Let's Sperg Let's experience Pokémon Whack Version.(ScreenShot LP) - Deviantart/Tumbler wet dream. The opposite of dexit.
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Deviant is an asshole but still nicer than the entire cast of Reborn.
Holy shit three mega evos on one trainer? I hope fucking amethyst isnt reading this thread. I've only read 2 pokemon creepypastas one is called Pokemon Black I think its about a haunted blue version cartridge that allows the trainer to use one of the unnamed ghosts and its only move is "kill" amd one shots everything in the game and I think he mentions that the trainer npcs are replaced with gravestones after the battle, the other I dont remember the name but instead of being about a haunted cartridge it is an in universe story that follows Gold climbing Mt silver struggling with the cold and finally reaching Red only to lose the battle as all of Golds pokemon have frozen to dead and Gold himself starts freezong while wondering why Red and his pokemon remain unnaffected
Holy shit three mega evos on one trainer? I hope fucking amethyst isnt reading this thread. I've only read 2 pokemon creepypastas one is called Pokemon Black I think its about a haunted blue version cartridge that allows the trainer to use one of the unnamed ghosts and its only move is "kill" amd one shots everything in the game and I think he mentions that the trainer npcs are replaced with gravestones after the battle, the other I dont remember the name but instead of being about a haunted cartridge it is an in universe story that follows Gold climbing Mt silver struggling with the cold and finally reaching Red only to lose the battle as all of Golds pokemon have frozen to dead and Gold himself starts freezong while wondering why Red and his pokemon remain unnaffected
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I don't know if deviant is nicer then reborn cast, but then again. That a pretty low bar made lower by how reborn plays that shit straighter then fans want to fuck Gardevoir .
I think we shit on Reborn too much, and my humor is too referential for amethyst to ever care about a LP that isn't reborn.
And yeah Thank god Police event is a optional side quest you could completely miss. Because 3 mega's is real bullshit. Which helped me line up getting EEeEE around halloween.
Pokémon Black
I’m what you could call a collector of bootleg Pokémon games. Pokémon Diamond & Jade, Chaos Black, etc. It’s amazing the frequency with which you can find them at pawnshops, Goodwill, flea markets, and such. They’re generally fun; even if they are unplayable (which they often are), the...
Easter Egg - Snow on Mt. Silver
So, my brother and I, we kind of grew up on Pokémon. Around here a lot of kids did. It worked out perfectly for us, too - every time a new gen came out one of us would get one version, one of us would get the other, and since our mom liked to spoil us, we both got the 3rd one. This is going to...
My favorite line towards the end of the Mt silver story has to be.
Like what.Real classic creepypasta.
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Pokemon Black is the creepypasta you pull out when someone bitches the Internet sucks now and it was better in 200X. If they don't know what you're talking about, you get to smack them for being a lying newfag who never experienced real Internet! Lying young newfags not respecting the OGs...they need to get off my lawn!
Wack is better than Reborn simply because all it's bullshit is optional. Of course, considering how much crap is in the game...
Wack is better than Reborn simply because all it's bullshit is optional. Of course, considering how much crap is in the game...
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What I meant with "I hope she is not reading this" was that I hope she doesn't see a trainer with 3 Mega Evos and thinks "I can do betters" and has the final boss have 6 Mega Evolutions, 2 Primal Reversions and 4 Pulse Evos or some bullshit like that.
Yes a trainer can have only 6 mons but in a double battle you fight 2 trainers at once, and there are several instances in the game whre you fight a double battle against two trainers with 6 mons requiring you to K.O. a total of 12 pokémon.
Agreed, The one thing that always pisses me off about zoomers is how they always bitch about "da good ole days" but as soon as you mention something good from back then, they immediately go "Who? What?" fucking Zoomers.
