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America's favorite game alive and well.
Makes Grab Em By the Pussy Sound Like Locker Room Talk
A new dimension in collecting survivors' pensions.
Deep dish pizza and murder!
Stop shitposting our Aluminum Market you Cunts
Oregon about to follow in the footsteps of Grand Rapids: https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/04/25/us/grand-rapids-racial-police-calls-trnd/index.html
RT
Culture
Utah drunk driver, 19, said he hit girl, 11, 'because she was white,' told her 'we all die sometime'
several people witnessed the stabbing and dramatic apprehension of the suspect
UN
Canadian Commission calls Spree of Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls a "Canadian Genocide"
A genocide that take decades to kill around 4 000 people.
CNN Is Triggered - Don't Mess With Texas
The Daily Beast doxed a man for posting a meme video of Nancy Pelosi and brags about it.
Color Brave II: Spackle on that highlighter
Kim was REALLY pissed off at the failure of the Hanoi summit.
find out if you can watch your ex on pornhub, 100k found and counting
Culture
Following Controversial Tweet, Organizers Of PrideFest Ask Pittsburgh Diocese To Denounce Former Pastor (Current Rhode Island Bishop)
The first large group of 116 migrants from AFRICA are caught on video wading across the Rio Grande to illegally enter the U.S.
Allahu Butt-barred
A Vice man's years-long journey to the top of Reddit's karma leaderboards has only made him feel more alone.
Science
Carrier Group In Recent UFO Encounters Had New Air Defense Tech Just Like Nimitz In 2004 Incident
Alien's continue to probe ships full of seamen
UN
Why has a 2015 'Honor Crime' Video from Yemen Resurfaced: 10 Year Old Ma’ab killed by father and uncle for “talking to boys”
Only in Yemen will you be able to get away with killing little girls by saying “muh honor” to the judge!
Disaster
Gents, stop milking your penises! Urologists warn dangerous 'jelqing' trend will NOT make your member bigger and may cause erectile dysfunction
Incels take note
Salty white tears over the loss of gibsmedats
Law
The 'Unknown Person': For six years, a man who refuses to identify himself has been held in a Canadian maximum-security prison
The Immigration and Review Board has ordered him to be released with no explanation
UN
Cat gets down from railway bridge after causing chaos as catapults and ladders were brought in to feed and rescue her
Cornish preparing industrial strength catnip to get kitty stoned for rescue.
11 people have died in the past 10 days due to overcrowding
Florida Woman is also apparently Florida Man
US scientist says it will be possible to rank embryos by ‘potential IQ’ within 10 years
"American Taliban" John Walker Lindh Released on 5/23/19
That's going to be a nasty divorce settlement.
Disaster
Vegan poster girl reveals diet ‘brought on menopause’ and says she’s back to eating burgers
You're one of today's 84%, sweaty!
UN
Germany Calls for More Limits to Free Speech After 70 Youtubers Urge Voters Not to Vote for Either Party
AKA: How to Influence a European Election Without Being Carl Benjamin
NYT, WaPo, WSJ, MSNPC, and Stefan Helper face massive defamation suit
Florida man strikes again
Won't someone please think of El Negrito and his Crazy Boys?
Latest atrocity of modern "art"
Somebody needs to pay for this tampax!
Baltimore had a functioning city government before the attack?
- Locked
Oh my...
She was found safe 4 miles from her car.
Traditional Chinese medicine finally accepted as real medicine
In 2017, I started getting regular messages from an anonymous Twitter user telling me my religion was ‘evil’. Eventually I responded – and he agreed to meet face to face.
CNN begins mass lay-offs, despite previously claiming it's "a crazy rumor"
"Unenforceable" bill designed to directly challenge Roe V. Wade
The Cuckening of tech continues
The BBC has its finger on the important issues again
Can you say... "Nippon Yes"?
*insert tuna joke here*
Have you ever pooped so hard your memories came out?
Insists he didn't use God's money
VICE
Could be illegal too.
Disaster
North Carolina city files lawsuit against RV company for flying American flag out of city ordinance
🐱
Politican’s paedophile dwarf son who tried to groom young girls on Facebook could be let off prison as inmates might target him because of his size
Culture
Texas driver and his passenger die after trying to jump a drawbridge that had opened to allow a boat to pass before plummeting to the water below
What a way to go.
