Money YT 8/24 - Chris wants a 3D printer

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What is Chris trying to 3D print?

  • Knockoff LEGOs

    Votes: 88 18.6%

  • Sex toys

    Votes: 141 29.8%

  • Medallions

    Votes: 80 16.9%

  • Knockoff Amiibos

    Votes: 74 15.6%

  • Barb's teeth

    Votes: 90 19.0%
  • Total voters
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I decide to finish my shift at work because you know, I wanna be a good little snowflake, and when I come back I get to see 140 replies of Chris wanting a 3D printer.

Must be a slow day on the farm.
 
If he contacts someone, he'll either want stuff printed for free, or the printer sold for a couple of bucks.
 
Lurkman said:
I decide to finish my shift at work because you know, I wanna be a good little snowflake, and when I come back I get to see 140 replies of Chris wanting a 3D printer.

Must be a slow day on the farm.
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Not really..Chris threads get so much attention because the alternative is toxic rat king troons. We like chris..in our own evil way. He fascinates us without making us hate ourselves for reading what they say. Or maybe that's just me.
 
JULAY said:
Goddamn, his baldness is REALLY getting bad. He's gonna look like this within a year or two:

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I saw this at walmart when i was buying an induction cook thing in clearance section. I thought about sending it as a gift, but that is a line I will not cross. I imagine he would like it though, because it is a for balding women and he is a balding man who plays pretend as a 12 year old girl.
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I'm sure Chris will find a nice, beautiful lesbian who would let him use her 3d printer. She'd then be charmed by his disarming innocence and sexiness that she'd take him back into her boudoir and trib the night away while Chris's plastic abomination grows into a giant ball of plastic string.
 
Darndirty said:
Not really..Chris threads get so much attention because the alternative is toxic rat king troons. We like chris..in our own evil way. He fascinates us without making us hate ourselves for reading what they say. Or maybe that's just me.
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But its just the guy asking for access to a fucking 3D printer, he never even said what he wanted it for.

Although, in light of recent events, I can understand the concern and his possible uses for it.
 
jessycaca said:
I was telling another forum member today I am relatively new to the wonders of Chris. Was reading the mailbags today. How can someone with such a terrible chaotic life have so much ego and sense of entitlement. Defies logic
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He is constantly surrounded by do-gooders egging him on. Take a look at his FaceBook. This guy will grab onto even one praise and will hold it as the truth in total disregard of one thousand critiques, and there was never shortage of people who blindly praise him thinking they are helping.
 
trance4lifeyo said:
I remember that being the very first picture I ever saw of Chris Chan on ED back in early 2009 and shaking my head thinking that it was some portly frat guy from Jersey playing an elaborate hoax on everyone. Boy. I was naive. I think to this day that is most normal Chris has ever looked. Ever.
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He looks really decent on that picture. If he acted normally I bet he could make friends without any effort. Heck he might know a girl or two easilly. Today's Chris is a abomination of his former self.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
He is constantly surrounded by do-gooders egging him on. Take a look at his FaceBook. This guy will grab onto even one praise and will hold it as the truth in total disregard of one thousand critiques, and there was never shortage of people who blindly praise him thinking they are helping.
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From the little bits I have read on his fb , unless I am taking if totally wrongly , most of them are surely being subtly sarcastic are they not ? Granted I have not read much. Also he seems to ignore any messages that have so much as a lick of sense in them. I am curious to know however how ANY of these people ( the Anna person for example ) can possibly truly believe they are helping him. I need to look at more of the fb posts
 
At first, I figured he'd do something like try to make a 3d scan of his ass or something, but then a horrible thought occured... God help us if he tries to sell 3d prints of his man tits and infected taint.
 
jc17 said:
God help us if he tries to sell 3d prints of his man tits and infected taint.
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Don't know about anyone else, but I'd buy one, especially if it were autographed. I would mount it and hang it on the wall right right next to where I'm going to hang his license plate that I'm going to steal when he dies some day (also dibs on the sonic totem).
 
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