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I take it this is one of those cases of "I can't get a girlfriend so I'm gonna become the girlfriend?"
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Steven Assanti, the most loathsome, disgusting human being on the planet, got married. Go check him out his thread is featured. You incels telling me you are WORSE than that piece of shit?
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Not necessarily worse, just less fortunate when it comes to meeting people with things they have in common. Some people just have a hard time fitting in with others, period. I dunno, your mileage may vary.
Then again I don't know many women who would be interested in a guy who has no job, lives in his parents' basement, and spends all day playing shitty video games or beating his meat to Japanese cartoon girls of a questionable age or whatever it is these guys do.
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Are you aware of who Steven Assanti is?
And half of the things you mention are completely in your power to fix: No job? Get one. Then you can move out of your parents basement. You can meet a cute girl who also plays vidya and then you don't have to beat your meat to Japanese cartoon girls.
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History seems to go around in circles doesn’t it?
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Yeah I am, he's the reason I don't watch TLC if I'm being honest. I don't really follow him though because he didn't pique my interest much.
I was just using that scenario as an example of how most of these guys are. Honestly I don't think having a job and living on your own is going to fix a broken personality or make women necessarily attracted to you. They won't be impressed that you flip burgers for a living to pay for life in a roach infested dump.
It probably also helps that you have hobbies other than video games and masturbating. Besides it's gotta be a challenge to find a girl who will tolerate "nerdy" hobbies to begin with. Maybe I'm a bit biased but I have noticed that guys who are into nerdy stuff often have trouble with attracting women. Stereotypes exist for a reason after all.
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He says to the girl who owns a multi-thousand-dollar comic book collection.
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I dunno, The Chad Assanti stacks up pretty well against The Virgin Incel.
Assanti: Can get you pills, has no problem lying to the faces of the ER nurses
Incel: Won't even make eye contact with those feeeee-moids in the ER
Assanti: Good at talking to people
Incel: Has never talked to a person
Assanti: Infamous
Incel: >anonymous
Assanti: Incapable of sex
Incel: Will pester you for sex constantly
Assanti: Uses pissbottles, knocks them over when he gets angry
Incel: Uses pissbottles, keeps them organized in racks with serial numbers
Assanti: Makes you give him sponge baths
Incel: Does not bathe
Assanti: Can't leave his room
Incel: Won't leave his room
Assanti: Demands you make him tendies
Incel: Demands you make him tendies
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I said it was a challenge not impossible. Besides, I don't think most of them would want to date male nerds anyway, especially considering the general lack of hygiene and social skills. Well okay they at least gather in groups outside Mom's basement now and then which puts them a peg above incels but still.
I'm just saying I have my doubts.
I have another question though.
What if you're autistic or socially awkward but lack the stereotypical nerd hobbies? What if you're into something else entirely?
On the up side let's be happy he's not having sex at all.
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Incelteara is still around?The fact that incels still exist perplex me. So does the fact that watchdogs like r/IncelTear still have momentum to keep going and hatelurking incels in what I can only assume is at least subconsciously an effort to feel superior to..... 30 year old chronically online hermits with a retarded vocabulary and a limited scope of conversation topics.
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This thread is sad yet entertaining.
Bathe, be personable and funny, in decent shape, get a pet.
Bathe, be personable and funny, in decent shape, get a pet.
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Yeah apparently the original got banned and they restarted it? Honestly I think the Redditors are somehow worse than the incels.
It turns out that a lot of CuckTears users are incels in denial themselves, especially that BrazilianSigma guy.
It's one thing to laugh at incel types but the whole subreddit could be an IMAX theater.
B-b-but I did those things, and still didn't get my instant pussy!!!
Seriously just buy a body pillow or a Fleshlight or something. Maybe reducing your sex drive will fix your brain to some extent.
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Find girls who are into what you are in to? I guarantee they exist. And I want to point out the bold there. Most is pretty excusable due to autism and life experience, but it is flat out inexcusable to pretend that this is a valid thing standing in the way of you getting laid. Take a fucking shower like a human fucking being or don't expect to be treated like one, Jesus fucking Christ.
I can't believe that there are men who think showering regularly is an unreasonable standard for a woman to have for her mate.
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Showering interferes with my K/D ratio on my Knights of Solitude RPG! What a most insolent request! Honestly that is relatively easy to fix compared to the other things, but that's just because soap isn't expensive, at least last I checked.
But for some serious advice, these guys need to stop making sex into a goal, especially if the rest of their life is a broken mess.
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That would take effort to do though.
I'm really not buying it when a majority of them go on and on about how they've selfimprovemaxxed, gymmaxxed, looksmaxxed, careermaxxed, wristmaxxed, maxmaxxed. One or all of these maxxes combined.
Personality is one of the key factors to scoring some tail (if that's the only goal)
The trick is to just not be an insufferable little twat and be halfway interesting.
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Incels come to this thread and read your post and be like,
"How do you personalitymaxx?"
It's like they're trying to turn real life into one of those anime dating sim RPGs. I mean there's nothing wrong with those in and of themselves if that's your thing, but I honestly don't think the hot blonde on the treadmill at your gym or the cute but nerdy girl at your local games and comics shop are necessarily going to change their mind about you if you statmaxxed like you're an RPG protagonist.
Also, figure out exactly what kinds of girls you want and what's within your reach. Besides if you're somewhat socially inept and more adept with the HEXBox controller or a 20 sided die than the controls of a Harley-Davidson or navigating the nightlife of the hottest bars and clubs (not really my scene but you get the idea) then you're going to have to take that into account.
Bonus: This is what incels actually believe
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I mean, there's some truth to that I feel, but there is a limit. You put out a good first impression, but you know when to hold back until she gets to know you as a person better. At the point where you're both able to fully be yourselves around each other, she would have already seen all your good qualities and hopefully tolerate your flaws. Best case scenario, she would find your flaws endearing as well.
Lord knows my own mother talks about how my dad can be an asshole with a weird sense of humor, but I can tell she still loves him. Hell, her sense of humor I imagine ended up rubbing off on him in more ways than I think she's aware of.
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The other issue is incels have absolutely no idea what women actually want and are looking for (hint: it varies because women are not some hive mind) and take advice from other loveless incels as to how to GET women and then get all angry at WOMEN that they are not successful.
Oh shit you mean the stock advice you got from the homeless guy under the bridge didn’t make you rich?
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I have to concur. Even though I got laid from time to time in life ever since i was 17, I fucked up with WAYYY more girls than I was lucky with, like a ten to one ratio. How? I told them about my flaws and problems as if they were my therapist. Some girls didn't mind, others packed up and scrammed.
The trick is to be nice ( no, not "nice guy" nice, just someone they're comfortable around) and make them feel at ease.
Some girls want to fuck from the get-go, others want to take their time and feel you out. All one has to do is not catch feelings and treat them in a semi friendly, semi flirty way.
Even if one doesnt want to smash a specific girl, it's not bad to joke around and lightweight flirt with them. A) it gets practice in if you're awkward and inexperienced, and B) other girls will see that and may want your attention for themselves.
Also, walk upright, don't slouch, don't scowl, smile, and be at ease. Dudes that look like they can do things with little effort are attractive to women. Don't show when something pisses you off, treat it like a minor inconvenience and shake it off.