🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
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I love how unbelievable he's framed this. He "chased" someone who had taken half of the shit he had on him, which is ridiculous because we've seen him run around a motel trying to document Chris' arrest, but it's even funnier because at his short stature and heavy weight, he should easily be able to handle 4 Portuguese hood rats if he's as tough as he thinks he is. A swing of The Gunt should have been enough, really.
 
Luke gama said:
Odd how andy a coke head was able to make 8+ trips and not have anything happen to him.
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As someone who's been to a foreign country, I can tell you that there some things to keep in mind.
  • Have a good reason to visit that country.
    • Most likely, Warski would've been there to visit his family. But even if you're some tourist who wants to see the sights, you still have a good reason to be there. Ralph fits in neither of those criteria. He left his pregnant woman at home just so he could wave his Memphis Micro over a stuttering Canadian who associated with people he disliked.
  • Find a local ass and stick to it.
    • Again, Warski has family in Portugal. Even if a tourist like him stuck out like a sore thumb, he would've been around family who knew the local language and customs. He would've been less of a target than a drunken fatass who portrayed every negative American stereotype possible.
  • Don't make yourself a prime target for muggings.
    • Any mugger worth the wallets he's stolen knows to go after people with money. Ralph carries himself like he's hood rich and he would've been around people whose basic knowledge of American culture would've come from music videos of rappers throwing money at a hood rat's ass.
  • Stick to the touristy areas.
    • There's no doubt in my mind Ralph asked whoever his Portuguese Killstream fan was to show him the "real Portugal." The local cops don't like it when tourists get mugged because it makes their country look bad. That's why there's more of them around the touristy areas where they know the tourists are going to be. Ralph probably stumbled into some shithole neighborhood where the local refugees decided to take a break from raping European women and instead rob somebody. Gunt stumbling into their neighborhood must've been like Gunt winning a sports bet in the MGM.
 
Tom Myers said:
Ralph fucked around and found out. Did he get mugged like the official story? Did his attempt to hire a hooker go wrong? Did he try to buy drugs from the wrong people? Did he chimpout at the bar last night?
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Lmao, who on this thread said he should be fine if he didn't get into a violent encounter in Portugal? Right on fucking cue. Dude went all wigger on someone who tried to mug him and found out that guys who did this roll in gangs. You can be the baddest motherfucker there is (which Ralph is certainly not, no matter what his wigger brain says), doesn't matter, it's a numbers game. Dude is seriously lucky none of them decided to knife him.

Guy tries to mug you, fucking run (which he can't do), so he did the wigger thing.
 
Theres so much cope in his post. "Fought past the point that would be normal"

He wants us to believe he was like rocky, down but not out, getting back up continuing to fight 4 guys, because hes such a force to be reckoned with.

Photo of Ralph during the "mugging" for reference.
 

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Oh and he didn't fight them.

If Ralph punched back he would post images of his bruised/bloody knuckles like he did with after his Riley fight.
 
SO RALPH THEN DECIDED "OH I'M PISSED AT WARSKI SO IMMA DO THE FLIGHT ON OVER TO PORTUGAL. WHAT CUD POSSIBLY GO WRONG."

EVERYONE loves me in portugal, Thought ralph as he thought where to get 14 year old grill and snort the pure portugal columbian

Problem being, gays don't like pedos like fat ass probatino

They Like Bears

ralph is not a bear

Ralph is a grape turned sour, and raisins taste better than him.

most pugnacious in features, thought the crowd

"but a pug is cuter," thought the man as he pummeled Ralph into the ground

RALPH CRYING: "I AM THE ALL MIGHTY PROBATINO."

Chris, going, "AM."

the rest of us: "lol, stupid."

some of enjoying some mash potatoes and thinking: "man, ralph must be smashed with beer and gay prostitutes roughing him up."

RAM RANCH STYLE

Anyway, the story goes that Ralph forever became the PUNISHED meme

forever, infinitely PUNISHED
 
Some local probably made a joke as Ralph was waddling by and then, being the wigger that he is, Ralph went "SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE!" and got his ass beat.
 
How much of a shithole is Portugal? I know that Vagrant Holiday got assaulted and his shit stolen there. Good videos if you’ve never seen them.
 
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Ralph fucked around and found out. Did he get mugged like the official story? Did his attempt to hire a hooker go wrong? Did he try to buy drugs from the wrong people? Did he chimpout at the bar last night?
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Ralph, I'm gonna be honest with you buddy, you're lucky you didn't get stabbed.
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Tor Lugosi said:
Some local probably made a joke as Ralph was waddling by and then, being the wigger that he is, Ralph went "SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE!" and got his ass beat.
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RAM RANCH'D STYLE HOE DOWN BY SOME GAY PROSTITUE PRETTIER THAN HIM.

Zilortha said:
I think you're thinking about ralph's moobs.
Please reconsider.
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MY MOOBS MY MOOBS, WERE ARE MY FANNY PACK'D MOOBS
 
Tom Myers said:
Ralph fucked around and found out. Did he get mugged like the official story? Did his attempt to hire a hooker go wrong? Did he try to buy drugs from the wrong people? Did he chimpout at the bar last night?
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I don't encourage violence on anyone, but, I will laugh when it happens to those who deserve it. Lol, ralph fucked around and found out.
 
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