🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
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Feel free to vote this as dumb, but I find it amusing that imdb is up to date on Ralph having his man purse stolen.
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I messaged the seller of the bag, they said they found it at "Avenida da liberdade Lisboa", which is an expensive shopping street. I also asked them if there was any ID in the bag, and they said there was none.
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Sorry if this is late but he's really fucked.

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Kramer on the phone said:
Ralph should never have bothered with surgery, he should have taken a flight back home and got it done in the US, at this point Ralphs better off taking a ship back home
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[shudder] Damn, that's a thought that gets me a bit squeamish. Would he have been better off flying home with the injury untreated (or at least pre-surgery) or is it better that he has it done before the flight?

I imagine without any surgical attention he'd be in genuine agony as the changing air pressure screws around with the jumbled damaged mess in his skull and quite possibly lead to further injury if something "bursts" somehow or he just loses control from the pain and bangs his head or something mid-flight.

Presumably surgery would "stabilize" the injury with staples, stitches, screws, whatever, but I can't imagine the pain would be much better and I'm curious how that delicate work would withstand the changing air pressure.

I guess the question is whether air travel pre- or post-surgery could/would cause more damage.

Either way his flight ain't gonna be a fun one. I hope the crew is willing to hand out booze to everyone around him as compensation for putting up with his whiny ass. He'll have to be awake and aware to board; airlines don't tolerate obviously drunk or drugged-up passengers. So he'll be "great" company in the air.
 
Hang on, so this idiot wanders around America, where there are more guns than people, being a massive arseache to everyone who encounters him and nothing happens to him, but three fucking days in Europe and he's getting reconstructive surgery?

Looks like those lazy yanks need to step it up.
 
Haven't been up to spe(e)d with the gunt, but now I will probably check his antics out. This is fucking hilarious.
>5' 1'' manlet with ~145kg to boot
>narcissistic piece of shit
>waste your money to fly to a foreign country for a petty reason
>boast about your money in a foreign country (in a tourist city nonetheless), practically beg to be robbed
>implying that he "was robbed first"
>get completely shitfaced alone
>loudmouth and piss off the locals so much he get some smacks across this face
>probably try to fight dirty (spitting, biting etc.)
>one of the "robbers" got one of his fuses blown and decides to really fuck the gunt up maybe rightfully so, some details are still unknown
>at least one of his orbital bones rekt
>appointment with the street dentist, picking up the teeth costs extra
>show your fucked up face on social media and make up a bullshit story
>no one believes you since everyone knows at this point you're a pathological liar
>get clowned on by everyone and even your e-daddies shit on you relentlessly
>get opioid painkillers because you actually need them and still boast about it, and probably get also addicted to later
>your murse appears online for sale
>people band together to get your murse just to fuck with you
>hospital bill: about to be printed
>passport: GONE
>your face: FELTED
>for everything else, there's MasterCard

How in god's earth can you be this retarded.
 
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You're not supposed to sneeze, blow your nose, or do other forceful air/mouth motions when dealing with an orbital injury. Taking a boat and puking from seasick nausea would presumably be very bad news.

He really is in a bad situation no matter how you examine it. Which is just great.
 
Aramis said:
Hang on, so this idiot wanders around America, where there are more guns than people, being a massive arseache to everyone who encounters him and nothing happens to him, but three fucking days in Europe and he's getting reconstructive surgery?
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Had he ever traveled outside the U.S. on his own? Someone like him needs a local handler, or at least someone to explain that people around the world don't actually like fat American retards who act like they're hot shit.
 
Garth said:
>Incredibly strong man
>In the hospital and awaiting surgery after getting his shit pushed in
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>all to own warski on the internet at the small price of bailing on his baby mother to do it

A true man's man.
 
Not Based or Redpilled said:
I messaged the seller of the bag, they said they found it at "Avenida da liberdade Lisboa", which is an expensive shopping street. I also asked them if there was any ID in the bag, and they said there was none.
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So to your knowledge, is Avenida da liberdade Lisboa a place where muggings occur with any frequency, with it being an expensive shopping street? The theory that he mouthed off to someone and got fucked up is looking increasingly more and more likely than it is him walking down some dark alley and getting raped by a gang of gyppos.

