🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%
  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%
  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%
  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%
  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%
  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%

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I'm also imagining a terrorist with 250lb of explosives packed in a fake gunt trying to board a plane with his passport right now.
The Gunt is a counter-terrorist units wet dream. A giant target easy to spot, and easy too shoot. And the civilians can get away with relative ease because the Gunt cant catch up to them.
 
The stolen man purse is a lost collectors item now, much akin to the Sonichu medallion.
Are you saying.. Ralph hid it from his preteen female attackers by shoving it up his prison pocket? You might have a point!


That mark on ralph's eye could have came from a ring, but the most i look at it I think it was probably a chick's fingernail.
 
I still can't stop smiling about this. What a fucking funny outcome for the Portugal trip.

Its just perfect
 
Does this mean that we are in the "punished gunt" saga finally?
 

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I don't think Ralph was wandering around aimlessly at night, his trip has been extremely sedentary so far. At best he was getting a street snack for le gunt, but I'd say something more illicit was afoot, either prostitutes or drugs.
While Ralph is a junkie, he definitely has more of an addiction to prostitutes. Don't forget that during the entire Miami trip with Andy, he was spending 500 a night for the same hooker. If he is willing to throw that much money away for some hooker every night, you know for damn sure he would be hitting up hookers in Portugal. Especially if they're underage too since he got way to excited when that TTS mentioned the loophole and the AOC there.
 
Ralph chased after them and kept fighting...

No doubt he thinks he did that, but pull the other one the reality is he just got his ass beat. They saw a pudgy, middle aged yank, fucked up on drugs and booze and pounced on him and took his fucking purse. Pathetic.

Lots of people learn the hard way to read up on local threats to tourists - but usually they're young people, not middle aged fatties with kids on the way. What an idiot.
 
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Wait is that real? Holy shit did the Portuguese literally kick his ass onto the plane? Pantsu is either trolling Ralph or to stupid to realize he needs a straw to eat.

Those muggers taught Ralph such a lesson he’s wearing a mask in his living room now. LMAO.
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Wait is that real? Holy shit did the Portuguese literally kick his ass onto the plane? Pantsu is either trolling Ralph or to stupid to realize he needs a straw to eat.

Those muggers taught Ralph such a lesson he’s wearing a mask in his living room now. LMAO.
I personally would have cropped that Armani nylon bag out.
 
So how many texts and DM’s is @Null going to wake up to? His has been 110 % vindicated on his prediction on what would happen to Ralph if he left the safety and protection of the American wigger zone.

Just think a few days ago Ralph was shrieking in terror over a finger gun and box of Pampers, while Portugal was quietly lying in wait the whole time.
Russia had something similar to the "American Wigger Zone"- it was called the Pale of Settlement. Basically the Tsar forbid the Jews from living anywhere except Poland and some parts of Ukraine. When WW1 happened and the Germans invaded, all the Jews escaped in the chaos and almost immediately after orchestrated The Bolshevik Revolution.


What will happen if the special containment zone the US Government made for people like Ethan Ralph collapses? I shudder to think of the humanitarian consequences of a Wigger/Ralphamale revolution.
 
Does this mean that we are in the "punished gunt" saga finally?
I never noticed it until today with the forensic autism blowups and memes, but that is one sad puberty beard for a man in his 30s. The fact that his scraggly patchy facial hair looks like it belongs on a 13 year old whilst simultaneously going grey... Jesus, Ralph.
 
Ralph chased after them and kept fighting...

No doubt he thinks he did that, but pull the other one the reality is he just got his ass beat. They saw a pudgy, middle aged yank, fucked up on drink and booze and pounced on him and took his fucking purse. Pathetic.

Lots of people learn the hard way to read up on local threats to tourists - but usually they're young people, not middle aged fatties with kids on the way. What an idiot.
You have to be a real soft target to get hit though. I remember one time I was piss drunk in Munich asking people what the hell I need to do to find my way back to my hotel, I ran into slavs squatting outside of some shithole liquor store, I took five trains until I got close enough to stumble my way back, and then I couldn't find my room so I just passed out in the hall of the hotel because I had been drinking with strangers all day. The worst thing that happened to me is I felt like absolute shit the next day and at some point someone woke me up and asked if I wanted some water, and I just told them I locked myself out so I'd have to wait until morning when the lobby office was open.

I'm not a big guy, but I have the benefit of being polite when drunk.
 
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