🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
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MvAgusta said:
Inaccurate photo

We need his butt Gunt there.
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Did they knock his front teeth out? Probably his fat, but his face is looking even shitter than usual.

Also serves the fat fuck right, walking around a near 3rd world country like he owns it with his temper would always ending in an ass beating.
 
I've seen my share of lessons in violence, IMHO those bruises are not due to getting beaten by fists, unless someone was using brass knuckles. If I had to guess, he crumpled on the first punch and someone put the boots to him. I would be shocked, by looking at how his lips are formed, if he didn't get a good number of his teeth kicked in.

Smile for us Gunt, show us the damage, playing gangster gets you in the new progressive Europe. Play stupid games...
 
Do you guys think the police came so quickly only because all of the squealing made them think someone was slaughtering a pig in the streets?
 
I dont think it was over drugs or prostitutes, the retard probably walked around using his phone in the middle of the night and got culturally enriched.
Hes lucky they didnt stab his fatass.
 
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General Insomnia said:
Ralph got drunk mouthed off to a group of drunk Portuguese people and got his ass kicked and robbed. I am sure of it.
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He was probably doing the "Don't y'all know who the fuck I am?! I'll kick all y'alls ass!" and someone did what should have been done sooner.

Or a child-prozzy's pimp slapped the shit out of him.
 
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Lame Entropy said:
He's absolutely lying about what really happened. 4-v-1? Faggot wouldn't be okay enough to still be tweeting from the hospital. His drunk wigger antics obviously started this somehow but he has to save face when he's literally and figuratively getting beat this badly.
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Agreed. Ethan's fragile ego has to say he was outnumbered. Also he seems really insistent to keep saying it was "random" because he can't be blamed for getting himself into it.
 
Andre Richardson said:
Dumb question, how dangerous is Portugal compared to western countries?
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50% the genetics of modern brazil so pretty fucking dangerous, especially if you are a fedora wearing amerimutt retard like Ralph. Basically you should know at minimum basic portugese and not go looking around on the street for hookers and drugs. Portugal is a pretty rough place, legalizing personal carry of drugs made it far worse then it used to be a decade ago and even then its not a safe place to travel solo to. You want to go with a small group so you don't get fucked with. This ain't Amsterdam.
 
Honestly, I don't buy the 4 on 1 cope. A lot of wiggers will greatly exaggerate the optic of a fight they lose. I would bet it was one person who just rekt ralph. It probably wasn't even a mugging, but he got into an argument with a local and the guy just took what was easy to grab like a trophy from his victory.

Really doubt 3 guys were just waiting down the ally prepared for the inevitable gunt thrash.
 
JewBacca said:
I've seen my share of lessons in violence, IMHO those bruises are not due to getting beaten by fists, unless someone was using brass knuckles. If I had to guess, he crumpled on the first punch and someone put the boots to him. I would be shocked, by looking at how his lips are formed, if he didn't get a good number of his teeth kicked in.

Smile for us Gunt, show us the damage, playing gangster gets you in the new progressive Europe. Play stupid games...
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Considering his height they probably put the boots to him first.
 
I guess after the disaperance of madeleine mccann the local portuguese have become increasing suspicious of individuals wearing 'kid diddler' hats
 
I though he was going to have a bad time while visiting Portugal but damn did he get fucked up lmfao.
 
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