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It's going to be used as a sex toy, I knew it the moment I saw it.
Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!
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Well you've just described weddings in my country. Just subtract the cake, then add shitloads of BBQ and 500 guests into mix
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RainbowStarlight
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OK, rate me MOTI but those over the top reactions to plastic shit like that make me irrationally irritated.
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You see that a lot in latin America. Quinceañeras and big extravagant weddings are how normally responsible people and very often super conservative types end up crippled finantially to the point that sometimes they never recover. They'd rather take the massive hit and even sell their cars or property if they have to because of some sense of duty to their family and their reputation. Is lunacy honestly, if you are gonna live like a monk to save money for years at least spend that shit in something worthwhile, not blowing it over a single day just to show off to other poorfags in a pathetic ego trip.
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Pretty much, except atleast these YA books tend to not develop a retarded fanbase unlike harem anime. Though that may be because nobody wants to read said books because they're probably shit.
We've been long overdue for a video game crash, honestly.
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They're going to be thrown in a drawer and never used again.
The reactions have to be put on for the camera, the high of consooming diminishes just like any other drug and your 500th flea market tier plastic trinket isn't going to have the same effect as the first. The dopamine hit becomes barely a blip, then a necessity just to feel normal for a brief moment.
RandallBoggs
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Not really, it's just that the YA/female brand of autism is marginally different (if not YA books since let's be honest that's fallen out of style ages ago, then generally fictional media that appeals to teen/YA girls and rarely if ever men.) Fangirls will mostly contain themselves in their own spaces (or at least they used to, IDK what the kids consider normal fangirl behavior now but back in my day you'd keep that shit to yourself because you knew it's weird.) Sure they'll write and draw smut, heaps of it, but it's not nearly as degenerate as the hentai dudebros.
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Harry Potter, Twilight, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, all have rabid female fandoms. Granted a lot of the less popular YA stays in their containment but those containments are very leaky, Tumblr was a big one.
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Harry Potter and Percy Jackson are classified as children's books.
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Here's an 81 page thread documenting the batshit insane fanbase YA books attracted. There's not actually a lot of young adults, it's late 20s-30s cat ladies. I wouldn't really call most of them consoomer even if they read (or claim to) most new YA releases, they're of a different sort of batshit insane.
Really? Back in the day the fangirls were the chicks who brought "yaoi paddles" to anime conventions, sexually harassed men (or women) dressed as their favorite character, demanded voice actors sign their favorite R18 yaoi pictures, and drew all sorts of mpreg art.
Harry Potter started as children's books but Book 4 onwards are like 700-800 pages and deal with YA themes like romance angst and have more violence. Sounds pretty YA to me.
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I was wondering how it worked for a second and then realized she puts a magnet under her shirt. Is that really it? Watch her use this thing just for this video then it just sits on a shelf for the rest of her life.
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This is a real show:
IIRC there was a story a long time ago about either the voice actor for Zim or for Gir being harassed in a restaurant after being on Invader Zim by crazy fangirls. It was kind of a cultural turning point because before that people only really thought of live-action actors as being subjected to that shit, but seeing it happen to a VA was the canary in the coal mine.
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"Works on ANY flat surface" yes, I'd like to see them try it on a window or something. Though I can tell the magnet is probably only strong enough for the specific scenario of a t-shirt or other very thin clothing.
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I see them often classified as "middle grade" but is like talking about grindcore and deathcore.
MTV Latam used to run that exact same show in late 00s but was called "quiero mis 15 (i want my 15)" ". It generated massive ammount of butthurt because everyone hated the rich girls they choosed, i think getting people to hatewatch was the intention in classic reality tv style . There was at least one episode that i know off that took place in my city (Caracas), i actually knew people who went to that party.
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Grabbed one set in LA for English viewing:
Spoiled rich girls were good hate-watch bait:
Pierrot Lunaire
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I was looking up shit related to 3DS piracy and came across this redditor on /r/3ds:
If you aren't aware, each Pokemon game comes in 2 versions that only differ by a few exclusive pokemons to encourage trading, so he essentially bought the same game (that he won't play since he wants it sealed) twice multiple times.
The guy then said that he hasn't enjoyed a Pokemon game since Platinum.
So yeah, this guy bought sealed duplicate copies of a dozen games he doesn't even enjoy and received 1142 upvotes and a Reddit Gold™ for it.
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If you aren't aware, each Pokemon game comes in 2 versions that only differ by a few exclusive pokemons to encourage trading, so he essentially bought the same game (that he won't play since he wants it sealed) twice multiple times.
The guy then said that he hasn't enjoyed a Pokemon game since Platinum.
So yeah, this guy bought sealed duplicate copies of a dozen games he doesn't even enjoy and received 1142 upvotes and a Reddit Gold™ for it.
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JewNotFound
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Ever since I made my last post about the infestation of the Youtooz community, Youtooz has decided to release a new line of consoomer bait. However, it isn't a figure or a plush toy of an e-celeb that will most likely get exposed as a sex pest in a year, this time they decided to start making branded fruit juices to sell with a massive markup.
Unsurprisingly this website is full of crap marketing about how this fruit juice is vegan and made in the US
Youtooz believes that their rebranded Snapple bottle is worth about 20$ for a six pack.
For a comparison, an equivalent strawberry lemonade costs around 3 dollars at Target, which makes Toozies an 80% upcharge just for the branding.
However as expected, the Youtooz drones just drink it up anyways.
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Unsurprisingly this website is full of crap marketing about how this fruit juice is vegan and made in the US
Youtooz believes that their rebranded Snapple bottle is worth about 20$ for a six pack.
For a comparison, an equivalent strawberry lemonade costs around 3 dollars at Target, which makes Toozies an 80% upcharge just for the branding.
However as expected, the Youtooz drones just drink it up anyways.
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While the days of Yaoi Paddles have diminished, now instead of mpreg, your favourite male character is Trans, will still give birth to that Shipping Baby, and any fanart associated with them will be drawn as ugly as possible and with as many pride flags and "headcanons" decorating their fat, hairy, stretch-marked body as possible. Or, for the artistically-retarded, they'll have hundreds of fanfics under their belt with at least one being ABO - meaning they make one have a dog penis and they go into heat to get pregnant for their uwu alpha male.
No, I'm not making this up. Fangirls are just as horrifically disgusting as men and they even have their own discord servers where they revel in who can come up with the most degenerate, horrible fetish to inflict upon their "favourite" male characters. It may not be inflation, piss & scat, but gore, forced birthing, and other shit is rampant. And if you say that stuff is sick... they'll scream at you about Kinkshaming and Purity Police. There is no help for the Fujoshi. Even if they're not rampant consoomers, they still are filthy fucking freaks.
So, instead of selling them and getting some money back, they're keeping them for.... reddit karma? I don't get the idea of keeping games you don't like, especially if its a physical copy which someone else would probably like to buy.
Expensive, crappy gamer juice using words like "tummy" in its marketing. You would think it was satire...
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I know people here may lean to atheistic territory but you know what, if I was the pope, I would immediately kill off Matrimony. Everything about that "sacrament" is pure horseshit that Jesus would be rolling in the clouds after seeing what happened to it.
Considering what it has become, one-time extravaganzas, with less-than-respectful people who will probably divorce at a moment's notice, you can see that even if you are Christian or not, weddings should be removed and no one would miss it.
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I was gonna say "Big woop" but they're factory seal. I would like to remind people that HeartGold and SoulSilver are £50 cartridge only.