🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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I think Ethan took "A New Era is about to begin." too seriously this time. The rapidly declining health era started and hit him like a truck, literally.

Surprised it hasn't been posted...


Anyhow, he should have streamed himself trying to enter the porta pega-gordo at the Alcobaça Monastery instead of sketchy tourist traps. That would have been good content, but Ralph hates putting effort for a good show.

www.openculture.com

The Anti-Gluttony Door in Portugal’s Alcobaça Monastery Shamed Plump Monks to Start Fasting

Consider that you eat the sins of the people —inscription carved above the entrance to the Monastery of Alcobaça's refectory Apparently, the Monastery of Alcobaça's resident monks were eating plenty of other things, too.
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edit: pictures of the porta pega-gordo

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Epic Fail Man said:
It's not only that, a lot of times when i was there there would be an Arab person coming from a group of five saying "hey come here come here one moment". As soon as they do that you have to tell them to fuck off and quickly get out of the street. They basically lure you so they can gang on you and steal your shit.

What I expected happened with Ralph is:

1. either stopped and gave them attention which you should never do.

2. got offended by them being "rude" and tried to confront them.

3 or tried to do the smart thing and walk away but was too fat and slow to get off the street they were in.
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They usually don't curbstomp you and hospitalize you unless you're in a clandestine establishment. Because I've seen this 4 times already. And each scenario was the same. They asked the Taxi driver "where can I get X", the taxi driver will take you to their criminal paypig. You go in, and the girls are all over you. You realize you just paid 500 Euros for a water bottle and want to run away. If you're smart, you'll do it professionally and tell them this isn't what you want. If you're a Karen like the Gunt you'll scream "IM AN AMERICAN YOU FILTHY WHORE, I WILL GET MY SERVICE" and a bunch of Moors are caving your face in.
 
Hüftpriester said:
Ralph didn't even want to go to Portugal after Daddy Dick broke his ankle, we bullied him into it. Now he has a broken nose and I'm curious to see the gash above is right eye, that will probably be a permanent scar. At this rate, Ralph will look like a legit circus freak before he turns 40.
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We bullied him and he kept thinking about the alternative of not going, having to spend an entire week at home with Pantsu. His epic romance with Pantsu has made him book more solo flights in six months than he has in the last fifteen years.

I bet she didn’t want him to go either. He sure showed her.
 
Conan Spedogawa said:
Honestly, I don't buy the 4 on 1 cope. A lot of wiggers will greatly exaggerate the optics of a fight they lose. I would bet it was one person who just rekt ralph. It probably wasn't even a mugging, but he got into an argument with a local and the guy just took what was easy to grab like a trophy from his victory.

Really doubt 3 guys were just waiting down the ally prepared for the inevitable gunt thrash.
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I don't doubt the 4-on-1 as much as I doubt him "chasing the guy down." Whether he fucked up a transaction with the shady types or was just wandering around in the middle of the night like a retard; I wouldn't doubt he got ganged up on, but I 100% completely doubt him chasing anyone down, let alone squaring up.
 
WutangLee said:
They usually don't curbstomp you and hospitalize you unless you're in a clandestine establishment. Because I've seen this 4 times already. And each scenario was the same. They asked the Taxi driver "where can I get X", the taxi driver will take you to their criminal paypig. You go in, and the girls are all over you. You realize you just paid 500 Euros for a water bottle and want to run away. If you're smart, you'll do it professionally and tell them this isn't what you want. If you're a Karen like the Gunt you'll scream "IM AN AMERICAN YOU FILTHY WHORE, I WILL GET MY SERVICE" and a bunch of Moors are caving your face in.
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they're a little more aggressive in Lisbon, but yeah they won't leave any noticable mark on you unless you are like Ralph and think you are healthy enough to face 4 guys let alone 1.
 
Epic Fail Man said:
they're a little more aggressive in Lisbon, but yeah they won't leave any noticable mark on you unless you are like Ralph and think you are healthy enough to face 4 guys let alone 1.
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What happened to the Gunt is him AFTER the hopsital cleaned him up. Look at that swelling. Both eyes are shut. They fucked his ass up.
 
RickestRickCriminal said:
I think Ethan took "A New Era is about to begin." too seriously this time. The rapidly declining health era started and hit him like a truck, literally.
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This is the beginning of the end for Ralph. It is going to be spectacular. He definitely lost those front teeth, and that's going to take a shitload of money to fix. If he doesn't fix it, the way he talks is going to completely change.
Any somewhat sane person who gets beat down that badly usually has the good sense to not broadcast pictures of it all over Twitter, but his ego won't let him. That's how fucking egotistical he is. He can't just go away for two weeks.
Ralph is so thin skinned that the public's reaction to this is going to be a breaking point for him. Maybe not the thing that causes him to totally lose his mind, but it's a huge step in that direction.
 
Epic Fail Man said:
they're a little more aggressive in Lisbon, but yeah they won't leave any noticable mark on you unless you are like Ralph and think you are healthy enough to face 4 guys let alone 1.
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He should have realized he was getting ripped off like any normal American. Instead he talked shit. And he got hit.
 
AnOminous said:
He should have realized he was getting ripped off like any normal American. Instead he talked shit. And he got hit.
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For them to do what they did to the Gunt, it must've gone very bad. This shit isn't new. "MUH EUROPA" isn't some fucking paradise wignuts stroke their little PP's too. It's been happening for years. Common occurrence when shit goes south is they choke the guy out and dump him in the side walk, and he gets the message. The Gunt literally got sent to the hospital. I'd give a million to be a fly on that wall
 
He literally looks like a corpse. Look how grey his face is. If he's diabetic like people believe, then he's going to look fucked up for a long time. They heal incredibly slowly.
 
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