You've been sentenced to death...

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souschef

souschef

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But you get to choose the way you'll go. What will you choose? I'd go for shooting squad, but request no blindfolds

How about you? And no you can't choose death by snusnu or shit like that, it has to be an actual method, no matter if it's crucifixion, stoning or whatever. Gotta be a real method
 
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SEPPUKU
SAMURAI MASTERU TRAVISU TOUCHDOWNU (REALU) WILL GO OUTU BY HIS OWN HANDU
BOKU WA NOMINATE MY CLOSE CONFIDANTU @Cheesy Beavy TO CUT OFF MY HEADU
BONZAI

🌸travmeister has lived🌸
🌸experiences were abound🌸
🌸now in death he rests🌸

A haiku by Travisu Touchdownu (REALU) 👹👺🏯🍙🗾
weeb katana.webp
*photo of the authoru*
 
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TenMilesWide said:
Byford Dolphin. Put me in a chamber, pressurize it to 9atm, then just... open the door.
Instant and almost certainly painless for me, hell of a cleanup job for the executioner.
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That's brutal

shadyreapers_ said:
Old age like a real champ
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Or a champ of cheating, for that i sentence you to death by suppuration lovingly french kissing Cyraxx

AnneRipper1010 said:
Catch me outside doing the wheelie View attachment 8558966





the breaking wheel if you haven't figured it out
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A classical choice

Cat tit bingo said:
Head smashing by gallagher with a mallet.
I know he died but dig him up and turnin him into an automaton or something.
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I like it
 
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Drop a nuke on me, but only when I'm at the right coordinates.

North Korea seems like a good spot, but I'd take suggestions for any spot with good long term consequences.
 
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