You're alone in the woods.

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I'm alone in the woods all the time. I guess I'm not just doing a regular hike, so I'm bringing a water purifier, a big jug, pack of lighters, smoking with cigarettes, a bunch of pemmican or some kind of real jerky not the shit you can buy at the gas station, weed, weed pipe, hatchet, big ass knife, flare gun, handgun, rifle, compass, and a map. I am ready for the glowniggers to come at me
 
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draggs said:
I'm alone in the woods all the time. I guess I'm not just doing a regular hike, so I'm bringing a water purifier, a big jug, pack of lighters, smoking with cigarettes, a bunch of pemmican or some kind of real jerky not the shit you can buy at the gas station, weed, weed pipe, hatchet, big ass knife, flare gun, handgun, rifle, compass, and a map. I am ready for the glowniggers to come at me
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You gotta calm down on that weed smoking, it attracts women and bears.
 
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Plenty of water, a pan, a bedroll, a space blanket, a firestarter, rope, emergency jerky, small first aid kit, axe, knife, my trusty revolver and of course the most important thing...marshmallows. nothing quite like sitting around a campfire you built on a nice autumn night.
 
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DankSmoker said:
No mention of extra socks yet, you guys aren't survivalists at all!
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If you wear real wool socks on a hike you won't get blisters.
Without pulling everything out of my bag: canteen, water filter, first aid kit, compass, bug spray, sunscreen, wipes, duct tape, rope, a tarp, fishing accoutrements, 3 knives, 2 foraging books, tinfoil, lighter and matches, small spade, garbage bags, second layer of clothes, wool hat, EXTRA SOCKS, deck of cards, notebook and pens, food, peanuts and bird seed, and of course, marshmallows.
 
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