Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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Starved Artist said:
Don't get me started on this shit.
The Yakuza Team and Sega/Atlus Gacha Department seem to be the only companies actually putting out any effort to rob you of your hard earned cash.

Games these days are so poorly made it's impressive they're even allowed to launch.

Aliens Fireteam is the most recent bullshit I've rented.

Looks like ass on the PS4 Pro, like... Still loading ass. Like this game came out in 2009 and you're playing it on a broken PS3 bad. Know what people tell you to do? Play it on PC! Where it is still broken shit!
Like, this looks so bad it has to be intentional and part of a planned obsolescence maneuver. The worst part? I have a 1080 founders edition and I don't even play games, I just use it for digital art.
When I get off work I'll post what people consider acceptable for a game that launched in 2021.
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Except the Yakuza team put out solid titles for the last 16 years that pleased the majoraty of people who played it. For the west there was a good reason to pick up the remasters the original releases had awful translations that were fixed in the remasters.
Edit you were aggreing with me on the Yakuza franchise so i'm autistic for not picking up on that right away.
 
whitepumpkin said:
Nowdays, it's like @RandallBoggs says. Consoom Zero Two merchandise and consoom hentai doujins and film yourself looking like you have down syndrome making the "ahegao" face wearing the sweater meme and phone case. Show off your hentai collection to make sure the boys know you're a cool girl who says 'booba' and 'mommy milkers' with them while wearing a maid outfit. Make your profile pics hardcore yaoi and spam your twitter with it while buying Nendroids to set them up in weird sexual positions. Make those stupid ita bags of your 'ship' and buy kickstarter pride pins to shove in there too. Just fill your life up with low-grade and numerous anime garbage to create a personality, and make sure everyone knows what you jack it to as well.
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Literally described a friends ex to a T, now that I think about it she posts a lot of random consoomer shit that is very similar to the kawaii gaming station tik toks. Pic attached is something she posted a few days ago to her snapchat story that I thought was so funny I had to screenshot. The anatomy on both of them is pretty fucked, but the one in the back is really fucked. Like the abdomen does a horrible job indicating that the torso is turned, you can literally only tell because her giant milkers slosh around to her knee. Funnily enough she just posted a photo of herself wearing it as well.
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I don't even think these are characters from a piece of media(maybe some random hentai?).

She alternates between depression posting (if I was gone no one would notice UwU, I wish I would just die UwU), and consoomer posting.
 
Vingle said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qVfJheBp7Ys:1
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AR clothing for real money. Fucking hell. Is it because we're all so terminally online that your self-portraits might as well be your digital avatar? We're at that stage now?


 
Kujo Jotaro said:
Literally described a friends ex to a T, now that I think about it she posts a lot of random consoomer shit that is very similar to the kawaii gaming station tik toks. Pic attached is something she posted a few days ago to her snapchat story that I thought was so funny I had to screenshot. The anatomy on both of them is pretty fucked, but the one in the back is really fucked. Like the abdomen does a horrible job indicating that the torso is turned, you can literally only tell because her giant milkers slosh around to her knee. Funnily enough she just posted a photo of herself wearing it as well.
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I don't even think these are characters from a piece of media(maybe some random hentai?).

She alternates between depression posting (if I was gone no one would notice UwU, I wish I would just die UwU), and consoomer posting.
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Oh god those proportions are god-awful. Literally looks like her back’s broken.
 
NoReturn said:
AR clothing for real money. Fucking hell. Is it because we're all so terminally online that your self-portraits might as well be your digital avatar? We're at that stage now?
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The dress in the video thumbnail, she paid 1000 usd to get that photoshopped on her. And yes, but it would be a good thing to reduce the environmental impact at least. And as the last video said, it would help to you to decide on clothes when online shopping. Because it's a pain in the ass sometimes to find something that looks good, which result in people choosing their "safe" alternatives. But this tool could help to broaden your clothes style.

