UN Zimbabwe Getting Coup'd - After 30'ish years of dictatorship and runaway hyper inflation

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Looks like not everyone is happy that Mugabe kicked out all those evil white people and made everyone a billionaire in Zimbabwe.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-military-drives-through-outskirts-of-capital
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-z...ti-mugabe-coup-talk-intensifies-idUSKBN1DF025
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/14/world/africa/zimbabwe-mugabe-mnangagwa-chiwenga.html

HARARE (Reuters) - Soldiers deployed across the Zimbabwe capital Harare and seized the state broadcaster on Wednesday after 93-year-old President Robert Mugabe’s ruling ZANU-PF party accused the head of the military of treason, prompting frenzied speculation of a coup.


Soldiers stand beside military vehicles just outside Harare, Zimbabwe November 14,2017. REUTERS/Philimon Bulawayo
Just 24 hours after military chief General Constantino Chiwenga threatened to intervene to end a purge of his allies in Mugabe’s ZANU-PF, a Reuters reporter saw armored personnel carriers on main roads around the capital.

Aggressive soldiers told passing cars to keep moving through the darkness. “Don’t try anything funny. Just go,” one barked at Reuters on Harare Drive.


Two hours later, soldiers overran the headquarters of the ZBC, Zimbabwe’s state broadcaster and a principal Mugabe mouthpiece, and ordered staff to leave. Several ZBC workers were manhandled, two members of staff and a human rights activist said.

Shortly afterwards, three explosions rocked the center of the southern African nation’s capital, Reuters witnesses said.

Despite the troops stationed at locations across Harare, there was no word from the military as to the fate of Mugabe, Zimbabwe’s leader of the last 37 years and the self-styled ‘Grand Old Man’ of African politics.

In contrast to his elevated status on the continent, Mugabe is reviled in the West as a despot whose disastrous handling of the economy and willingness to resort to violence to maintain power destroyed one of Africa’s most promising states.

In the only official word from the government, Isaac Moyo, Zimbabwe’s ambassador to neighboring South Africa, earlier dismissed talk of a coup, saying the government was “intact” and blaming social media for spreading false information.

“There’s nothing really happening. They are just social media claims,” Moyo told Reuters.


The Southern African nation has been on edge since Monday when Chiwenga, Commander of the Zimbabwe Defence Forces, said he was prepared to “step in” to end a purge of supporters of sacked vice president Emmerson Mnangagwa.

Only a few months ago, Mnangagwa, a former security chief nicknamed “The Crocodile”, was favorite to succeed his life-long political patron but was ousted a week ago to pave the way for Mugabe’s 52-year-old wife Grace to succeed him.

“POLITICS OVER THE GUN”

Chiwenga’s unprecedented statement represented a major escalation of the struggle to succeed Mugabe, the only leader Zimbabwe has known since it gained independence from Britain in 1980.


Soldiers stand beside military vehicles just outside Harare,Zimbabwe,November 14,2017. REUTERS/Philimon Bulawayo
Mugabe chaired a weekly cabinet meeting in the capital on Tuesday, officials said, and afterwards ZANU-PF said it stood by the “primacy of politics over the gun” and accused Chiwenga of “treasonable conduct ... meant to incite insurrection.”

The previous day, Chiwenga had made clear the army’s refusal to accept the removal of Mnangagwa - like the generals a veteran of Zimbabwe’s anti-colonial liberation war - and the presumed accession of Grace, once a secretary in the government typing pool.

Local government minister Saviour Kasukuwere, a leading figure in her relatively youthful ‘G40’ faction, refused to answer Reuters questions about the situation in Harare. “I‘m in a meeting,” he said, before hanging up shortly before midnight.

Army, police and government spokesmen refused to answer numerous phone calls asking for comment.

“DEFENDING OUR REVOLUTION”


Neither Mugabe nor Grace have responded in public to Chiwenga’s remarks and state media did not publish his statement. The Herald newspaper posted some of the comments on its Twitter page but deleted them.

The head of ZANU-PF’s youth wing, which openly backs Grace, accused the army chief of subverting the constitution.

“Defending the revolution and our leader and president is an ideal we live for and if need be it is a principle we are prepared to die for,” Youth League leader Kudzai Chipanga said at the party’s headquarters in Harare.

Grace Mugabe’s rise has brought her into conflict with the independence-era war veterans, who enjoyed privileged status in Zimbabwe until the last two years when they spearheaded criticism of Mugabe’s handling of the economy.

In the last year, a chronic absence of dollars has led to long queues outside banks and an economic and financial collapse that many fear will rival the meltdown of 2007-2008, when inflation topped out at 500 billion percent.

Imported goods are running out and economists say that, by some measures, inflation is now at 50 percent a month.

According to a trove of intelligence documents reviewed by Reuters this year, Mnangagwa has been planning to revitalize the economy by bringing back thousands of white farmers kicked off their land nearly two decades ago and patching up relations with the likes of the World Bank and IMF.

Whatever the outcome, analysts said the military would want to present their move as something other than a full-blown coup to avoid criticism from an Africa keen to leave behind the Cold War continental stereotype of generals being the final arbiters of political power.

