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[Paddy O' Furniture]

I feel like Ol' Gunty would gravitate towards the NCR because of the inherent nepotism and ability to fail upward. Even then, he'd probably end up like Spectre and end up on watch somewhere but not having to fight for his take would probably be attractive to someone as lazy and fraudulent as Ol' Gunty.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Gunt 6 would go yes man but get mad and destroy every faction (also destroyed the securitron army under the fort so you're forced to also destroy the dam at the end of the game)

Hello, first time poster and long time lurker here. I came across this thread and had to sign up to comment on this as New Vegas is my favorite Fallout game and I am an avid modder for it. Not to mention that Ralph is my favorite self destructive lolcow. What I believe is Ralph's stats and traits are:
S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
Strength: 7
Perception: 3
Endurance: 2
Charisma: 7
Intelligence: 1
Agility: 1
Luck: 6
His traits would be Kamikaze and Hot Blooded. He will also have Lady Killer as a perk too. As for companions Ralph will have none as in New Vegas your companions will always comment on actions you make that they don't like and Ralph will not surround himself with companions who aren't groveling sycophant's that kiss his ass like Gator or May. As for mods Ralph would have mods like Humping the Mojave as it would allow him to fuck every damage woman in the Mojave. For faction allegiance I think it is either Mr. House or Legion. Mr. House because, as someone mentioned, his pie in the sky promise that he will make humanity great again is a lot like Nick Fuentes bullshit or the Legion because the Legion is the "Mans Man" faction and Ralph is a "Mans Man", the Ralphamale after all. They also believe in traditional values like Ralph and his horse bride like to LARP themselves into believing and also because "They will put those feminazis in their place" despite the fact that Ralph and his horse bride will be the first the Legion put on a cross. Ralph for being a gunted, fat, alcoholic, pill popper who would contribute nothing to the Legion and May for being a degenerate.

welcome my transgendered friend (you must be a tranny because you're a self admitted new vegas fan AND modder)

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

I feel like Ol' Gunty would gravitate towards the NCR because of the inherent nepotism and ability to fail upward. Even then, he'd probably end up like Spectre and end up on watch somewhere but not having to fight for his take would probably be attractive to someone as lazy and fraudulent as Ol' Gunty.

In the New California prequel mod you have an option to side with The Bishop's New Reno-based crime family and usurp the authority of the (actually competent) NCR General assigned to the region in favor of corrupt NCR senators and the Joint Chiefs back in Shady Sands. New California takes place in the 2260's- immediately after Fallout 2 and the destruction of the oil rig. I should also mention a Caesar's Legion playthrough as Ze Guntmeister does not work because Caesar's Legion isn't even cartoonishly anti-feminist- they have a very highly regarded priestly caste for the Cult of Mars that are all women. Alot of these priestesses were buck-broken tribeswomen of the Twin Mothers- the same tribe back in Colorado Ulysses confirms gave The Legion the recipe for Bitter Drink, the go-to medicine of Legion shock troops.

That is why I didn't put any quest mods that are popular with New Vegas players like Someguy2000's mods, Th3Overseer mods, Saxxon's Quest Collection or Autumn Leaves as those mods have characters that Ralph would get into real life fist fights over. He would probably have a mod like The Frontier as that mod has almost every NPC kiss your ass for being "The super awesome Courier 6". Also, could you imagine Ralph in the company of Cass? Holy shit! When booze collides.

The original dev team of The Frontier has been ruthelessly purged and they are completely re-vamping the mod from the ground up. They even have the input of former Oxhorn trolls "The Autclave", in regards to the new lore, if I'm not mistaken. Plus- they were responsible for the kNVSE plugin which allows some of the most revolutionary new weapon animations in Fallout modding history.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

In the New California prequel mod you have an option to side with The Bishop's New Reno-based crime family and usurp the authority of the (actually competent) NCR General assigned to the region in favor of corrup NCR senators and the Joint Chiefs back in Shady Sands. New California takes place in the 2260's- immediately after Fallout 2 and the destruction of the oil rig. I should also mention a Caesar's Legion playthrough as Ze Guntmeister does not work because Caesar's Legion isn't even cartoonishly anti-feminist- they have a very highly regarded priestly caste for the Cult of Mars that are all women. Alot of these priestesses were buck-broken tribeswomen of the Twin Mothers- the same tribe back in Colorado Ulysses confirms gave The Legion the recipe for Bitter Drink, the go-to medicine of Legion shock troops.