So I'm actually seeing this as a beginning on a really good thing.
 
Kujo Jotaro said:
Literally described a friends ex to a T, now that I think about it she posts a lot of random consoomer shit that is very similar to the kawaii gaming station tik toks. Pic attached is something she posted a few days ago to her snapchat story that I thought was so funny I had to screenshot. The anatomy on both of them is pretty fucked, but the one in the back is really fucked. Like the abdomen does a horrible job indicating that the torso is turned, you can literally only tell because her giant milkers slosh around to her knee. Funnily enough she just posted a photo of herself wearing it as well.
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I don't even think these are characters from a piece of media(maybe some random hentai?).

She alternates between depression posting (if I was gone no one would notice UwU, I wish I would just die UwU), and consoomer posting.
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I thought it was common knowledge that Darling in The Franxx was garbage, why the fuck are they promoting it now?
 
Marissa Moira said:
I thought it was common knowledge that Darling in The Franxx was garbage, why the fuck are they promoting it now?
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Now? People have been gobbling that shit up since it was released. It's SAO all over again except this time these people unironically believe it's high tier intelligent quality writing anime.
 
StarDreamer2002 said:
Does any consoomer sometimes watch some European arthouse films or read a real philosophy book? Or do they all get their centre-liberal views from comicbooks?
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Deathfats don't cook and consoomers don't read, the more they consume the more passive the consumption it gets, unless you count maybe clickbait titles of articles posted on reddit and twitter or a YA novel about highschool wizards. Even comic books is too optimistic, more like mainstream movies and Netflix shows based on comic book ips. Even with videogames something like that happens, were the consoomer doesn't even play a game, just pays to win or chooses gacha stuff that barely has gameplay inbetween microtransactions or is straight up gambling based on random luck.
 
PuffyGroundCloud said:
Why watch films when you can watch youtube recap?
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Why watch YouTube recaps when you cat watch YouTube recaps with clickbait titles?
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Even with videogames something like that happens, were the consoomer doesn't even play a game, just pays to win or chooses gacha stuff that barely has gameplay inbetween microtransactions or is straight up gambling based on random luck.
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Saberspark is hit or miss, but this video decently covers the topic. Gatcha discussion starts around the 27 minute mark.
 
RandallBoggs said:
Now? People have been gobbling that shit up since it was released. It's SAO all over again except this time these people unironically believe it's high tier intelligent quality writing anime.
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SAO is somehow worse than .hack with it's multimedia bullshit in order to get the full story.

And none of the games are actually good.
 
StarDreamer2002 said:
Does any consoomer sometimes watch some European arthouse films or read a real philosophy book? Or do they all get their centre-liberal views from comicbooks?
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I see it in the specific sub-category of Criterion consoomers (usually mono collectors that don't really mingle with the other labels), typically the kind that congregate on reddit to post their samey looking collections of Kurosawa/Bergman/Lynch/Tarkovsky/etc. for karma. They're really focused on what their collection says about them to other people, but after seeing almost identical collections for the 100th time all the posturing blurs together. Also the kind to get pissy about a film not being 'worthy' of a Criterion release or how their favorite films needs a Criterion release to somehow confirm their good tastes.
 
Moguro Fukuzou said:
Also the kind to get pissy about a film not being 'worthy' of a Criterion release or how their favorite films needs a Criterion release to somehow confirm their good tastes.
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I still say "The Big Green" and "Air Bud" got snubbed and are probably the most important sports film made last century for they encapsulate the very timeless essence of modern sports.

No, but please continue to tout the glories of "Space Jam" as you glaze over the fact that it was heavily tied to multiple child molesters.
 
Marissa Moira said:
I still say "The Big Green" and "Air Bud" got snubbed and are probably the most important sports film made last century for they encapsulate the very timeless essence of modern sports.
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Air Bud is legitimately a modern classic kids movie. How long until it’s remade with a CGI dog and Coca-Cola tie-ins?
 
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