🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[MySonDavid]

I have both a confession and an apology to make. In the revenge porn case thread I chastised people for saying they are glad Ralph wasn't going to jail for his crime because they didn't want to miss out on funny. I called it a cope and expressed the belief that him going to jail was actually the funniest thing that could happen to him. I was wrong and I apologize. You guys were right. If Ethan went to jail we would have missed out on this. I cannot believe what a shit show this hogs life has become. It's still fucking January...

 

[bearycool]

I have both a confession and an apology to make. In the revenge porn case thread I chastised people for saying they are glad Ralph wasn't going to jail for his crime because they didn't want to miss out on funny. I called it a cope and expressed the belief that him going to jail was actually the funniest thing that could happen to him. I was wrong and I apologize. You guys were right. If Ethan went to jail we would have missed out on this. I cannot believe what a shit show this hogs life has become. It's still fucking January...

We now have a new PUNISHED movie night emote. God Bless.

 

[Slimy Time]

Null was again, 100% correct in that this man cannot live anywhere else other than the US. People elsewhere don't like people like Ralph. This guy is honestly lucky he got away with getting his head handed to him. If we are to believe that he tried to fight back or chased the guy down, he is very lucky that they didn't just stab him. Dude sticks out too much as a mark.

The irony of this all is that if he brought May with him on this trip, he would have had the security of numbers (even if one of them is a horse faced woman) and probably would have never gotten mugged.

Oh and he didn't fight them.

If Ralph punched back he would post images of his bruised/bloody knuckles like he did with after his Riley fight.

Oh, I can believe he tried to, or ran his mouth like he has done all this time in irl streaming. Problem is, he's an obese 5'1 American getting jumped by 4 people. He would be lucky to land a punch before getting swarmed.

Thing with pickpockets and muggers in Europe (not so much the UK) is they are organised. If you go to Naples and get pickpocketed, it's not one guy doing it, but a group of 4-5 guys all doing it, and they are doing you a "favour" of relieving you of your purse without you knowing or getting hurt. Start causing trouble, and they will remove it from you violently.

 

[The Big Dream]

Dick Masterson admitted he faked his ankle injury and happy got out of the trip especially after seeing Ralph got beaten and robbed.
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Imagine losing most of your Guntguards during the F Ralph Festival, only to lose ANOTHER right afterward. How many L's can one man possibly take?

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Imagine getting your ass beat by some Portuguese. Definitely NOT gangster.

 

[It's Over Anakin]

One other great takeaway from this is Jim's superchat to Flamenco finally cementing the death of the Eternal Guntgard™

 

[Leon Breitling]

I'd heard "living well is the best revenge" but I don't think it meant to fly out of country to eat fast food and overpriced rice.

I'm also reasonably sure it didn't mean to get the shit kicked out of you, either. Could be wrong.

 

[TERF respecter]

This whole trip is the definition of a self own. It's like God had enough of gunt invoking his name while acting like a satanic goblin. Gunts spiteful motivations that he always thought made him sound based have backfired big time. A busted face and thousands of dollars down just to publicly felt yourself this bad in a attempt to felt somebody that sleighted you....lmao.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Christ. I hope he posts more pictures because the swelling is only going to get worse.

When does he come back home? He's going to have to do Killstreams and can't hide his face.

 

[Least Concern]

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It's so weird to look at this guy's mug and know I'm somewhere around half a decade older than him but he still looks like he's got twenty years on me.

This face is under forty! How?

 

[The Big Dream]

Christ. I hope he posts more pictures because the swelling is only going to get worse.

When does he come back home? He's going to have to do Killstreams and can't hide his face.

Thoughts and prayers to the innocents who will share a flight with this Eraserhead-looking freak

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Christ. I hope he posts more pictures because the swelling is only going to get worse.

When does he come back home? He's going to have to do Killstreams and can't hide his face.

He's head is going to swell like a balloon, but he isn't going to stream at all. He'll have excuse after excuse, or he'll stream but no webcam.

 

[Rupin]

Ralph fucked around and found out. Did he get mugged like the official story? Did his attempt to hire a hooker go wrong? Did he try to buy drugs from the wrong people? Did he chimpout at the bar last night?

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1486513025372889090

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THEY GOT THE MANPURSE:
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Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

i can only imagine how the conversation went before the beat down.

"DO I LOOK 5 FOOT 1 TO YO-PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND KICKED WHILE LYING DOWN"

"PLEASE DONT HURT ME! IM DUMB AS ASHIT YOU GUYS! IM JUST A DUMB A SHIT AMERICAN! IT WAS JUST A JOKE!"

 

[WutangLee]

i can only imagine how the conversation went before the beat down.

"DO I LOOK 5 FOOT 1 TO YO-PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND KICKED WHILE LYING DOWN"

"PLEASE DONT HURT ME! IM DUMB AS ASHIT YOU GUYS! IM JUST A DUMB A SHIT AMERICAN! IT WAS JUST A JOKE!"

"GAYTOR! GAYTOR! WER' AR YE GAYTOR! I NEED YA"

 

[Neil]

Dick Masterson admitted he faked his ankle injury and happy got out of the trip especially after seeing Ralph got beaten and robbed.
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Ok so even Dick is just openly shitting on Ralph while he's down, on top of Jim throwing Flamenco $10 to shit on Ralph and have it recorded on video.

If Gator joins in on this game of Kick The Gunt, it's fucking over for Ralph. He'll have no one to coddle him anymore after this dipshit stunt.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Luckily he's being provided with the best Healthcare ever. He beat the muggers up and a friendly passerby realized its ethan Ralph of the killstream and paid in full for his stay.

 

[Zilortha]

I don't encourage violence on anyone, but, I will laugh when it happens to those who deserve it. Lol, ralph fucked around and found out.

Pretty much. It's even funnier because he really had no business being there. He only went out of spite, and this is how it turned out?
It's a bit poetic really.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

"GAYTOR! GAYTOR! WER' AR YE GAYTOR! I NEED YA"

"GATOR! GATOR! GATOR! THE ALAWGS GATOR! THE ALAWGS ARE HURTIN' ME GATOR!"

 

[It's Over Anakin]

Luckily he's being provided with the best Healthcare ever. He beat the muggers up and a friendly passerby realized its ethan Ralph of the killstream and paid in full for his stay.

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