Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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Tikbalang said:
The ideal after prison life for Chris is the Amish town. He'll have to abandon the concept of electricity because there won't be any.
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It's a common myth that the Amish are anti-technology or want to somehow freeze technology in time. They're just against technology seeping into how people live their lives vs. living pious lives. So, for instance, they don't mind using electricity when it's needed for something important, so they will set up a generator to produce electricity when needed, but be averse to always-on grid electricity that enables frivolous things.

The best way to put it is that the Amish are not against modern technology, they're just selective and sparing with it. They'll even use the Internet but they are rightly horrified by what goes on on the Internet so it's to be avoided whenever possible.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
It's a common myth that the Amish are anti-technology or want to somehow freeze technology in time. They're just against technology seeping into how people live their lives vs. living pious lives. So, for instance, they don't mind using electricity when it's needed for something important, so they will set up a generator to produce electricity when needed, but be averse to always-on grid electricity that enables frivolous things.

The best way to put it is that the Amish are not against modern technology, they're just selective and sparing with it. They'll even use the Internet but they are rightly horrified by what goes on on the Internet so it's to be avoided whenever possible.
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Chris would still have to drastically change the way he lives.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
It's a common myth that the Amish are anti-technology or want to somehow freeze technology in time. They're just against technology seeping into how people live their lives vs. living pious lives. So, for instance, they don't mind using electricity when it's needed for something important, so they will set up a generator to produce electricity when needed, but be averse to always-on grid electricity that enables frivolous things.

The best way to put it is that the Amish are not against modern technology, they're just selective and sparing with it. They'll even use the Internet but they are rightly horrified by what goes on on the Internet so it's to be avoided whenever possible.
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Most people have no clue how fucking ruthless the Amish really are. They eschew frivolities in their own lives, but have no qualms at all about using technology to exploit modern society's weakness for wanting frivolous things in order to make coin for themselves.

The Amish view dogs for example as worthless livestock and have no problem setting up brutal puppy mills to make a quick buck on a designer dog for fat karen at the end of your suburban block to buy off them from facebook marketplace.

Chris trying to become Amish would be hilarious. The Amish beat their women, children, and their tards. They'd work fatty's ass in the potato fields till he couldn't stand up anymore, and then the first time he mentions some shit like dimensional merge they'd drag him to the woodline and beat him senseless.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
It's a common myth that the Amish are anti-technology or want to somehow freeze technology in time. They're just against technology seeping into how people live their lives vs. living pious lives. So, for instance, they don't mind using electricity when it's needed for something important, so they will set up a generator to produce electricity when needed, but be averse to always-on grid electricity that enables frivolous things.

The best way to put it is that the Amish are not against modern technology, they're just selective and sparing with it. They'll even use the Internet but they are rightly horrified by what goes on on the Internet so it's to be avoided whenever possible.
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Yeah there are all kinds of Amish around me. I see them almost every day driving down the road in their big F350 dually pickups while they yak on their cell phone. Then the next day I will see the same dude going clop clop clop in their horse drawn carriage on the way to church. People who don't live around the Amish have some pretty wrong ideas about them.

I remember when my father had a bunch of Amish on his property building a barn. Were they using old 1800's hand tools? Fuck no, it was all Makita, DeWalt and Milwaukee Sawzall's and shit. They were actually excellent craftsman and did a really good job for a fair price but they were using all modern gas and electric powered tools. And they all arrived on the job site every day in their ubiquitous Ford pickups.
 
I think the biggest question now is what will happen when Chris gets out since his mom is selling the house and moving away he doesn't have a car most likely all his possessions will be gone.
He will have no safety net and nobody to rely on. Essentially he will be forced out of his Man child world and into the real world we all face. Who knows we might actually get homeless Chris begging videos from under a bridge.
 
Ophelia said:
Why would Weird Al and a classic Harrison Ford movie lie to me? :(
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The Amish love to perpetuate that whole backwards-no-electricity-using-simpleton-people image. It helps them keep selling wildly overpriced furniture that was probably made with child labor.
 
I don't want Chris to freeze and starve on the streets and neither do you.

He's such an idiot though, I don't think he can realistically see this happening.
 
DejaThoris said:
To be fair, there are different Amish sects that have different views on what tech is acceptable and what isn't.
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This; the ones near me legitimately have a single cellphone on their ...I'm not sure, compound? It's an extended family, so multiple dwellings on the same farm. They are the kind that would be incomprehensible to Chris.

They'd ride a horse over to ask a neighbor to drive them into town with a pickup truck if they needed to get some thing a horse couldn't handle, and all that sort.

I've also met Amish who made their own moonshine a few hours away from me, and had fancy tools and brutally beat horses to death if they caused problems. It's a fucking weird culture.
 
Woa, let's put it this way, whether he is guilty or not, they will not let him out of the funny farm. If he is let out of prison the funny farmers will want to study him at close quarters.
I can imagine doctor whatthefuck wanting to write a whole book about the way CWC's asshole works, let alone his "brain" jesus - CWC is like an alien from Earth
 
Cybertonia said:
Most people have no clue how fucking ruthless the Amish really are. They eschew frivolities in their own lives, but have no qualms at all about using technology to exploit modern society's weakness for wanting frivolous things in order to make coin for themselves.

The Amish view dogs for example as worthless livestock and have no problem setting up brutal puppy mills to make a quick buck on a designer dog for fat karen at the end of your suburban block to buy off them from facebook marketplace.

