🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Retink]

Lmao, imagine Ethanol Liver in the Balkans. True definition of fuck around and find out.

He'd waddle into the middle of a squat circle with his murse and try to tell them he's a gangster just like them. They'd proceed to turn his gunt into a purse.

 

[Justtocheck]

To the people that say Lisbon is "safe". Ehh.. It does look like a shithole. In Vagrant Holiday at 41 minutes into the video, the dude gets in trouble with drug dealers in a central plaza in Lisbon and then gets punched. Granted, he was being an idiot.

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

stunning and brave

 

[Slimy Time]

I can't wait for his next internet slap fight where he tries to act tough, probably to only be reminded of the time he got his orbital smashed and either watch him fuck up the story or become very sheepish.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

I wonder if he will get the jab in the hospital

Looks like he took enough jabs on the street.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

 

[WutangLee]

Man Ralph thought he had genuine friends in Jim, gator and dick. But little did he know that he was lower then gator.

Big win for the gator chads!!!

Seems it would be fitting. Ralph used to be under Matt in the GamerGate totem pole. But ended up beheading Jarbo and offering his corpse to the corn gods in return for the killstream ascending. Now Gator is looking to do the same with Ralph

 

[Common Shadow]

stunning and brave

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m really surprised his nose isn’t broken. It looks totally different than before and the bridge is swollen as fuck.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Jim nooooo!

It's gonna be ok, Ralph. Just remember the good times and respect the money you made together.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Is take out allowed in a hospital ?

 

[Nod Flenders]

Jim nooooo!
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It's gonna be ok, Ralph. Just remember the good times and respect the money you made together.

I don't think The Gunt is going to like this.

 

[AnOminous]

Yea, if Ralph mends the bridge with Rekieta that would be his first smart move in a while. I'm sure it wouldn't be hard with Nick, and Ralph definitely needs an adult (which Nick passes for I guess) to guide him through getting back and whatever fallout might precipitate from the shit he's not telling us about. I really doubt this 2nd, 3rd, 4th? near death experience will cause any sort of come to KANG jesus moments for him, so he will probably just flip the fuck out on Nick the second he mentions the beating or talks to someone who laughed at him.

It's somewhat interesting that considering what a churlish cunt Ralph has been to him, Nick is the only one of his old asshole buddies who isn't just openly shitting all over him when he's down. Maybe he's secretly a nice guy or something.

 

[waffle]

I'm not even sure Ralph got best particularly bad. He could have just got cold clocked, knocked out and just face planted into the concrete hard and without catching him self because he was unconscious. Only taking the murse could have been to get away/leaveess evidence Incase he was fucking dead.

Besides, would you want to dig through Ralph's grody ass pockets?

 

[The Big Dream]

Rand and Ralph will have something to bond over! Reunion back on the menu bros!!!

 

[MunsterCheese]

He turned the entire nation of Portugal against him
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https://twitter.com/BombaNaAR/status/1486749524794445824

This is what will finally end Ethan Ralph. He already has significant substance abuse issues. He is now being provided a trough of pain medication to get him into orbital surgery, who knows what else is going on with his jaw and this will continue into recovery. A ready supply of cheap & easy opiods.

When he returns to the US a local doctor will happily write a prescription for pain medications initially. He is going to get UNCONTROLLABLY addicted hard core. This won't be a case of he does drugs when and if he gets access to them. He will absolutely have to have them.

This will result in the end of the relationship with pantsu, baby coming or not. He won't be able to handle the baby.

His future path of self destruction will be glorious.

This could be avoided if he showed some restraint in taking those opioids. But that isn't in his nature.

 

[Garth]

It's somewhat interesting that considering what a churlish cunt Ralph has been to him, Nick is the only one of his old asshole buddies who isn't just openly shitting all over him when he's down. Maybe he's secretly a nice guy or something.

Is Rackets still dealing with that Law and Crime channel bullshit? If so, he could be preoccupied by that.

 

[Xenomorph]

This fat fuck thinks people are gonna believe he chased 4 men and proceeded to fight them lmaooo with his man purse

 

[JULAY]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qr5jQpO8JZw:1541
To the people that say Lisbon is "safe". Ehh.. It does look like a shithole. In Vagrant Holiday at 41 minutes into the video, the dude gets in trouble with drug dealers in a central plaza in Lisbon and then gets punched. Granted, he was being an idiot.

The guy in that video is a complete retard. As a general rule, if you don't want trouble, anywhere in the world, don't put yourself in situations that could lead to it.

As far as Lisbon itself is concerned, that place is safe as can be in comparison to other large European cities. In Barcelona, for example, I saw a lady (I think an American) get smothered by a crowd of Gypsies who took her bags, all of her personal shit in her pockets and such, and left her half naked in the middle of Plaza Real, in the middle of the day. There were people everywhere, it's not like this was in a dark alley or something.

Never saw anything like that anywhere in Portugal.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not even sure Ralph got best particularly bad. He could have just got cold clocked, knocked out and just face planted into the concrete hard and without catching him self because he was unconscious. Only taking the murse could have been to get away/leaveess evidence Incase he was fucking dead.

Since when do you need facial reconstructive surgery from shit that isn't a horrendous beatdown? His skull was literally shattered, dude.