Guntout: Poo Vegas - The definitive post-shartpocalypse role playing experience!

[Big Fat Frog]

So, a small discussion was spurred in one of the Gunt related threads regarding a Fallout: New Vegas playthrough as Ethan Adrienne Ralph, the Gunt. Since the small discussion was pretty entertaining, I figured I was autistic enough to create a separate thread dedicated to discussing this topic without shitting up the original thread. So please, post your recommended stats, skills, traits, companion choices, faction allegiances, gameplay styles, character interactions, downloadable mods, armor and clothing, and much more here to help contribute to the definitive gunt-themed, post-apocalyptic role play experience!

Note: Feel free to discuss playthrough recommendations for Gunt-adjacent and Ralphasphere characters as well! How will Gator thrive in the Mojave? What about Diddler Dax? You decide!

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My personal recommended stats and traits*:

S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

Strength: 7 (Overwhelming fat strength)
Perception: 4 (Has no foresight for actions)
Endurance: 2 (Fat but gunt is a flesh shield)
Charisma: 7 (Host of the Killstream, baby!)
Intelligence: 2 (Zero mental fortitude)
Agility: 1 (Lol fat)
Luck: 4 (Unlucky predicaments but dumb luck)

*Going off my personal idea that a stat of 5 is that of the average person

Traits (Pick 2 of the 3)

Kamikaze (“You have +10 Action Points but your reckless nature causes you to have -2 Damage Threshold.”)

Built to Destroy (Ralph has that desire to just tear down, remove, and eradicate anything that slights him in the slightest.)

Hot Blooded (Because Ralph gets heated easily and sees no reason.)

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Recommend mods (will be updated with user contributions!)

FAT WASTELAND

Ojo Bueno Texture Pack (Beautiful retexture pack recommended by @♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️)

Fallout: New California (Unofficial New Vegas prequel mod for a lengthened Gunt experience. Recommended by @♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️)

Fallout: the Frontier (Infamous DLC-sized mod that takes place in Portland, Oregon . Took SEVEN YEARS to develop. Caused massive shitstorm in the Fallout community. Apparently being "fixed." Read about the controversial mod and its surrounding shitstorm in the thread here. Download the original launch version with all the garbage and degeneracy here. Recommended by @RangerBoo and @Big Meaty Claws, with a special thanks to @Big Meaty Claws for the original download file!)

 

[MeltyTW]

Gunt, gunt never changes. No one knows who fired the first shot that caused the end of the world but the horrors, the decay and the stench from the day the gunt dropped still remains

 

[Baklava]

More like jcaesar's legion, amirite

 

[Space Cooter]

Need that mod where you can mate with the super mutants and other wasteland creatures. Have to stay true to the source material.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

Strength: 7 (Overwhelming fat strength)
Perception: 4 (Has no foresight for actions)
Endurance: 2 (Fat but gunt is a flesh shield)
Charisma: 7 (Host of the Killstream, baby!)
Intelligence: 2 (Zero mental fortitude)
Agility: 1 (Lol fat)
Luck: 4 (Unlucky predicaments but dumb luck)

*Going off my personal idea that a stat of 5 is that of the average person

Traits (Pick 2 of the 3)

Kamikaze (“You have +10 Action Points but your reckless nature causes you to have -2 Damage Threshold.”)

Built to Destroy (Ralph has that desire to just tear down, remove, and eradicate anything that slights him in the slightest.)

Hot Blooded (Because Ralph gets heated easily and sees no reason.)

Get this guy on the phone so I can steal his idea and make a profit make another good Fallout game and make a profit!

 

[Radical Cadre]

More like jcaesar's legion, amirite

Ralph would be lucky to end up as the soup of the day at the Ultra-Luxe.

More likely, someone like Clanden would get to him first and turn him into a bomb or something.

 

[MeltyTW]

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Get this guy on the phone so I can steal his idea and make a profit make another good Fallout game and make a profit!

more like get jealous and sue the makers of guntout poo vegas until its shut down and they just let bethesda shit guntout: spencer and styx onto our plates.

Ralph would be lucky to end up as the soup of the day at the Ultra-Luxe.

More likely, someone like Clanden would get to him first and turn him into a bomb or something.

fun fact classic fallout actually had dwarfs

Dwarf

A dwarf is a non-player character in Fallout and Fallout 2. Shorter than other humans, dwarfs can be servants or reach positions of power and influence, particularly in the developed societies of New California. Gretch, a mentally handicapped indentured servant of Doc Morbid in Junktown. Mitch...

fallout.fandom.com

 

[donjulio]

hot blooded and kamikaze id say for traits.

Use some of the shittiest but edgy guns. And buy alcohol and drugs at any opportunity.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Give him both Lady Killer (for, admittedly, getting more pussy and having more children than @Null) and Travel Light (because it gives you a bonus to Light Armor, and PPP's stream revealed the possibility he might like to crossdress while watching in the corner)

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

More like jcaesar's legion, amirite

No- Ralph these days has completely abandoned his Caesar LARP (and Lord Caesar's righteous prohibitions of Chems, Alcohol, and Gambling would make Ralph seethe).