I think one of the reasons Wack is better is not only the optional things but the fact that it doesn't take itself seriously its meant to be like its name says a Wack experience, meanwhile reborn does retarded shit that its meant to be taken seriously and prides itself on its "mature storyline"
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Of course she wouldn't, that's too easy for reborn's difficulty. It would be a team of 12 Pulse Evos.
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Just started working on screen capping the next update.
Here a spoiler for one of the next pokemon we are using.
Here a spoiler for one of the next pokemon we are using.
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Yes. Completely different.
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Episode 47-1: A Hard Knock Rival Battle.
Today we going to start this off by getting our team together. I am just going to keep EEeEE for one battle this update. We use a dusk stone on grasshole, and because they are female we get.
Bootleg witch minus the community sprite. Seriously No idea why that sprite went missing or where to, I like it.
Next up, remember how I got a few of these, let's give it to one of our pokemon to hold.
I am sure this isn't a horrible idea, and will not creature a new abomination.
What could such a cute thing turn into?
Oh, Oh no.
: Why does it look like me?
: 
Let's start leveling it up.
Uh, I must be the target, because I flinch just thinking this thing would do a. "Cute bump"
Oh, Oh no.
I have to take this, I just have to. Sometimes my urge to blow up things is too big.
The hell does that word even mean? Hold on a moment google time.
PAIN CHARGE. We sure this thing isn't dark type? Because that sounds edgy as fuck.
Eh we need a high power attack anyway so sure.
Next up is our box being leveled.
Correct me if I am wrong here buuuuuuut.
Wouldn't a "Wooden Fang" just be a stake? Sadly wood is not super effective vs blood.
Our shiny box of shekels is evoing.
Now it's a chest of shekels.
Fire breathing not including in this slam.
We are also using our champ this time.
We all know what that song must be.
The enemy faints knowing they can not handle the spleena.
Hell yeah, let's hope we can use it once.
No tosses for us, but still a funny idea.
Does he even have a knee on that leg?
Chopping like a champ.
Not taking a chance with only 50% accuracy.
Next up is grasshole, with a neat idea of a move, but I rarely see protect.
Fits the theme but meh.
This thing folds like paper we don't need low power moves.
It's just a upgraded rot fangs.
I witch rage which is just zombie themed and typed rage. Also this pokemon's signature move.
Here our current team levels, Torappu wont be named till later with another mon.
Time to go see why the game wants me to vist here now, that it is open.
Oh yes, plot.
: Rail Roading, and many other reasons.
You would never guessed that by this first floor as only me, and anne are on it.
:Why did you just scream?
: Stubbed my toe.
: On what? The floor?
: Shut up.
I like that reason better then, anne being full of angst. I already have a pokemon with enough of that, don't need her being full of it as well.
: Welcome to the club, just run with it, you will feel betterjust not caring.
And we get a rival battle.
: Seriously? You are doing this now?
: Come on, it will be fun. We need to make sure our pokemon our in tip top shape, for any future challenges ahead.
: Whatever, it's your pokemon's funeral.
Woah woah hold on whats with original artwork here.Let me go check the files.
There we go. Turns out this annie (known as anne training), uses her alt sprite which has no community sprite, nor do I think it's any different then the default one.
So I just did a copy and paste job, and a little renaming.
: Let's do our best.
: I guess I do have some new pokemon, I wanted to show you anyway.
: Oh. Can we call this off?
: Hah, no. You wanted this.
First up is our box.
Anne has higher level pokemon then us at this point.
: How the heck, did you even miss a box that doesn't move?
: S-Shut up. It's just warming up.
We use wooden fang to get that def down.
And then guess what, the very next cyclone.
And then it keeps getting flinched.
The wiki says the chance is only 35% but it happens so often It feels like it maybe in the 90% chance range.
I even use a hyper potion to try to get HP race the PP on this damn stunluck.
It gets a crit at some point and messes up our box.
: I hope this isn't the best you have.
: Just warming up, wait till you see what I have next.
: Neat, never seen a pokemon so huge before.
The AI gets confused here and keeps trying to spam manaverse a field spell.