Chris trying to become Amish would be hilarious. The Amish beat their women, children, and their tards. They'd work fatty's ass in the potato fields till he couldn't stand up anymore, and then the first time he mentions some shit like dimensional merge they'd drag him to the woodline and beat him senseless.
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Amish here will sell a piece of string with a free dog attached to it for legal reasons. They suck so, so bad.
 
mugmaface said:
Woa, let's put it this way, whether he is guilty or not, they will not let him out of the funny farm. If he is let out of prison the funny farmers will want to study him at close quarters.
I can imagine doctor whatthefuck wanting to write a whole book about the way CWC's asshole works, let alone his "brain" jesus - CWC is like an alien from Earth
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Even if he does get out of the funny farm. He will be watched by authority for a short while on he's in a new place since there's no way he's going back to his previous home. We can only hope that he's there in the funny farm so that the funny farmers can study him to a point where it prevents another Chan from existing.
 
I'mma real anime gurl said:
Chris will never be like Tommy Tooter, if anything he'd either be a doped up retard or repeat offender retard.
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I'm leaning more towards doped up retard in a group home. He's completely incapable of living on his own and won't really have the opportunity to become a repeat offender retard while under constant watch of the tard guard. That is unless he does something really heinous but I don't see him doing anything beyond trying to grope a caregiver and getting pumped full of more zombie drugs. I have a little knowledge of how group homes work and it is extremely rare for charges to ever be pressed.
 
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
I'm leaning more towards doped up retard in a group home. He's completely incapable of living on his own and won't really have the opportunity to become a repeat offender retard while under constant watch of the tard guard. That is unless he does something really heinous but I don't see him doing anything beyond trying to grope a caregiver and getting pumped full of more zombie drugs. I have a little knowledge of how group homes work and it is extremely rare for charges to ever be pressed.
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From personal experience, with just one client, we had two aggravated assaults. The charges were pressed, because one took place with an actual weapon, and another took place off property. Remember; group homes don't really have the right to stop a client from leaving even. Sexually assaulting a caregiver? One of the easiest ways to see legal action taken. Both against the client, and the employer. Alot of these group homes are also rather fly by night and may not even fully disclose the client history to caregiver. Which I can easily see being purposely done with Chris-Chan.

The charges get pressed, but these are people who have no income to pay for the fines, and jail time is brief, if at all, because of the level of care they require. It is still not unsurprising to see one spend a week or two in jail, then cycle back to the group home, on and off, for years.
 
Guardsman42 said:
I wouldn't bank on them letting Chris in a group home if he gets convicted of a rape charge. There's a difference between a client making an off hand remark and...a client being an actual rapist.

They also will need to fully disclose every thing about said clients with staff, and alot will just fucking leave because of Chris-Chan. Even a Fly-By-Night group home would be hard pressed to keep staff to deal with him.
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that is true, but if he gets a lesser verdict, like a molestation charge, its possible because some client in these homes have touched / grabbed people inappropriately as well as made unwanted advancements to folks, but did not have sexual intercourse with anyone so, no they were not convicted of rape, some clients they had charges dropped because of '' the special / mentally ill cards'' got played and they swing it so '' the client cannot be held accountable'' which most of the time i call B.S. on that, but yes, it happens more often than not. unfortunately. now, its rare, but they do have group home facilities for mentally ill folks who basically need to remain on some level of long term house-arrest, so basically they cannot go anywhere out without a tard-wrangler / keeper at all.
 
DejaThoris said:
Yeah there are all kinds of Amish around me. I see them almost every day driving down the road in their big F350 dually pickups while they yak on their cell phone. Then the next day I will see the same dude going clop clop clop in their horse drawn carriage on the way to church. People who don't live around the Amish have some pretty wrong ideas about them.

I remember when my father had a bunch of Amish on his property building a barn. Were they using old 1800's hand tools? Fuck no, it was all Makita, DeWalt and Milwaukee Sawzall's and shit. They were actually excellent craftsman and did a really good job for a fair price but they were using all modern gas and electric powered tools. And they all arrived on the job site every day in their ubiquitous Ford pickups.
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I grew up in a Firstborn Laestadian community (Nordic religious sect often compared to the Amish). Tech including the Internet is allowed for work and education, but forbidden for entertainment or pleasure. TVs and radios were a fuck no. Sucked ass.
 
Optimus Prime said:
I dunno, based on what I recall about Cole's upbringing from what Cole himself has said, Barb didn't sound like a great mother (wasn't there something she did where Cole nearly got shot?) and Cole moved out to college as soon as he could, abandoning everything Chris would later sell in a semi-antagonistic way to try and get Cole's attention. Hell, there's the whole matter over Barb and Cole disagreeing over who is own biological father was.

I'd say Cole was able to pull himself up by his own bootstraps and be successful, independent of the trailer trash he came from. It certainly didn't take much for him to ultimately cut all contact with his own birth mother and Chris only made things worse.
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same for the other kids, as there is an alan chandler that is an eye doctor and a daughter who i heard works in cyber security / cyber intelligence in like D.C. or something, bob and barb were shit parents yes, but despite that, the other 3 kids ( cole, alan, and the sister, i forgot her name ) got out asap cut all ties and became successful functional human beings.
 
Guardsman42 said:
Alot of these group homes are also rather fly by night and may not even fully disclose the client history to caregiver.
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Almost 30 years ago, I had a job interview for one of these group homes. It was for an awake overnight clerk. I was told I'd just make sure they stay in their rooms, ect.

I was also told that if I took the job, I'd get 5 weeks paid vacation right off. Not after 90 days or anything, but right away. They also said that I'd have to sign a contract saying I'd stay employed by then for a full year from my hire date or they could take legal action against Me.

So I respectfully declined the job offer. If they had to give 5 weeks paid vacation off the bat, and make you sign a contract saying you'd stay for a year, I figured it was pretty stressful.
 
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