🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I wonder if he's laughing like the joker since he's in his "copy any taxi driver rip-offs" phase. those characters had a goal for the greater good, not chase after underage Portuguese women and saying you'll rape people.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I’d be insulted if they offered me Valium, I don’t have all day for that to kick in. Bring me 2 mg Ativan or better yet Versed. God he’s stupid.

Ralph is used to being treated like the drug seeking, no insurance having, no bill paying, wigger that he is by American doctors when he attempted to get scripts for benzos or painkillers complaining of back pain. Therefore he thinks he’s really getting one over on these foreign doctors getting bog standard post-surgical prescriptions.

No one tell him they gave him fentanyl during surgery and probably morphine afterwards. He will want to run out to get his face stomped to bits all over again.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

That Adam Ant guy aged badly...

 

[CapricornusRex]

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Ethan Ralph looks like a Tom and Jerry gag where Tom gets his shit kicked in by Jerry.
He might as well utter the words "don't you believe it".

Isn't that cute. Ralph can get himself a septum ring when he gets home.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He possibly got his head busted open by a bunch of homosexuals. Only way this could get better is if he swung first.

 

[Frail Snail]

Random thought; going by the internet, there's a lot of trannies in "sex work," to include street walking. What are the odds Ralph freaked out when he found out his mark had a dick, and his mark then beat the shit out of him for not recognizing him as a true woman (and thus taking the 150 Euros).

Ralph ran into the Portuguese Beefsteak Pete. Who's doing the buck breaking now, boy?

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

Europeans really have a high opinion of themselves despite being the same fat trash as Americans with less rights. Americans can be dumb but at least our teeth are taken care of (until some moor knocks them out in Portugal or meth becomes our favorite passtime)

...which is funny because that's exactly how Canadians act towards everyone, and how Europeans act towards everyone, especially when it comes to "hate speech". It really galls them that we can call them a niggerjewfaggot to their face and they can't do anything about it.

 

[Retink]

He possibly got his head busted open by a bunch of homosexuals. Only way this could get better is if he swung first.

He probably did swing first seeing as he was willing to stomp up to Digi's tranny house and bust in for being called 5' 1". The problem was the person this time wasn't an obese midget but a an in shape tranny midget.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Pretty sure they label it so you know what you are gulping down

If there's anything I could trust Ralph to know, it's his benzos. He probably picks up tasting notes when taking them.

 

[Retink]

In all seriousness though if Ralph is bragging about anything it should be about the decent and clean job the surgeons did with his face. Could have looked much worse post-op.
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The eye that caught the business end looks slightly raised and not in line with the other so they definitely put some metal in his skull.

Ralph should feel lucky they didn't just lobotomize him while he was on the table because of how pissed off they were by his wigger attitude. Or, maybe they did lobotomize him and are confused why nothing changed besides him drooling more than normal.

 

[byuu]

Europeans really have a high opinion of themselves despite being the same fat trash as Americans with less rights. Americans can be dumb but at least our teeth our taken care of (until some moor knocks them out in Portugal or meth becomes our favorite passtime)

Let's settle Europe vs America once and for all by having Ralph and Drachenlord fight.

 

[von Hapasbourg]

Ralph's stubbornness is the reason why Zidan left. He saw from a mile that the gunt ship is sinking way before everyone did. I really miss Zidan (no homo). Just hoping that he does his own podcast soon

 

[Miss Misery]

That Adam Ant guy aged badly...

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The sad part is he really DID age badly...

But he still doesn't look as bad as Ethan Ralph does right now after obviously fucking around and finding out when you act like a jackass around the locals.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Maybe why I did at least enjoy the movie somewhat; I watched it as a vigilante film, though more Ms.45 (likewise partially about untreated trauma and mental illness) than Death Wish.
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Off topic, but Ms. 45 is awesome.
It's the kind of retro "muh grindhouse" shit that everyone loves to ape, particularly the nun outfit shooting scene, except it's actually from that time period.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Andy's gonna have a tough time one-upping Ralph this time. How is he possibly going to be able to afford to find a gang of wiggers in Arkansas that will be willing to beat and rob him? It's gonna take a lot more Kino Casinos before that dream comes true.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Europeans really have a high opinion of themselves despite being the same fat trash as Americans with less rights. Americans can be dumb but at least our teeth our taken care of (until some moor knocks them out in Portugal or meth becomes our favorite passtime)

Now that's something I've never understood... how the fuck do Europeons NOT take care of their teeth? Fuckers always run their mouth about having better healthcare but somehow they can't be bothered to get friendly with a toothbrush once in a while, let alone fix their snaggleteeth? I can't imagine dentistry is that much more expensive over there.

 

[Truly Rural]

Gunt doesnt look like he had teeth knocked out, he looks like he had full set of dentures knocked out. Especially bottom jaw.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

As someone who has lived in much poorer countries than Portugal continuously since I turned 21, I have never been mugged. I wonder what Ralph is doing differently

Leaving the house.

 

[The Hard R]

Doctors in Europe don't give out strong painkillers like candy. He might get some ibuprofen.

But you can buy Codeine over the counter in much of Europe. Which is about as potent as anything they'd hand out for this level of injury in the US these days, since the opioid crisis has become a thing.

Ralph is the definition of a mark lol

Surprised he hasn't been robbed before.

i guess if he takes enough opiates for long enough, he;ll eventually lose the gunt.

Not necessarily. I've known plenty of fat opioid addicts.

FIVE STAR days is all he knows!!

I'd call that a 5 star ass whooping

I think that might have just been Xanax or some other type of benzo. His behavior DEFINITELY matches that of someone blasted on benzos. If he adds opiates to the white-trash cocktail of deathfat, benzos, and booze, his life expectancy is literally less than a year.

Benzodiazepines and opiates are a recipe for respiratory failure

Clearly, none of you have ever left your basements. Honestly, this is just general damage. Call me back when he is on life support.

A broken nose is general damage, a broken orbital, not even that common is professional fighting.

Wow! He was given Diazapam! That is as remarkable as a burger king on a steep street. He doesn't realize that might actually become his lifelong prescription does he? Dude might wake up today or in 5 years with tonic clonic seizures because of head trauma.

Or seizures from the benzodiazepine withdrawal when it inevitably becomes a habit.

 

[Slimy Time]

The state of Gunt where valium is the highlight of his day, oh along with food.