Accidentally rm -rf'ed my root partition when trying to move my Linux system onto a new SSD. Tried extundelete without much luck, file hierarchy was preserved, but all their contents mixed up. Thankfully /home and other important partitions were unmounted at the time, so I moved on, changing the distro and DE, and setting up LVM snapshots to prevent further similar fuckups.
CPU fan gradually started rattling to the point where it was happened all the time when PC was powered. Bought a new cooler, started picking apart the system, and when I was trying to remove the heatsink, CPU came off with it, and I bent a few pins while trying to unglue it. Had to straighten them up wth a steel ruler, processor is still working after that. Then it turned out that both the new fan and heatsink were too big for my case, so I had to somehow jam in the door, leaving a quarter-inch diagonal gap on top.
Also ran a virus that automatically wipes the partition scheme as an 11 year old kid. I already knew about that exact type of malware, and the way it was disguised was blatantly obvious, but I still ran the program despite all of that. Well, at least it was a dedicated laptop of mine, and not a family computer.