🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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Today's life lesson: Maybe ya can't abort the report, but you sure can kick seven shits out of it.

Who am I kidding. This fucker never learns any life lessons.
 
Conan Spedogawa said:
Honestly, I don't buy the 4 on 1 cope. A lot of wiggers will greatly exaggerate the optic of a fight they lose. I would bet it was one person who just rekt ralph. It probably wasn't even a mugging, but he got into an argument with a local and the guy just took what was easy to grab like a trophy from his victory.

Really doubt 3 guys were just waiting down the ally prepared for the inevitable gunt thrash.
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Yeah it's a cope.

So we are supposed to believe he got robbed by one person, the manpurse somehow completely removed from his fat gluttonous BMI >45% belly which is a scientific achievement, AND he chased the guy, AND caught up??!

And there just happens to be 3 more people waiting or coming to the alleged robber's assistance?

Yeah right. He probably tumbled down the steep hills like a loose boulder and fell face first into a berry bush.
 
JustSomeDong said:
Today's life lesson: Maybe ya can't abort the report, but you sure can kick seven shits out of it.

Who am I kidding. This fucker never learns any life lessons.
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He'll be talking about how he won the fight a week from now because he didn't die or some shit.
 
Andre Richardson said:
Dumb question, how dangerous is Portugal compared to western countries?
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If only Dax had gone with him to protect The Gunt with his manliness....
 
Retink said:
He'll be talking about how he won the fight a week from now because he didn't die or some shit.
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I look forward to the copeposting about how he gave just as good as he got. I love a good fish story...
 
He looks like he doesnt have teeth anymore because the rest of his face is so swollen. If they actually beat the fuck out of him where he lost a lot of teeth he probably wouldnt be tweeting his face, or he would and get banned.
 
Ralph Barnhardt said:
HOLY SHIT! I just remembered. Sometime ago, when Ethan was threatening to move to another country rather than face the Vickers in trial, Null said on his stream to not do that because he would either get his shit kicked in or die because people from other countries don't tolerate wigger ways. Part one of warning came true. Let's see if Ethan can make it home alive.
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Null did say that yes and it is downright comical it happened.
 
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