💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Ass Manager 3000 said:
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Wait, what? :\
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Julie's saying that since conservatives want (allegedly, even passing) FtMs to use the women's restroom, a cis goddamnit I hate that word male rapist could pretend to be an FtM to enter a women's restroom.
Logic, ladies and gentlemen.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
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Julie honey, I seriously doubt a man, no matter how feminine, could make it into a women's bathroom no problem. And I even if he did, I doubt he'd be able to rape a girl without any of the other women in the room/security outside coming after him
 
I'm having a hard time parsing this.

APerson said:
Julie's saying that since conservatives want (allegedly, even passing) FtMs to use the women's restroom, a cis goddamnit I hate that word male rapist could pretend to be an FtM to enter a women's restroom.
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Yeah, but what's stopping the opposite scenario happening?

Is this another teach men not to rape thing?
 
Captain_Asshole said:
Ah, yes. It's been a while since I've checked the thread (and my privilege, dohoho!) What's the #HERO tag supposed to be?
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Julie's pretty much stopped tweeting about Gen Zed and is currently tarding out about some prop that just passed in Texas about tranny bathroom usage. HERO being the name of said bill, I think.
 
Halberd Sonichu said:
I am calling it now. Gen Zed will be cancelled mid season do to poor viewership and a very big lashing from critics. then a few mouths later some sperg on youtube will do a review of the worst episode that was broadcast. all while this happening Hayden will be alone in his room crying "WHY DID THIS HAPPEN!?! I KNOWN FOR A FACT I AM FUNNY!!!!!"
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TheMysteriousMrEnter will review it, resulting in an eruption of sperging that drowns the entire world.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
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Rapist apparently want to rape where the laws says they can be. Someone should tell them that rape is also illegal.

At least the far left is consistent with how they think rape happens. I'm not even sure the situation the Julie is talking about has even happened once in all of human history. A hypothetical rape is a tragedy. A million rapes that the don't fit a narrative is racism/homophobia/nazis.
 
Going through Hayden's twitter pictures...

Here he is, trying to get some famous trannes to notice him:
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Spoiler alert: they didn't.

Another domestic violence joke:
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Retweet if you like me spamming my hideous show :)
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...and they did: :story:
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Bonus:
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Whenever I see Hayden, I can't help thinking of wax sculptures that have been left to melt.
Living faces shouldn't look like that.
 
varvarstvo said:
Here he is, trying to get some famous trannes to notice him:
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Spoiler alert: they didn't.
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No matter what your feelings about trans shit are, it's kinda fucked up to use an actual kid's suicide to pimp your low-effort merchandising scheme.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
AGAIN with this?

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Here's an autocorrect joke for you, Hayden: You're a ducking unfunny hack.

Pew fucking pew.
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Hayden has to have some sort of unrecorded new strain of ultra autism to find all the shit he says funny.
 
Hey guys, did you know that auto-correct can sometimes fuck up what you're saying? Isn't that the funniest fucking thing ever?

Pew pew.
 
AnOminous said:
What's this one supposed to be saying? Black people are stupid and speak bad English?

Sounds kind of racist to me.
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Why do you think he made the black guy want to be a rapper? Hayden Black just doesn't care about black people.
 
From the facebook page (Colour corresponds to commenter)

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And yet people are liking it and sharing it. Who knew comedy could be subjective? I think we all learned something today. Pew pew!
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12 likes and 2 shares

well done hayden
 
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