Your son has started speaking ebonics. What do you do to resolve this issue?

[Sky King]

Thank you for your input.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Beat him until he turns white.

 

[shadyreapers_]

pull out the belt and start slappin it on the floor right next to his feet so he starts jumping like a bitch

 

[Gorton Colu]

What is the race?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

 

[Fishnumm]

make him watch the sopranos so he speaks like a wop greaseball instead

 

[Tram Fan]

Beat him until he turns white.

in Poland we had a children story of a black boy who feared bathtub bc he thought if he gets washed he gon become white

 

[OrionBalls]

I have a son?!

 

[Brubby Two]

I have a son?!

I was gonna tell you but I wanted it to be a surprise

 

[Pruto]

I would freak out because I don't have children and I'm not supposed to ever have them

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

I have a son?!