Given how much Ralph sucks up to Nick Fuentes, I imagine he doesn't have the Machismo or tactical mindset needed to succefully pull off a Yes Man playthrough- and because he is white trash he wouldn't get along well with the NCR- especially since first thing he would do is massacre the town of Goodsprings and simp to the Powder Gangers. I say a Mr. House playthrough would be the most in-character Ralphamale experience.

Need that mod where you can mate with the super mutants and other wasteland creatures. Have to stay true to the source material.

There are probably mods like that on Lover's Lab. Schitzo Elijah has some really good videos on New Vegas modding- but if you guys want to make this a super-long playthrough and Gunt Odyseey experience I highly recommend installing at least the New California prequel, as well as the Jsawyer mods and a bunch of other shit like the Rockwell Descent and Rockwell Pursuit. Alien Exterminator is also a good one- and there are patches and submods that remove alot of the degenerate shit from The Frontier.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I've said it in the other thread, Yes-Man is the way to go. This allows you to burn every bridge you can. Ally with the Brotherhood then get pissed at them and nuke their bunker. Great Khans won't listen to you? Convince them to fight for the Legion and kill them in The Battle of Hoover Dam. Help the Boomers out, then immediately kill their leaders. Just sit there and interview all the characters at Kimble's speech while the Legion assassinates him. Real political change requires hard work and finding an assassin is too hard! KILLSTREAM EXCLUSIVE, BABY!

While you'd think The Legion, this would be the worst one for Ralph since the Legion is a strict anti-drug policy on threat of crucifixion. I don't think the Legion would appreciate gambling much, I think they would've outlawed it after taking the strip since all the NCR citizens would no longer go there and spend their caps. The Legion saw Vegas as a strategic location.

 

[Alliuminator]

Ngl charisma in New Veggies is pretty broken

 

[Rei is shit]

You need to abuse alcohol and jet so much that you end up being constantly debuffed.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Ralph will definitely reprogram YesMan to GatorMan because YesMan is Alawg for telling Ralph the Truth.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

I've said it in the other thread, Yes-Man is the way to go. This allows you to burn every bridge you can. Ally with the Brotherhood then get pissed at them and nuke their bunker. Great Khans won't listen to you? Convince them to fight for the Legion and kill them in The Battle of Hoover Dam. Help the Boomers out, then immediately kill their leaders. Just sit there and interview all the characters at Kimble's speech while the Legion assassinates him. Real political change requires hard work and finding an assassin is too hard!

While you'd think The Legion, this would be the worst one for Ralph since the Legion is a strict anti-drug policy on threat of crucifixion. I don't think the Legion would appreciate gambling much, I think they would've outlawed it after taking the strip since all the NCR citizens would no longer go there and spend their caps. The Legion saw Vegas as a strategic location.

It's explicitly stated in numerous Fallout Lore books (like the Fallout Bible and leaked Van Buren documents) that Caesar bans gambling on penalty of death- and alot of interviews with the OG devs say that one of the things Caesar intends to do as soon as he takes Hoover Dam is to ban any and all Gambling activities in New Vegas. The only Casinos he wants to keep open is Gommorah (he wants to repurpose this as just a high-class brothel due to the Omeras helping him with the gas attack on the NCR embassy), The Ultra-Luxe (which he wants to repurpose just as a restaurant for cannibals all across the wastes) and The Lucy 38 (which he wants to turn into his new Palace). The Tops is going to be burned to ash if Lanius takes the Dam, as well as The Atomic Wrangler. Alchohol is only allowed for medicinal purposes of citizenry and not legionnaires themselves- the legionnaires have to use bitter drink to numb the pain of bullet wounds.

I've said it in the other thread, Yes-Man is the way to go. This allows you to burn every bridge you can. Ally with the Brotherhood then get pissed at them and nuke their bunker. Great Khans won't listen to you? Convince them to fight for the Legion and kill them in The Battle of Hoover Dam. Help the Boomers out, then immediately kill their leaders. Just sit there and interview all the characters at Kimble's speech while the Legion assassinates him. Real political change requires hard work and finding an assassin is too hard!

While you'd think The Legion, this would be the worst one for Ralph since the Legion is a strict anti-drug policy on threat of crucifixion. I don't think the Legion would appreciate gambling much, I think they would've outlawed it after taking the strip since all the NCR citizens would no longer go there and spend their caps. The Legion saw Vegas as a strategic location.

I don't think Yes-Man is the best choice because every playthrough, no matter what your Karma is or who you allied with or screwed over, Yes-Man always- and I mean *always* gains sentience and begins to refuse orders from the Courier. Gadur is too much of a prison prag to ever nut up and tell Ze Guntmeister to shut up. Mr. House's vague pie-in-the-sky promises of Vegas being the new place where humanity will colonize the stars sounds alot like Nick Fuentes (and Qanon)'s general "America First" grift of just collecting shekels from idiots and telling them to "trust the plan"- even when the plan gets FUBAR and Felted beyond all recognition.