And Defense charm.
Where we can just use hyper voice and do half it's HP.
:: Hope this isn't your best. Blah Blah Blah
This video is a evergreen for me. I laugh every time I watch it, everytime I see a Garchomp I think of it.
I think it's the horrified look on his face that sells it for me.
: Isn't halloween over? Do you need help removing the fake blood from your eevee or something?
: I've tried to remove the blood, but when ever I look away, it seems to come back.
: Kill it, Kill it hard.
: G-Garchomp?
: He is just sleeping.
:Good job EEeEE fuck Garchomp.
Third one up is that eevee.
: Why is there a pokemon that looks like that? How do you even find these things?
: I don't know, I just do something random on a whim, and out pops a new evolution. I should show you the ghost girl, who comes with a faceless eevee.
: What?
: Never mind, nothing good comes from asking you questions.
:
I have a feeling this was a bad idea to use this thing.
Yes the AI tried to use last resort as the second move. Sometimes the AI makes me look good.
Two for one suicide bomb special.
And just as I was rushing to press the screen cap button.
I hit reset on accident. I am getting better at not accidentally pressing f12.
Let's get to the highlights of the rematch then.
Anne quickly switched cum for garchamp this time.
And I still use EEeEE on it. Fuck Garchomp.
: Huh, Deja vu.
: I'VE JUST BEENIN THIS PLACE BEFORE, HIGHER ON THE STREET!
: Are you wearing pokemon on your head?
:And I know it’s my time to go. Calling you, and the search is a mystery
I do try to keep the time line as intact as I can.
But sometimes you can't help it.
AND YES IT'S BACK SPRITE IS IT DOING THE YOU CAN'T SEE ME.
I love This stupid meme pokemon.
Even if he
Jobs hard.
They also switch in to starmie.
I try hyper voice once, and switch him out.
Starmie is no joke.
We having to use our crutch of a overleveled pokemon.
I revive graboid because how cum can't do anything to it.
: I did learn somethings I guess.
: Like to stop asking me for battles, because you havn't won once yet?
: Sure, whatever. Don't see why we can't just go together.
: It's because everything weird happens around you, you always seem to have weird pokemon. I like things not being weird.
: That reminds me, did you send a child through wonder trade, there was cops questioning me and everything.
: Did you send a half human, half pokemon through it?
: Well, um there was a weird story behind that, about a isl-
: Island full of half human, half pokemon girls, also the bizarre zombie version.
: Of course! You already knew, didn't you. 
She walks off.
Anyway that's the end of part 1, there still a lot here I need to sort through, but I'll rather pop up a update that split into parts if it means I might get the full thing up faster then how long it took some of the other updates.
Today we going to start this off by getting our team together. I am just going to keep EEeEE for one battle this update. We use a dusk stone on grasshole, and because they are female we get.
Bootleg witch minus the community sprite. Seriously No idea why that sprite went missing or where to, I like it.
Next up, remember how I got a few of these, let's give it to one of our pokemon to hold.
I am sure this isn't a horrible idea, and will not creature a new abomination.
What could such a cute thing turn into?
Oh, Oh no.
Let's start leveling it up.
Uh, I must be the target, because I flinch just thinking this thing would do a. "Cute bump"
Oh, Oh no.
I have to take this, I just have to. Sometimes my urge to blow up things is too big.
The hell does that word even mean? Hold on a moment google time.
PAIN CHARGE. We sure this thing isn't dark type? Because that sounds edgy as fuck.
Eh we need a high power attack anyway so sure.
Next up is our box being leveled.
Correct me if I am wrong here buuuuuuut.
Wouldn't a "Wooden Fang" just be a stake? Sadly wood is not super effective vs blood.
Our shiny box of shekels is evoing.
Now it's a chest of shekels.
Fire breathing not including in this slam.
We are also using our champ this time.
We all know what that song must be.
Hell yeah, let's hope we can use it once.
