Money YT 11/21 - Help, please - Update 11/22 - wants $10 or more, instead of a penny

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But the money never came, and so Chris-chan and the ancient dragon whom bore him starved to death. It took several months 'cause they were such fatasses, but starve they did.
 
He isn't entertaining when he tries to be. RAH and his jokes are terrible. Giving Chris money to do something interesting is a dumb idea. He doesn't work that way.
Who said he had to try to be?

Here's an example: pay Chris to protest Trump in public and film it. Don't pay him until you're satisfied with the result. Maybe give him a goal, like he has to get X number of people to sign a petition sentencing Trump to death-by-prayer. Something that he'll never be able to do, but he'll get more and more frustrated that no one wants to sign his death warrant.

Chris doesn't need to intend to be funny. Or even if he thinks he's being funny, he frequently ends up being funny in a contradictory manner to how he imagines. Like the jokes in Sonichu end up being hilariously terrible. They're funny, just not in the way Chris would like.

The way hilarious Chris content has always worked is that you give Chris a framework to work inside (whether by paying with e-vagina or dollars) and letting him fill in the gaps with his sperging. Admittedly paying with dollars is kind of lame, I wouldn't bother. But if you're going to piss your money away on Chris, at least try a little.
 
If by saying "The mortgage company is kicking us again" you mean that the mortgage company is asking for their agreed upon monthly payment for the loan they provided you.
Then yes, the mortgage company is indeed, kicking you.

Now you've mentioned it Chris never said explicitly they were unable to pay the mortgage. He simply stated they bothered them again with the monthly payment.
 
He's too dense to realize that if he got back to Sonichu, then people would at least consider it.

No, he will do it when push comes to shove, but it has not come to that because his tugboat is more than enough to cover finances in a pinch and because he will always choose foregoing Legos for a month in favor of putting in effort for a month.
 
No, he will do it when push comes to shove, but it has not come to that because his tugboat is more than enough to cover finances in a pinch and because he will always choose foregoing Legos for a month in favor of putting in effort for a month.
If he won't make another comic after being paid $1000 for it what makes you think he will do it for less?
 
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@Philosophy Phil had donated a penny to Chris.
 
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I will legit donate $50 to Chris... but he needs to put out the next issue of Sonichu, first. No money up front. Payment will be made in full after and ONLY after he releases the next issue, fully colored, mind you. I'm not like Dstecks. No work, no pay. I'm not feeding his bad habit if he isn't gonna learn anything.

That would really show how desperate Chris is. And if he whined that $50 wasn't enough, I would simply tell him that he was already paid $1000

Of course, he isn't going to do it, even if he did read this post, which I'm sure he won't. He believes he should be paid for playing video games and uploading them with his inane commentary (which he gave that up too, as I knew he would)

In other words, I have no pity for Chris. He has SO MANY options he could try to make money. Not saying he'd become rich, but he could easily use his infamy to get some cash. But he is unwilling to do any of it. For whatever reason, be it his pride, his paranoia of trolls, or just his LEGENDARY laziness, or maybe a combination of all three. He will not do SHIT for money.
 
He wont make anymore Sonichu. For Chris there's no distinction between fans and trolls. Fans = Trolls and fans want Sonichu therefore Chris will never give the trolls what they want.
I genuinely thinks he does have fans, if he thought all the fans were trolls he would not make begging videos such as this.
 
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