🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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He Sets Me On Fire said:
You know one of the plethora of differences between @TheIceCreamMan and Jon Sweet? Ice worked hard for his money and deserves to party it down. May the Force be with you, my man!
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Indeed it shall be. I'm planning on going in costume :) but yes Johnny, not to toot my own horn (okay that's a lie, I am gonna boost my ego) but yeah, I'm kind of a big deal round here :cool:
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Yeah I use a Mac but my boss said if I'm good I can have a real computer, like a real boy!
 
TheIceCreamMan said:
Yeah I use a Mac but my boss said if I'm good I can have a real computer, like a real boy!
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>multiple monitors
>one of the newer wireless keyboards

You appear to be using what's known in Sweetish as "Buck Rogers technology."

(also, nice b8 m8)
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
>multiple monitors
>one of the newer wireless keyboards

You appear to be using what's known in Sweetish as "Buck Rodgers technology."

(also, nice b8 m8)
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Wow! That keyboard doesn't even have a cable! I bet it eats through AAs like nobody's business. Probably uses eight or ten of 'em. TICM must spend hours at the "newstand" at 4 a.m. buying batteries.
 
No one TOLD him that OSes other than Windows exists. He probably doesn't even really get what an OS is.
 
DrJonesHat said:
No one TOLD him that OSes other than Windows exists. He probably doesn't even really get what an OS is.
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Another of the reasons he needs to get back into ASU is so that he can start running Ubuntu in VirtualBox on his Windows machine. Only the state-of-the-art computer labs at Arkansas State have the necessary software on 3.5-inch floppy disks.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Wow! That keyboard doesn't even have a cable! I bet it eats through AAs like nobody's business. Probably uses eight or ten of 'em. TICM must spend hours at the "newstand" at 4 a.m. buying batteries.
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Quite right good sir! Immediately afterwards I head to the cobbler and the laundress to pick up my executive's dry cleaning and laundered goods, and then I spent a few minutes nipping upon tea and scones with the other Armigers. That reminds me, I need to go to the binder after nones is rung on the tower and pick up our statements! Bully!
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Slacker. You should have had that chore finished before the bell sounded Matins.
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A thousand pardons, milord, but I was too absorbed in helping the actuary manage milady's holdings. We've recently acquired new clients, including the local reeve, and seeing as one of my many duties is as the rubricator of her many deeds and scripts, I was unavoidably delayed. :)
 
TheIceCreamMan said:
A thousand pardons, milord, but I was too absorbed in helping the actuary manage milady's holdings. We've recently acquired new clients, including the local reeve, and seeing as one of my many duties is as the rubricator of her many deeds and scripts, I was unavoidably delayed. :)
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Were it not for your skill at rubrication, villein, I should have you lashed. And stop mocking me with "milord." I'm just a lowly baronet, so "sir" will do. Hearken, prithee, and obey.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Were it not for your skill at rubrication, villein, I should have you lashed. And stop mocking me with "milord." I'm just a lowly baronet, so "sir" will do. Hearken, prithee, and obey.
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Okay okay you win, I can't google any more terms, it takes me 15-20 minutes to write a sentence :lol:

Actually this is sort of on topic! Look John, I didn't know what the proper terms would have been in Merry Ole England (because no one had told me you see) so I used the internet to fabricate a reasonable facsimile of an old-tyme conversation. It wasn't very good but fuck man at least I tried. :)
 
TheIceCreamMan said:
Okay okay you win, I can't google any more terms, it takes me 15-20 minutes to write a sentence :lol:

Actually this is sort of on topic! Look John, I didn't know what the proper terms would have been in Merry Ole England (because no one had told me you see) so I used the internet to fabricate a reasonable facsimile of an old-tyme conversation. It wasn't very good but fuck man at least I tried. :)
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And you made me look up rubricator.
 
So I don't check my DA "notes" because I don't use it much. Apparently Sweets didn't take kindly to me commenting on his journal. Here is a copy of what he sent me.

Me- "Your father also looked 60 and depended on his mother? Man your father sounds wack."

Sweets- Pray that I never catch up with you. If I ever do, I will slash your throat with an eight-inch bone knife and place your head on a pike in my backyard..The same goes for your lying little pal Doc Murky. But first I will torture him to learn the names of his "sources" (presuming they exist outside of his diseased little head), and once I have their names I will hunt each of them down and end their tyranny, screaming, in blood.

Of course all this torture depends on Sweets not dying of black mold first. Also last I checked he left my comment up anyway. Not sure if that means he isn't a total puss or just a dummy.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
So I don't check my DA "notes" because I don't use it much. Apparently Sweets didn't take kindly to me commenting on his journal. Here is a copy of what he sent me.

Me- "Your father also looked 60 and depended on his mother? Man your father sounds wack."

Sweets- Pray that I never catch up with you. If I ever do, I will slash your throat with an eight-inch bone knife and place your head on a pike in my backyard..The same goes for your lying little pal Doc Murky. But first I will torture him to learn the names of his "sources" (presuming they exist outside of his diseased little head), and once I have their names I will hunt each of them down and end their tyranny, screaming, in blood.

Of course all this torture depends on Sweets not dying of black mold first. Also last I checked he left my comment up anyway. Not sure if that means he isn't a total puss or is just a dummy.
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That kind of shit could easily be reported to the police and would probably get the spastic arrested.

Doubt it's worth it, though.
 
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