Got to address that gender pissing gap
what was he doing with his son 🤔
Austrian government falling apart over fake Russian thot's illegal party funds
has censorship gone too far?
Weird sobbing noises heard coming from the freezer.
News about our favorite sponsor of state terrorism.
He'll lay YOUR pipes.
'Muslim Defence League' attacked Tommy Robinson supporters in Oldham
Culture
Republican Google Engineer Writes Open Letter About Company’s ‘Outrage Mobs’ And ‘Witch Hunts’
Conservative google employee writes another open letter questioning Google's claimed nonpartisan stance
Not every kid gets to bang the hot teacher. Someone's gotta do the lunch lady.
Law
Major breakthrough as Australian Federal Police arrest nerd over giving video editing software to ISIS
WE GOT HIM! WE GOT THE BASTARD!
War
Pull Danish troops back home to man WALL on German border, anti-Islam right-wing party leader says
Has enough votes to enter parliament
Law
After report of threats at UMN Green Line station, police stop 7 fleeing juveniles; 2 found with metal pipes
Salon is going bankrupt
Based Trump administration
If you like bleeding edge Android, Huawei is about to be pushed out of the loop
Pug Dog murdered by Antifa?, Jews being called Nazis and a PM hellbent on stopping DA TWOLLS.
Eurovision isn't just gay kitsch.
Asians & whites gtfo
Too bad facial recognition software can't distinguish between black people and gorillas
BTW he provided video evidence of his innocence
New "Stealth" Transport capability is available.
Because Switzerland is one of the most dangerous EU countries and...wait a minute
Fresh off of the rumor mill/ RT'd by dear leader
Tall Poppy - Fighting Against Online Trolls and Hackers
Reports confirm he is a very good boy
Or How the NYT is going to make enforcing the law look racist and bad--again.
Just your average day in Florida
Media suspiciously silent on goat fucking trend that's sweeping Europe
Will the Dippers pull it off again? Will the Greens pull it off? Will the referendum pass? (Answer: NO to all three)
Trump tallies testimonies of tech's tyrannical tilt
Law
Florida Highway Patrol: Florida man driving Cadillac from sunroof says he'd rather go to jail than back to his wife
Florida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His Cadillac
Don't do drugs with pussy.
Make some room in the DNC clown car
It's a boy, apparently
Disaster
Car Salesman Charged After Girlfriend Found Dead in Hot Tub and Second Man Shoots Self in Bathroom
If only the hot tub was a time machine this all could have been prevented...
#manateetoo
'It means criminalizing all men who commit violence against Indigenous women, girls and 2SLGBTQQIA people. What's wrong with that?'
Don’t upset Big Brother by learning
China promised it would be Green and the NZ PM immediately signed
Disaster
‘We Don't Know a Planet Like This': CO2 Levels Hit 415 PPM for First Time in 3 Million+ Years
Bring your scuba gear
Basically it's paving the way to ban Huawei
Literally genocide.
This is exactly how the LTTE got support from non-radicals
Disaster
Met Police propose licences for deadly Rambo knives amid concerns growing number are being used in stabbings
Currently home to center for researching contagious animal diseases
Feels bad man
Another win for the court of public opinion.
So allergic that even seeing the word cheese could kill him.
Woman Arrested For Leaving 7 children Age 4 and Under In Car With Windows Rolled Up
Another election where people not in the country get mad at people in said country and act like there's no hope for them
State Department hints Iran planned to attack US Embassy in Oman
Strangulation, BDSM, an amputee, and oh so much autism
April was a record setting month with 109,000 apprehended/denied at the border
The CNN Search Engine
AKA: Man Gets Cucked on Daytime Trash TV in front of Unemployed Fat Women, Commits Sudoku
Disaster
DWP 'tells disability benefits assessors to discriminate against people with mental health conditions'
Only Families where ALL MEMBERS are Citizens or Legal Residents will Qualify
Microsoft Woke
Now kids will only have to deal with only two layers of government insanity instead of three!
Bernie pops in a Tic-Tac as he prepares to prep the bull for 2020
Water's wet, grass is green, and investors regret buying out digital publications. Just another normal day.
People who vow to be celibate are actually sex perverts. Who knew?
It was roughly 10x dumber than Tommy Tooter. No need to worry yet.
Amongst the usual proposals.
It's called War Paint
The first rabies-related death in Norway in more than 200 years