 

[Leonard Persin]

I can see him making camp with The Great Khans and it becoming the new home of The Killstream.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

I think Ralph's luck is probably his strongest attribute, considering he's never really earned anything good he's ever had. Every win he's ever had has either been failed into, or caused by someone else's self own.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Hello, first time poster and long time lurker here. I came across this thread and had to sign up to comment on this as New Vegas is my favorite Fallout game and I am an avid modder for it. Not to mention that Ralph is my favorite self destructive lolcow. What I believe is Ralph's stats and traits are:
S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
Strength: 7
Perception: 3
Endurance: 2
Charisma: 7
Intelligence: 1
Agility: 1
Luck: 6
His traits would be Kamikaze and Hot Blooded. He will also have Lady Killer as a perk too. As for companions Ralph will have none as in New Vegas your companions will always comment on actions you make that they don't like and Ralph will not surround himself with companions who aren't groveling sycophant's that kiss his ass like Gator or May. As for mods Ralph would have mods like Humping the Mojave as it would allow him to fuck every damage woman in the Mojave. For faction allegiance I think it is either Mr. House or Legion. Mr. House because, as someone mentioned, his pie in the sky promise that he will make humanity great again is a lot like Nick Fuentes bullshit or the Legion because the Legion is the "Mans Man" faction and Ralph is a "Mans Man", the Ralphamale after all. They also believe in traditional values like Ralph and his horse bride like to LARP themselves into believing and also because "They will put those feminazis in their place" despite the fact that Ralph and his horse bride will be the first the Legion put on a cross. Ralph for being a gunted, fat, alcoholic, pill popper who would contribute nothing to the Legion and May for being a degenerate.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

I can see him making camp with The Great Khans and it becoming the new home of The Killstream.

Ralph would probably piss of the Legion Emissary just by default- especially if it's a Legion playthrough because it would be in character for Ralph to do something to infuriate Caesar and then be totally surprised once the Praetorians start power-fisting him and Pantsu in the tent.

Hello, first time poster and long time lurker here. I came across this thread and had to sign up to comment on this as New Vegas is my favorite Fallout game and I am an avid modder for it. Not to mention that Ralph is my favorite self destructive lolcow. What I believe is Ralph's stats and traits are:
S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
Strength: 7
Perception: 3
Endurance: 2
Charisma: 7
Intelligence: 1
Agility: 1
Luck: 6
His traits would be Kamikaze and Hot Blooded. He will also have Lady Killer as a perk too. As for companions Ralph will have none as in New Vegas your companions will always comment on actions you make that they don't like and Ralph will not surround himself with companions who aren't groveling sycophant's that kiss his ass like Gator or May. As for mods Ralph would have mods like Humping the Mojave as it would allow him to fuck every damage woman in the Mojave. For faction allegiance I think it is either Mr. House or Legion. Mr. House because, as someone mentioned, his pie in the sky promise that he will make humanity great again is a lot like Nick Fuentes bullshit or the Legion because the Legion is the "Mans Man" faction and Ralph is a "Mans Man", the Ralphamale after all. They also believe in traditional values like Ralph and his horse bride like to LARP themselves into believing and also because "They will put those feminazis in their place" despite the fact that Ralph and his horse bride will be the first the Legion put on a cross. Ralph for being a gunted, fat, alcoholic, pill popper who would contribute nothing to the Legion and May for being a degenerate.

Very good post- and welcome! Now here's the million dollar question: Will Ralph even bother to try and recruit the Enclave Remnants to his side for the Battle of Hoover Dam? I don't think Ralph would get along very well with Arcade Ganon- so if Ralph wants access to sweet Enclave Tech you might need to download the "For The Enclave" mod, but the problem with that is it's a splinter group of the Enclave Remnants that recruit Ghouls. Ralph would probably make a snide comment that would piss off the "reform" enclave in that mod so IDK how feasible that is,

 

[PaladinBoo]

Ralph would probably piss of the Legion Emissary just by default- especially if it's a Legion playthrough because it would be in character for Ralph to do something to infuriate Caesar and then be totally surprised once the Praetorians start power-fisting him and Pantsu in the tent.

Very good post- and welcome! Now here's the million dollar question: Will Ralph even bother to try and recruit the Enclave Remnants to his side for the Battle of Hoover Dam? I don't think Ralph would get along very well with Arcade Ganon- so if Ralph wants access to sweet Enclave Tech you might need to download the "For The Enclave" mod, but the problem with that is it's a splinter group of the Enclave Remnants that recruit Ghouls. Ralph would probably make a snide comment that would piss off the "reform" enclave in that mod so IDK how feasible that is,

That is why I didn't put any quest mods that are popular with New Vegas players like Someguy2000's mods, Th3Overseer mods, Saxxon's Quest Collection or Autumn Leaves as those mods have characters that Ralph would get into real life fist fights over. He would probably have a mod like The Frontier as that mod has almost every NPC kiss your ass for being "The super awesome Courier 6". Also, could you imagine Ralph in the company of Cass? Holy shit! When booze collides.