“A military coup is the nuclear option,” said Alex Magaisa, a UK-based Zimbabwean academic. “A coup would be a very hard sell at home and in the international community. They will want to avoid that.”
 
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The answer to Zimbabwe is not Rhodesia.
The answer to Zimbabwe is
Huawei Telecom presents the Agricultural Development Bank of China's XINBABUWEI (TM)
We built roads, bridges, railways, and skyscrapers in Rhodesia. Chicoms are giving Zimbabwe cell phones. Obligatory.
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We built them buildings, roads, bridges, and railways, but China is giving them cell phones. Obligatory.
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Ironically, one of China's greatest and most expensive Cold War engineering feats (the Zambian-Tanzanian railway) was rendered logistically and economically worthless the instant white minority rule ended in Rhodesia and the new black Zimbabwean government allowed Zambian rail traffic to cross the border and reach coastal shipping ports via a shorter route than the Chinese railway.

Now maybe the Chinese will have a chance to get the last laugh by one day buying up all of Zimbabwe's debt and repoing the motherfucker
 
This may be one of the few cases where it's really hard to find someone even shittier, though.

It's the continent that still has widespread slavery and cannibalism, gave us gems like Ghadaffi, "Emperor" Bokassa, Kony, and a bunch of Liberian warlords that went by nicknames such as "General Butt Naked", "General Mosquito", "General Rambo" and "General Bin Ladin". I'm sure they can shit out someone far worse than Mugabe.
 
The Selous Scouts were badass, though. :( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Eland

84 Rhodies against 5,000 nogs. Rhodies get 4 injured, nogs lose a couple thousand. Almost the same shit with Operation Dingo!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Dingo
I don't deny the Rhodie fighting prowess, but they lost the war the instant it started. There were never enough regulars and police to keep the borders with Zambia and Mozambique sealed, and no matter how many big engagements they lost, the terrorists were always able to infiltrate enough fighters and weapons to seize many villages and terrorize the interior of the country. Ian Smith shouldn't have done UDI until a black puppet government under Bishop Muzorewa had been set up to pacify the Western world.
 
The answer to Zimbabwe is not Rhodesia.
The answer to Zimbabwe is
Huawei Telecom presents the Agricultural Development Bank of China's XINBABUWEI (TM)

I love how this is legitimately within the realm of possibility, what with China getting more and more involved in Africa.

Hell of a timeline.
 
Rhodesia is a delusional fantasy dreamed up by Neo-Nazi /pol/acks who read Fireforce one time too many and American /k/ommandos who bought one FAL too many.

It was a functional country when it was Rhodesia, though.

Sure, everyone should be allowed to make their own way and be sovereign over their own affairs, but it's hard to ignore the fact they utterly screwed the pooch on that one.
 
The head honcho for the Zimbabwe army met with the Chinese defenseman minister last week, so they have probably ok'd this.
 
Part of the reason why Mugabe stayed in power for so long was because he had such an ironclad grip on the military that anyone who legitimately defeated him in an election wouldn't have hung onto office - or their life - for more than five minutes. Having the military be the ones who kick you out of power? You done fucked up real good there, Bobby.
 
They're probably supplying the rebels on the quiet.

As for the coup itself, the army have claimed to be holding Mugabe.

Yeah, Independent has a live update thing also:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...y-coup-harare-take-over-zanu-pf-a8055536.html

I'm pretty impressed at how the military is keeping shit together so far and has managed a relatively calm coup.


Part of the reason why Mugabe stayed in power for so long was because he had such an ironclad grip on the military that anyone who legitimately defeated him in an election wouldn't have hung onto office - or their life - for more than five minutes. Having the military be the ones who kick you out of power? You done fucked up real good there, Bobby.

He started getting so authoritarian that in the weeks prior to this the country's veteran association and the military even started calling him a dictator. Apparently it all started when he sacked his Vice President, who was apparently liked by the military and seen to be the long time successor, and then started setting up his wife, who is essentially a gold-digging, lavish living aristocrat as his successor. From what I've also read people in the government are pretty pissed off that the economy is non-existent and still is non-existent.
 
Part of the reason why Mugabe stayed in power for so long was because he had such an ironclad grip on the military that anyone who legitimately defeated him in an election wouldn't have hung onto office - or their life - for more than five minutes. Having the military be the ones who kick you out of power? You done fucked up real good there, Bobby.

Give the man his due. He burned his country to the ground, committed ethnic cleansing against white people, and literally nuked his own economy to the point they had to give up even having an economy because the hyperinflation meant there wasn't enough paper in the country left to print to continue to make everyone quintillionaires who couldn't afford a loaf of bread and were forced to eat the paper currency itself.

And he pulled this off until he was 93.

That's pretty impressive, even as shit African dictators go.
 
Give the man his due. He burned his country to the ground, committed ethnic cleansing against white people, and literally nuked his own economy to the point they had to give up even having an economy because the hyperinflation meant there wasn't enough paper in the country left to print to continue to make everyone quintillionaires who couldn't afford a loaf of bread and were forced to eat the paper currency itself.

And he pulled this off until he was 93.

That's pretty impressive, even as shit African dictators go.

All while throwing shade at the British, who managed to make Zimbabwe a thriving nation under the Empire. (Africa's bread basket to basket case is the phrase I hear a lot)
 
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