No tosses for us, but still a funny idea.
Does he even have a knee on that leg?
Chopping like a champ.
Not taking a chance with only 50% accuracy.
Next up is grasshole, with a neat idea of a move, but I rarely see protect.
Fits the theme but meh.
This thing folds like paper we don't need low power moves.
It's just a upgraded rot fangs.
I witch rage which is just zombie themed and typed rage. Also this pokemon's signature move.
Here our current team levels, Torappu wont be named till later with another mon.
Time to go see why the game wants me to vist here now, that it is open.
Oh yes, plot.
You would never guessed that by this first floor as only me, and anne are on it.
I like that reason better then, anne being full of angst. I already have a pokemon with enough of that, don't need her being full of it as well.
And we get a rival battle.
: Whatever, it's your pokemon's funeral.Woah woah hold on whats with original artwork here.Let me go check the files.
There we go. Turns out this annie (known as anne training), uses her alt sprite which has no community sprite, nor do I think it's any different then the default one.
So I just did a copy and paste job, and a little renaming.
First up is our box.
Anne has higher level pokemon then us at this point.
: How the heck, did you even miss a box that doesn't move?We use wooden fang to get that def down.
And then guess what, the very next cyclone.
And then it keeps getting flinched.
The wiki says the chance is only 35% but it happens so often It feels like it maybe in the 90% chance range.
I even use a hyper potion to try to get HP race the PP on this damn stunluck.
It gets a crit at some point and messes up our box.
The AI gets confused here and keeps trying to spam manaverse a field spell.
And Defense charm.
Where we can just use hyper voice and do half it's HP.
:: Hope this isn't your best. Blah Blah BlahI think it's the horrified look on his face that sells it for me.
: I've tried to remove the blood, but when ever I look away, it seems to come back.: Kill it, Kill it hard. : He is just sleeping.:Good job EEeEE fuck Garchomp.Third one up is that eevee.
: I don't know, I just do something random on a whim, and out pops a new evolution. I should show you the ghost girl, who comes with a faceless eevee.I have a feeling this was a bad idea to use this thing.
Yes the AI tried to use last resort as the second move. Sometimes the AI makes me look good.
Two for one suicide bomb special.
And just as I was rushing to press the screen cap button.
I hit reset on accident. I am getting better at not accidentally pressing f12.
Let's get to the highlights of the rematch then.
Anne quickly switched cum for garchamp this time.
And I still use EEeEE on it. Fuck Garchomp.
I do try to keep the time line as intact as I can.
But sometimes you can't help it.
AND YES IT'S BACK SPRITE IS IT DOING THE YOU CAN'T SEE ME.
I love This stupid meme pokemon.
Even if he
Jobs hard.
They also switch in to starmie.
I try hyper voice once, and switch him out.
Starmie is no joke.
We having to use our crutch of a overleveled pokemon.
I revive graboid because how cum can't do anything to it.
: Like to stop asking me for battles, because you havn't won once yet?: Sure, whatever. Don't see why we can't just go together.She walks off.
Anyway that's the end of part 1, there still a lot here I need to sort through, but I'll rather pop up a update that split into parts if it means I might get the full thing up faster then how long it took some of the other updates.
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Episode 47-2: STAY WITH MEEEEEEEE.
I only named the part that because I had no better names for it, and it gives me a reason to post this video.
With our rival battle over, I replace Eevee, with bookly. Let's give both a nickname.
This time, the nicknames will be given by people who was interested in said pokemon.
@Genichiro thanks.
@Moral Decay Little too long by just a letter, so I had to cut one off sorry. But thank you for the name.
What Like about the first floor is, it the fountain. I have always loved indoor giant fountains.
Even the receptionist is gone.
Welcome to the fucking onslaught of trainers.
I'm going to need some music for this.
A lot of them just say the same thing.
They mostly all have different pokemon, but it just ends up being tedious.
: There they are a standing in a row.