The original dev team of The Frontier has been ruthelessly purged and they are completely re-vamping the mod from the ground up. They even have the input of former Oxhorn trolls "The Autclave", in regards to the new lore, if I'm not mistaken. Plus- they were responsible for the kNVSE plugin which allows some of the most revolutionary new weapon animations in Fallout modding history.

Shit, I gotta check out FNV modding again apparently... and see if Oxhorn has a thread.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Shit, I gotta check out FNV modding again apparently... and see if Oxhorn has a thread.

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Here is a video compilation of the new kNVSE animations.

Fallout New Vegas Beautification Project

Fallout New Vegas modding guide and ENB settings

www.skyrim-beautification-project.com

This is the "New Vegas Beutification Project". It is the ENB I use because I think the saturnine effects go very well with the lights of Vegas and the rocky cliffs of places like Zion.

OJO BUENO Texture Pack

Welcome to the Ojo Bueno High Quality Texture Workshop -- Now available in single-file mod-manager-friendly texture pack downloads!

www.nexusmods.com

This is my personal favorite re-texture pack.

I also made my own MP40 mod where I have a unique, red metallic-colored MP40 that fires .45 rounds and it's called "Polish Remover".

Edited: Also, absolutely download FCO and all of it's patches and additions. 100% gorgeous remodels and textures of both the player and NPCs.

 

[twozero]

Make him only wear Powder Ganger attire. Plus, as he can't use any weapons that aren't black-powder pistols, he's limited to melee for the most part.

Edit: Also a modded Centaur companion called Gator is essential.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Make him only wear Powder Ganger attire. Plus, as he can't use any weapons that aren't black-powder pistols, he's limited to melee for the most part.

Since he's a convicted felon he obviously can't own guns- so obviously the really good rifles in the game like All-American and the "storm drums" (AKA tommy guns) are out of question. However- there is nothing stopping him from using black-power firearms like Lucky, Medicine Stick, or just straight up using blunt instruments like tomahawks, javelins, and melee weapons that aren't high-tech. In regards to explosives I can definitely imagine ralph using sticks of dynamite or frag grenades he loots off people- but if I'm not mistaken there are explosives perks that allow you to craft explosives at the workbench from Nuka=Cola, chems, and alcohol. Maker's Mark frag grenade confirmed?

The fun option would be a pure Melee/explosives brawler kind of fighting style.

 

[Woyzeck]

Ralph would never side with the Legion:

“Get moving profligate”

[Speech 15/35] DO I LOOK 5’1 BITCH?

“Degenerates like you belong on a cross”

He would then become the ultimate NCR bootlicker just to show those dang dirty Legion aylawgs who the real Ralphamale is.

Also I assume that considering how much Ralph loves his tranny horse woman Mantsu his game would take place entirely in the Frontier mod.

 

[thismanlies]

>Be Gunt
>Wake up in Doc Mitchell's house
>Loot his house
>Leave
>Head towards the saloon
>The bartender offers you work
>Loot the bar instead
>Get caught
>Run as fast as your tubby little legs can carry your gunt
>The town lets you go because the sight of you waddling is too funny
>Run into some Powder Gangers
>They ask if you want to help them overthrow Goodsprings
>You agree to help
>The shooting starts
>You run and hide
>The Powder Gangers clear out the town
>They walk into the bar and find you sloshed on 200 year old booze
>They drag you to the local prison
>Their boss wants to put you to work to pay off the booze you stole
>He gives you your first assignment
>Swipe a 200 year old pack of cigarettes on your way out
>You light it up
>TastesLikeAss.exe
>You toss it aside
>Your lit cigarette lands in a box of dynamite
>Haul ass before anyone notices
>Be halfway across the yard when a massive explosion knocks you off your feet
>The main administrative building is a smoldering crater
>You walk to the nearest town
>They ask about the explosion
>You put your charisma stat to good use
>"Yeah I took out those punk bitch Powder Gangers. I'd do it again, I don't give a fuck"
>The local bar offers you free drinks
>Embellish your story some more as they pour centuries-old booze down your gullet
>An NCR Ranger happens to be sitting nearby
>He pulls you aside
>He asks you if are half as good as you say you are
>"Pfft, do you know who you're talking to, bitch?"
>He offers you a job in exchange for all the booze you can drink in the NCR
>He asks you to take out Legate Lanius
>The local bar is cheering you on
>You can't back out
>He takes you to the Colorado River
>He pushes you in
>Your fat carries you down the river
>The mirelurks don't touch you on account of you smelling like shit and death
>You wash up on the shores of a Legion camp
>Five slaves haul you up from the river
>The Legion finds large quantities of psycho, jet, and buffout in your pockets
>Crucifixion.exe
>The slaves tie you up to a cross
>They struggle to pull you upright
>Legate Lanius personally attends your crucifixion
>He gets up close to you so he can see you suffer
>The cross breaks
>You fall forward
>You crush Lanius under the weight of your gunt
>You roll down hill before anyone can react
>You hit the river and float away
>An NCR Ranger pulls you out
>It's the same ranger you met
>He asks you if your mission was successful
>"Whathu think, bitch?"
>Word is already spreading of the gunt that killed Legate Lanius
>The Battle for Hoover Dam is a rout for the Legion
>Your name is known far and wide across the NCR
>You find yourself surrounded with more booze and pills than you know what to do with
>And that is the story of how the Gunt single handedly broke Caesar's Legion
>Because war... war never changes

