in the game a long time’ you see. I think that means that as a convicted revenge pornographer and sex offender, he is a moral authority and the ultimate judge of his fake friends’ character.?
If his hospital mate has done a search and found Ralph’s thread, can he or Sergio please ask him what the hell being ‘in the game a long time’ is supposed to mean. What ‘game’ and how long? There’s a lot of missing years that are unaccounted for, what game was he in then?
 
have it your way
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Fools Idol said:
Ralph is right when he says that shit happens but what he isn't taking in to account is the fact that shit happens to him consistently. Some people call it karma others might attribute it to Ralph being an easy mark but whatever you believe, there is one truth to Ralph's life that is become very apparent, and that is that misfortune follows Ralph like a a bad stench.
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Ethan is one of the luckiest guys I've seen online. Most people would be dead and homeless pulling the wigger shit he does while being a massive fatass and genetic failure. He still makes decent enough money being a useless idiot, has impregnated 2 women with one of them still relentlessly by his side. He's getting up there with DSP if he can keep this up for a few more years.
 
Justtocheck said:
Klonopin>>>>>>Valium

Valium is for addicts who want to feel sluggish and lie in bed and shit themselves because the valium relaxes the bowels. Klonopin is for the gentleman who wants a buzz to chill and laugh and have a quality nap after suffering through the horrible public transportation commute.

Another way of putting it; Klonopin is having a nice cup of wine while Valium is getting fucked by cheap Vodka.
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But Dr house is kewl and he does Valium :soy:
 
Does a wired jaw prevent one from taking pills?

I guess it might not matter if theres a tooth-window.
 
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