I will just skip most of them, seeing how it's just a filler joke.
: By the looks of it, it just starting for me. Why is there so many?
Twindicks here is doing the V sign with his hand(Or maybe it's a invisible cig.). Has Pig Tails, looks like he doesn't care.
Hmmm where have I seen someone like this before.
Someone better tell Sigmund the crazies are escaping again, this time into other LP's.
It was at this point I noticed I forgot to level up the book pokemon. Whoops.
Magic version of dig/fly. Or if you are fighting a baby pokemon, Deadly peekaboo.
How doe a book headbutt?
This is a move I love. Very braindead and spamable just how I like it.
I also use one of our ability capsules so twindicks now has arena trap.
And I find Garboid can make better use of the riot shield. It helps it power through slow start.
It is not lost on me that evolving 100% female lusfiary into this turns it into a male.
I swear traps are attracted to this LP, like people who want to fuck pokemon to a vaporeon.
Or furries to any number of the furry bait, human looking pokemon.
At this point We are turning into the General Grievous of trap collecting.
Sassy nature.
I wonder how lovely and not at all weird this things dex entry could be.
I know I over use this video, but it's how I feel when reading or seeing certain things.
The fuck is this entry. Also it alludes to the fact lusfairy has a stupid amount of evos as well.
Why in fact let's go get another one.
Normally you can only get 1 lusfairy before the event turns off.
BUUUUUT, because I got mine, well before switching to the final mod, the event reset.
Okay guys here's the deal. I want you guys to take a look at the evo list for this thing, and pick one of the evo's we can get.
I'll let everyone reading decide together which one we should go for next.
Anyway this is the reason I came back here. After beating gym 5, we unlock the mega evo for all the lusfairy line.
Also you can get as many of these mega stones as you want.
They sell for a pretty penny as well.
What horrors awaits us.
Don't mind the wise glasses, I use trick to steal those from the enemy.
Only if I kept a trapping move that be useful.
He not lying., he just disappears.
I don't regret this LP that's for sure.
It like all these other mons, is oneshot.
Here a question. How did anne get past all these trainers? Are we just so slow, that not only did she already battle and beat them all, but then healed up, and got back in line?
Tired and bored of the tedium.
Sometimes the game has no mercy.
Just because it is worth mentioning. If you play Insanity mode, there is one more trainer in this line after this guy. I am going to assume like everything insanity mode does, it's a hard fight.
Neat this guy has a Steelix.
Let's show them the power of reading all the harry potter books!
Sadly we are not the leader of a racist, fascist, paramilitary organization,that is objectively evil. So we can't oneshot it, but to our credit, we are using a living book to attack. So we take what we can get.
Steelix wasn't much of a fan of JKR giving us all those hot lore info dumps about the HP universe on twitter like. There being jewish wizards.
or that before the wizarding world adopted plumbing, wizards would shit themselves, and then magic it away. No that is not a joke, she really did say those things.
You are welcoming now knowing that.
But one cross chop on the hard metal worm does put it down.
This guy was spinning in place.
We met a hypno now, that means I must now play the video.
Huh oddly fitting for deviant.
And then he just vanishes.
: How do people keep doing that?
: Okay, but then why are you battling me? Do I look like a juvite?
: Hmmmm, Maybe.
Anyway one uneventful battle later.
A German named hans, that is part of a team that may or may not be DA NAZI's?
: It didn't need to end in a stomp.
What, this isn't a wack version. The wiki also has nothing on this one.
I going to assume A stands for Aloha. So this is a fan made regional variant. Looks like it wants wants Graboid cock.
it spams this, which makes us weak to fire for one turn. BUT NEVER USES A FIRE ATTACK. What is this galaxy brain trainer.
And once it turns out drenching us in oil and not attacking does nothing. It explodes.
Yeah you reading that right. Graboid took a fucking critical Explosion to the face and only took 48 damage.
