🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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Justtocheck said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qr5jQpO8JZw:1541
To the people that say Lisbon is "safe". Ehh.. It does look like a shithole. In Vagrant Holiday at 41 minutes into the video, the dude gets in trouble with drug dealers in a central plaza in Lisbon and then gets punched. Granted, he was being an idiot.
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after watching this video i'm 100% sure drunk ralph bought bunk coke and voiced his dissatisfaction with the product
 
not william stenchever said:
We do have the clip which Josh played of Ralph hearing the superchat saying "it's legal to fuck a 14 year old in portugal if you didn't intend to do sex tourism, Rackets said so!" and visibly salivating over the idea in the most subhuman piggy way possible. So I think we have ample grounds to speculate why someone would break his face on that basis.
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can you link that clip?

The smart thing would've been to go to an expensive brothel. Getting hit on by a girl at a bar/alley is usually bait to lure you into an ambush if you look like the Gunt. I also agree though there are only two categories this idiot fucked around and found out. It was either a drug deal (which wouldn't have ended like this if it was just a mugging) or a prostitution hook up gone wrong. The biggest reason is the brutality inflicted on Ralph. He must've done something really fucking stupid. Most Kiwis would be satisfied with just knocking him out. But it looks like the assailants were stomping him unconscious.
 
Spud Stacker said:
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"i showed you my gunt, please respond"
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le mugged face
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>Be the ralphamale.
>Go to borderline lawless country to own e-celeb who's not josh for once.
>Gonna fuck me some drugged, sex-trafficked little girls.
>Ain't shit the preggo fiancé can do about it LOL.
>Declare 5-star challenge to the universe.
>Get my head smashed in by locals because am degenerate.
>Ditch embarrassing manpurse, cards I can cancel and less than $200 to say it was muggers.
>Hope people believe manpurse only carried my wallet and that muggers wouldn't take my actual expensive shit like electronics, watch, etc.
>#winning
 
Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2 said:
That mugger must have been a fat fuck for the gunt to catch up to him, I doubt a thief or his buddies would kick the shit out of Ralph this bad.
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Yeah, I don't think he chased anybody. I imagine thief simply took it from where ever he found it and walked away with slight pace. I don't think thief beat him. But Ralph had to make a scene and talk mad shit that triggered other people to wreck him.
 
AnOminous said:
This wouldn't be anywhere near as funny if Ralph didn't constantly puff himself up like a bullfrog and make Billy Badass boasts, and if he hadn't gone to Portugal as some kind of weird own that made sense to nobody but himself. I picture him in those shades talking shit right before getting hit, a couple punches with the shades on and then a solid volley of jabs after they fell off. Then they steal his fag bag just to humiliate him even more, throwing it away immediately afterwards.
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Just replace "Las Vegas" with "Lisbon".

 
Justtocheck said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qr5jQpO8JZw:1541
To the people that say Lisbon is "safe". Ehh.. It does look like a shithole. In Vagrant Holiday at 41 minutes into the video, the dude gets in trouble with drug dealers in a central plaza in Lisbon and then gets punched. Granted, he was being an idiot.
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Is it me or is there a passing resemblance between this dealer who was with 4 other guys selling drugs in the central plaza in that video and the man selling Ralphs purse?
 
Mr E. Grifter said:
Usually what happens is the people who commit the initial crime, be that a robbery, mugging or theft will have someone they regularly sell goods on to. This person will not ask where they got the goods, nor will they want to know - this compartmentalises the crimes, introduces a certain degree of plausible deniability for them and allows the actual thief a means to quickly move hot property.

If Ralph's retelling of the tale is true, four people acting in a group would suggest that this was some low level organised crime gang. OCGs will have this down to an art, and will operate like a well oiled machine. This fella probably knows the person who beat Ralph up, but is unlikely to know what happened.
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Agreed, but he def the most likely way to get a message to the legit face stomper that there is a lucrative opportunity for him just for answering questions or selling any photos. If nothing else this seller/front could definitely get a message to the man who relieved Gunt of his murse and intact orbital sockets.

Obviously he would fear it was a trap but if they are not just an retard immigrant purse snatcher he would be able to see this is a legit opportunity to make easy money or maybe a underworld wannabe talent manager could hold his hand for a commission.

We deserve to hear this brave woman’s story about street justice.
 
not william stenchever said:
We do have the clip which Josh played of Ralph hearing the superchat saying "it's legal to fuck a 14 year old in portugal if you didn't intend to do sex tourism, Rackets said so!" and visibly salivating over the idea in the most subhuman piggy way possible. So I think we have ample grounds to speculate why someone would break his face on that basis.
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I'm curious what meigh thinks about his fiance and father of her child going overseas to fuck a 14 year old girl.

On second thought, meigh probably flicks her bean to that shit, so nevermind.
 
When Ralph gets out of the hospital he had better appreciate all the hard work the more productive Kiwis are doing to find his lost purse. If it wasn't for this forum Ralph would have to walk down the streets of Vegas without his favorite accessory after all. The next time Ralph reaches for his purse while in the middle of a sympathetic PMS fueled fit of anger he won't find it there which just breaks my fucking heart.

:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:I would hope that Ralph has the decency to at least say thank you. :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
 
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