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph would never side with the Legion:

“Get moving profligate”

[Speech 15/35] DO I LOOK 5’1 BITCH?

“Degenerates like you belong on a cross”

He would then become the ultimate NCR bootlicker just to show those dang dirty Legion aylawgs who the real Ralphamale is.

Also I assume that considering how much Ralph loves his tranny horse woman Mantsu his game would take place entirely in the Frontier mod.

the thing is ralph realistically would be the aborted playthroughs were a slow ass character gets picked off by radscorpions and giant rats a few minutes in,so we gotta embellish his stats a little bit into something that at least fails a bit later on. some abomination that can shamble around at least instead of dying walking a bit within site of the previous town. idk id think he try to larp as jcaesers legion if he could.

 

[Procrastinhater]

House's quest line is probably more in line with Gunt, but I could see him alienating everyone with his thin skin and short temper to the extent Yes Man is his only choice.
Legion wise Gunt would piss off Vulpes Inculta as soon as they meet, you get a second chance at the strip, butI'm not sure he could get through the Legion Camp to meet Caesar and back without starting an all out war, if we're roleplaying how Ralph reacts to people.
That brings me an idea -
I'm thinking up ideas for a couple of Perk mods that would add to the roleplaying experience and give you more of the Gunted experience. This would be easier to work than a full on Quest Mod, but I've got a couple of story ideas.
It's a lot of work sadly, and I haven't kept up with Modding Fallout for a while, (I used to be quite into it) but when I've got the free time I might play around with the idea.
I'm gonna fire up a Gunt playthrough at the weekend so any ideas on SPECIAL and Perks for that Gen-U-Ine Gunted experience, keep 'em coming.

 

[PaladinBoo]

This is giving me an idea for a Wild Wasteland character that I want to put in my next mod. It will be a short, fat character named Ethan who is outside picking a fight with a member of one of the Omerta's. He proceeds to get his ass kicked and knocked unconscious.
Edit: Scratch that. I am going to make him get in a fight with an NPC name Vickers.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

the thing is ralph realistically would be the aborted playthroughs were a slow ass character gets picked off by radscorpions and giant rats a few minutes in,so we gotta embellish his stats a little bit into something that at least fails a bit later on. some abomination that can shamble around at least instead of dying walking a bit within site of the previous town. idk id think he try to larp as jcaesers legion if he could.

The people who did the New California mod actually made a custom model for morbidly obese human NPCs- maybe you could dig through the files and use it for the Gunt's player character?

 

[Big Fat Frog]