Giving him the riot shield was the best idea I have ever had this LP. Literally turned one of our pokemon into a bomb squad unit.
There also a jinx. Not the cool blackface jinx, the shitty censored purple one. Even Mr PoPo would be unhappy at this.
But vanilla pokemon shouldn't be a prob-
Aw shit.
TwinDicks got nothing on this thing. It looks like a man poorly cosplaying as Elas.
We might as well mega back at them.
Having to be close to that thing would shock any semi normal mind.
Thankfully it's not a OHK.
Anyway, I started blasting.
And it lives by one hp. Looks like our Jihad wasn't enough to wipe out this scum.
Be a true American, rid us of this eye sore.
Or get reversed John cena'ed. That works as well.
One shot our poor johtochamp jobs it like a title match.
Grass proves she is much more pretty and wins.
: The hell are you even talking about? YOU WANTED TO BATTLE ME. I really shouldn't have boxed EEeEE.
But this fucker will cause the game to bug up.
Every turn THIS BUG POPS UP. Has to do with the berry the enemy is holding.
So get this, this berry gives them poison, BUT HEALS THEM FOR HALF OR MORE HP EVERY FUCKING ROUND.
It even heals more then enough that we can't damage race it with arcane bolt.
Thankfully Graboid misses that dedly attack.
But still goes down a few rounds later to this shit.
Even shekelbank can't do anything.
But we have one trick up our sleeve for this kind of buggy bullshit.
Literal trick.
WE HAVE THE BUGGED ITEM NOW. HAHA! EAT THAT GAME.
And it dies of poison with out it being able to buggly heal.
AND THEN THE GAME BUGS OUT AGAIN. We can attack, there is no enemy. We are literally being Undertale'ed.
This is what I get for going genocide path on those cops I guess.
I solve this problem with a good old self destruct.
Thankfully Omniomico being able to show us any page means we can easily solve this problem.
: Quick! Show me every page to the Goblin Slayer manga. Then read it to me please.
Got to make sure we first weaken it.
AND THEN BRING DOWN THE HIGH LEVEL MAGIC! Only good goblin is a dead goblin.
Even more so when they try to tempt you by saying. " Hey Sugar."
This one has it's own chest mimic.
But ours is shiny, so it's naturally cooler.
We find the stairs to floor three.
: Clearly I must be. How many juvites do yo know with pink hair?
Thankfully Our little Graboid here is immune to sand storm.
Also still hits like a truck with slow start.
Dis guy.
This wack member says the same as the first, so I skipped over him.
: I don't even care, I just doing this for a friend, move out of the way, we don't need to battle.
: This is why I hate being nice.
This guy has 2 pawniards.
They both die in 2 turns or less.
:Next you will say. "This is just another stepping stone towards our greatness!"
: NANI?
I am sure this has nothing to do with that weird obscured face person celebi Showed us.
That sure weird.
I'll end part 2 here, seeing as looks like story related stuff is next.
I only named the part that because I had no better names for it, and it gives me a reason to post this video.
With our rival battle over, I replace Eevee, with bookly. Let's give both a nickname.
This time, the nicknames will be given by people who was interested in said pokemon.
@Genichiro
thanks.@Moral Decay Little too long by just a letter, so I had to cut one off sorry. But thank you for the name.
What Like about the first floor is, it the fountain. I have always loved indoor giant fountains.
Even the receptionist is gone.
Welcome to the fucking onslaught of trainers.
I'm going to need some music for this.
A lot of them just say the same thing.
They mostly all have different pokemon, but it just ends up being tedious.
I will just skip most of them, seeing how it's just a filler joke.
Twindicks here is doing the V sign with his hand(Or maybe it's a invisible cig.). Has Pig Tails, looks like he doesn't care.
Hmmm where have I seen someone like this before.
Little side note, it's not doing the V sign, but looks like it, because sprite gets cut off by the text boxes.
I don't know if this makes it better or worse.
I don't know if this makes it better or worse.