To me, there are 2 ways it can go. If it's a know expensive shopping street where people go to spend large amounts of money, it's also the sort of place that as a mugger, you would want to rob people. On the other hand, if it's a high end shopping area, it might also mean that it's decently safe, since it might not be where muggers prowl around, making it more likely he ran his mouth and got smashed for it.
 
Epic Fail Man said:
Slavs and eastern Europeans (except Romanians) don't have a tendency to steal from fat people like southern Europeans and Arabs do.
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I'm an Italian and much of the petty theft and other low tier criminal activity in Italy is done by eastern europeans, most of the rest is gypsies and very recent migrants from africa. Don't get me wrong we (rather famously) have our own homegrown criminals, but they aren't usually doing shit as low grade as muggings or pushing drugs for gunted tourists on a street corner.

In particular its prostitution where eastern europeans are overrepresented both as the pimps and the prostitutes themselves. Usually its Romanians, Ukrainians and Albanians. Drive around on an Italian motorway at night and you'll see dozens of them, 9/10 times they'll be from the east. I can't speak for Portugal as I've never been, but in Italy, shit like muggings is much more likely to be done by gypsies or africans.

Unless you're wandering around the shitter parts of Naples in expensive looking gear that is 😄
 
Slimy Time said:
So to your knowledge, is Avenida da liberdade Lisboa a place where muggings occur with any frequency, with it being an expensive shopping street? The theory that he mouthed off to someone and got fucked up is looking increasingly more and more likely than it is him walking down some dark alley and getting raped by a gang of gyppos.
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No in Avenida da Liberdade you throw a stone in any direction you hit the police
 
SheogorathJ said:
No in Avenida da Liberdade you throw a stone in any direction you hit the police
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So he must have ran his mouth then.

Hot take, what if he ran his mouth against a Portuguese cop? If they are anything like French, Italian, Spanish or really any Med police, they do not fuck around. What if he got his fucking ass kicked by a cop by being a drunk ass? It's not like he hasn't assaulted cops before and spent time in prison for it. Maybe he tried getting uppity/aggressive with one of them and then quickly learned that instead of arresting his drunk, tourist ass, they just kicked the shit out of him?

Edit: Something from 4 years ago, might be something to this theory.
 
Slimy Time said:
So to your knowledge, is Avenida da liberdade Lisboa a place where muggings occur with any frequency, with it being an expensive shopping street? The theory that he mouthed off to someone and got fucked up is looking increasingly more and more likely than it is him walking down some dark alley and getting raped by a gang of gyppos.

To me, there are 2 ways it can go. If it's a know expensive shopping street where people go to spend large amounts of money, it's also the sort of place that as a mugger, you would want to rob people. On the other hand, if it's a high end shopping area, it might also mean that it's decently safe, since it might not be where muggers prowl around, making it more likely he ran his mouth and got smashed for it.
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I dont speak Portugese, I used Google Translate lol. Though I think it is extremely unlikely one of the most expensive shopping streets has muggings.
 
Slimy Time said:
So he must have ran his mouth then.

Hot take, what if he ran his mouth against a Portuguese cop? If they are anything like French, Italian, Spanish or really any Med police, they do not fuck around. What if he got his fucking ass kicked by a cop by being a drunk ass? It's not like he hasn't assaulted cops before and spent time in prison for it. Maybe he tried getting uppity/aggressive with one of them and then quickly learned that instead of arresting his drunk, tourist ass, they just kicked the shit out of him?
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May be, but I would lean towards him getting his ass kicked by locals for running his mouth, either that or Niggers/Brazilians.
 
Something Awful said:
Had he ever traveled outside the U.S. on his own? Someone like him needs a local handler, or at least someone to explain that people around the world don't actually like fat American retards who act like they're hot shit.
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This, people really do not like Americans in Europe, I dont know if the whole of Murika is like this, but the only American tourists Ive ever encountered are incredibly loud and stupid, the brashness doesnt work over here.
 
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