>Be Gunt
>Wake up in Doc Mitchell's house
>Loot his house
>Leave
>Head towards the saloon
>The bartender offers you work
>Loot the bar instead
>Get caught
>Run as fast as your tubby little legs can carry your gunt
>The town lets you go because the sight of you waddling is too funny
>Run into some Powder Gangers
>They ask if you want to help them overthrow Goodsprings
>You agree to help
>The shooting starts
>You run and hide
>The Powder Gangers clear out the town
>They walk into the bar and find you sloshed on 200 year old booze
>They drag you to the local prison
>Their boss wants to put you to work to pay off the booze you stole
>He gives you your first assignment
>Swipe a 200 year old pack of cigarettes on your way out
>You light it up
>TastesLikeAss.exe
>You toss it aside
>Your lit cigarette lands in a box of dynamite
>Haul ass before anyone notices
>Be halfway across the yard when a massive explosion knocks you off your feet
>The main administrative building is a smoldering crater
>You walk to the nearest town
>They ask about the explosion
>You put your charisma stat to good use
>"Yeah I took out those punk bitch Powder Gangers. I'd do it again, I don't give a fuck"
>The local bar offers you free drinks
>Embellish your story some more as they pour centuries-old booze down your gullet
>An NCR Ranger happens to be sitting nearby
>He pulls you aside
>He asks you if are half as good as you say you are
>"Pfft, do you know who you're talking to, bitch?"
>He offers you a job in exchange for all the booze you can drink in the NCR
>He asks you to take out Legate Lanius
>The local bar is cheering you on
>You can't back out
>He takes you to the Colorado River
>He pushes you in
>Your fat carries you down the river
>The mirelurks don't touch you on account of you smelling like shit and death
>You wash up on the shores of a Legion camp
>Five slaves haul you up from the river
>The Legion finds large quantities of psycho, jet, and buffout in your pockets
>Crucifixion.exe
>The slaves tie you up to a cross
>They struggle to pull you upright
>Legate Lanius personally attends your crucifixion
>He gets up close to you so he can see you suffer
>The cross breaks
>You fall forward
>You crush Lanius under the weight of your gunt
>You roll down hill before anyone can react
>You hit the river and float away
>An NCR Ranger pulls you out
>It's the same ranger you met
>He asks you if your mission was successful
>"Whathu think, bitch?"
>Word is already spreading of the gunt that killed Legate Lanius
>The Battle for Hoover Dam is a rout for the Legion
>Your name is known far and wide across the NCR
>You find yourself surrounded with more booze and pills than you know what to do with
>And that is the story of how the Gunt single handedly broke Caesar's Legion
>Because war... war never changes

I can definitely imagine this legitimately going down.

 

[Distant Ranger]

Ralph will most likely fall for Black Mountain propaganda, since he is as smart as a supermutant.

 

[Woyzeck]

I'm gonna fire up a Gunt playthrough at the weekend so any ideas on SPECIAL and Perks for that Gen-U-Ine Gunted experience, keep 'em coming.

Perk: Trash Connoisseur

Eating scaveneged food gives double HP and - Starvation, however you can't stomach bought or crafted consumables.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph would never leave good springs and just find a radio to complain about things and beg for bottlecaps. The powder ganger quest would never get a conclusion they would probably just be a problem for the town forever. He might make friends with one of them and have him on his show, but they would soon have a falling out and Ralph would complain about alawgs throwing dynamite at him. Eventually the legion would catch wind of the killstream and wipe out the town.

Also yes man because Ralph would want a robot gaydor.

 

[Big Fat Frog]

Ralph would never leave good springs and just find a radio to complain about things and beg for bottlecaps.

Now I desperately want a mod that adds a Killstream radio station that just plays various Ralph highlights.

 

[MeltyTW]

The people who did the New California mod actually made a custom model for morbidly obese human NPCs- maybe you could dig through the files and use it for the Gunt's player character?

but did the make the dwarf models?

Ralph would never leave good springs and just find a radio to complain about things and beg for bottlecaps. The powder ganger quest would never get a conclusion they would probably just be a problem for the town forever. He might make friends with one of them and have him on his show, but they would soon have a falling out and Ralph would complain about alawgs throwing dynamite at him. Eventually the legion would catch wind of the killstream and wipe out the town.

Also yes man because Ralph would want a robot gaydor.

lmfao the deathclaw road would be that worlds version of the secureserver payments.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The people who did the New California mod actually made a custom model for morbidly obese human NPCs- maybe you could dig through the files and use it for the Gunt's player character?

That's what I was thinking of using for a Quest Mod, just have to tweak the scale so he's 5'1".

Ralph would never leave good springs and just find a radio to complain about things and beg for bottlecaps.

Iirc there's a trailer just south of Goodsprings with a radio set up, I'd use that (or one of the abandoned radio shack models) as a location to introduce the Gunt NPC Quest giver.
I'm toying with using the baby model from F3 The Pitt DLC, maybe Gunt needs the Courier to track down his kid, and take the location to him on the Strip, but when you locate his estranged wife it's a kid, (lol) with a Dad that looks a lot like Gunt, then when you get to the Strip Gunt is in trouble for debts with the Casinos, maybe throw in getting him to Dr Usanagi (? The doc with the implant upgrades) for a paternity test along the way... I'm still tossing around idea.
No promises, this would be a lot of work, but it could be a fun project I guess.

Perk: Trash Connoisseur

Eating scaveneged food gives double HP and - Starvation, however you can't stomach bought or crafted consumables.

That's a great one! Good thinking.