Someone better tell Sigmund the crazies are escaping again, this time into other LP's.
It was at this point I noticed I forgot to level up the book pokemon. Whoops.
Magic version of dig/fly. Or if you are fighting a baby pokemon, Deadly peekaboo.
How doe a book headbutt?
This is a move I love. Very braindead and spamable just how I like it.
I also use one of our ability capsules so twindicks now has arena trap.
And I find Garboid can make better use of the riot shield. It helps it power through slow start.
It is not lost on me that evolving 100% female lusfiary into this turns it into a male.
I swear traps are attracted to this LP, like people who want to fuck pokemon to a vaporeon.
Or furries to any number of the furry bait, human looking pokemon.
At this point We are turning into the General Grievous of trap collecting.
Sassy nature.
I wonder how lovely and not at all weird this things dex entry could be.
The fuck is this entry.
Also it alludes to the fact lusfairy has a stupid amount of evos as well.Why in fact let's go get another one.
Normally you can only get 1 lusfairy before the event turns off.
BUUUUUT, because I got mine, well before switching to the final mod, the event reset.
Okay guys here's the deal. I want you guys to take a look at the evo list for this thing, and pick one of the evo's we can get.
I'll let everyone reading decide together which one we should go for next.
Anyway this is the reason I came back here. After beating gym 5, we unlock the mega evo for all the lusfairy line.
Also you can get as many of these mega stones as you want.
They sell for a pretty penny as well.
What horrors awaits us.
Don't mind the wise glasses, I use trick to steal those from the enemy.
Only if I kept a trapping move that be useful.
He not lying., he just disappears.
I don't regret this LP that's for sure.
It like all these other mons, is oneshot.
Here a question. How did anne get past all these trainers? Are we just so slow, that not only did she already battle and beat them all, but then healed up, and got back in line?
Tired and bored of the tedium.
Sometimes the game has no mercy.
Just because it is worth mentioning. If you play Insanity mode, there is one more trainer in this line after this guy. I am going to assume like everything insanity mode does, it's a hard fight.
Neat this guy has a Steelix.
Let's show them the power of reading all the harry potter books!
Sadly we are not the leader of a racist, fascist, paramilitary organization,that is objectively evil. So we can't oneshot it, but to our credit, we are using a living book to attack. So we take what we can get.
Steelix wasn't much of a fan of JKR giving us all those hot lore info dumps about the HP universe on twitter like. There being jewish wizards.
or that before the wizarding world adopted plumbing, wizards would shit themselves, and then magic it away. No that is not a joke, she really did say those things.
You are welcoming now knowing that.
But one cross chop on the hard metal worm does put it down.
This guy was spinning in place.
We met a hypno now, that means I must now play the video.
And then he just vanishes.
Anyway one uneventful battle later.
A German named hans, that is part of a team that may or may not be DA NAZI's?
What, this isn't a wack version. The wiki also has nothing on this one.
I going to assume A stands for Aloha. So this is a fan made regional variant. Looks like it wants wants Graboid cock.
it spams this, which makes us weak to fire for one turn. BUT NEVER USES A FIRE ATTACK. What is this galaxy brain trainer.
And once it turns out drenching us in oil and not attacking does nothing. It explodes.
Yeah you reading that right. Graboid took a fucking critical Explosion to the face and only took 48 damage.
Giving him the riot shield was the best idea I have ever had this LP. Literally turned one of our pokemon into a bomb squad unit.
There also a jinx. Not the cool blackface jinx, the shitty censored purple one. Even Mr PoPo would be unhappy at this.
But vanilla pokemon shouldn't be a prob-
Aw shit.
TwinDicks got nothing on this thing. It looks like a man poorly cosplaying as Elas.
We might as well mega back at them.
Having to be close to that thing would shock any semi normal mind.
Thankfully it's not a OHK.
Anyway, I started blasting.
And it lives by one hp. Looks like our Jihad wasn't enough to wipe out this scum.
Be a true American, rid us of this eye sore.
Or get reversed John cena'ed. That works as well.
One shot our poor johtochamp jobs it like a title match.
Grass proves she is much more pretty and wins.
But this fucker will cause the game to bug up.
Every turn THIS BUG POPS UP. Has to do with the berry the enemy is holding.
So get this, this berry gives them poison, BUT HEALS THEM FOR HALF OR MORE HP EVERY FUCKING ROUND.
It even heals more then enough that we can't damage race it with arcane bolt.
Thankfully Graboid misses that dedly attack.
But still goes down a few rounds later to this shit.
Even shekelbank can't do anything.
But we have one trick up our sleeve for this kind of buggy bullshit.
Literal trick.
WE HAVE THE BUGGED ITEM NOW. HAHA! EAT THAT GAME.
And it dies of poison with out it being able to buggly heal.
AND THEN THE GAME BUGS OUT AGAIN. We can attack, there is no enemy. We are literally being Undertale'ed.
This is what I get for going genocide path on those cops I guess.
I solve this problem with a good old self destruct.
Thankfully Omniomico being able to show us any page means we can easily solve this problem.
Got to make sure we first weaken it.
AND THEN BRING DOWN THE HIGH LEVEL MAGIC! Only good goblin is a dead goblin.
Even more so when they try to tempt you by saying. " Hey Sugar."
This one has it's own chest mimic.
But ours is shiny, so it's naturally cooler.
We find the stairs to floor three.
Thankfully Our little Graboid here is immune to sand storm.
Also still hits like a truck with slow start.
Dis guy.
This wack member says the same as the first, so I skipped over him.
This guy has 2 pawniards.
They both die in 2 turns or less.
I am sure this has nothing to do with that weird obscured face person celebi Showed us.
That sure weird.
I'll end part 2 here, seeing as looks like story related stuff is next.
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Genichiro
kiwifarms.net
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- Apr 1, 2019
Knew that orange troon thing isn't normal, even with wack standards but now I wonder is twin enough to cover its trooninest manliness. Born from a dead dood, becomes a wahman after it reincarnates then becomes a dood again ! He can also mega evolve and snackbars himself ! 
What I like about Wack is despite the silliness, it still can befuddle like it is one's first pokeyman game. Forget Pulse Abra, here is a dead Eevee thing that straights up murder the opponents !
What I like about Wack is despite the silliness, it still can befuddle like it is one's first pokeyman game. Forget Pulse Abra, here is a dead Eevee thing that straights up murder the opponents !
- Joined
- Aug 31, 2019
What if I told you Caterpie can evolve in to Rayquaza. That another fun little hidden evo,
That's not even getting into the long ass post game content. I saw a video for a wack tier list, each tier being when the game ups the difficulty with each tier being later and later into the game.
Elite 4 was only tier 12, out of 41(42) tiers With the rest all being post game content, not counting the last tier of never. Which are pokemon even this youtuber guy wouldn't want to use.
Mind you that only video 1, in video 2 he starts to get into the wack mon.
I don't think he made a video 3 or beyond for the tier list yet.
I don't think he made a video 3 or beyond for the tier list yet.
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- Nov 12, 2020
This game's ability to bug out at seemibgly random is hilarious, also I vote we evolve lusifaire into Goththot
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- Aug 31, 2019
The game can't even handle how wack it is, and is trying as hard as it can to end itself.
Genichiro
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Apr 1, 2019
Whaddya mean, an autism this pure cannot exist in our sad, sorry world ?The game can't even handle how wack it is, and is trying as hard as it can to end itself.
The feels man
- Joined
- Aug 31, 2019
Maybe it can exist in this world, but that would require both normal and cloned pokemon to cry and then have the tears magically fly towards, and heal a trainer turned to stone.Whaddya mean, an autism this pure cannot exist in our sad, sorry world ?
The feels man
God the first pokemon movie was fucking weird.