Your Favorite Amber Moment / Event - Entire timeline, includes all orbiters, all platforms, etc.

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DumbDosh

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What's your favorite event or moment in Amber's entire time online? Or What's your favorite specific part in one of her videos that makes you either completely disgusted or makes you laugh?
 
Her old mukbangs when she just said fuck it and ate a casserole dish worth of cereal, the comments on those were always the funniest shit.
 
When Dusty blindsided her and TKO'd her with the breakup and the hilarity that followed.
 
Chiming in with another vote for her getting cheated on and dumped by her pet sped, seemingly out of the blue. That shit was hilarious.

The most disgusting moment was the whole "last Christmas with Destiny." The disgusting mountains of gifts she bought and then the utter lack of a shred of self-control between either of them to not rip open every last gift weeks before Christmas.
 
When destiny dumped her ass, then AL pretending they were still together for like months. Then we got the classic we broke up video. You couldn't make up a saga that cringey.
 
Her poem where she talks about being a monster truck in the nightlife. I wish I could find it, but I also don't want to put in the effort. I think it was on her wattpad?
 
Her old mukbangs when she just said fuck it and ate a casserole dish worth of cereal, the comments on those were always the funniest shit.
Haha the casserole dish of captain crunch was iconic. That bitch knocked out a family size box in one fell swoop.
 
When Kasey posted the convo between him and Amber showing to the surprise of nobody she:

1. lied about the rape
2. does not shower
3. her cunt stinks

Seeing AL chimp out was glorious.
 
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When she went slam poet Harambe after her rape vid.

“Ex-cape the thoughts and the online taunts.”
“Rain and petals eavesdrop, I used the wrong word.”
“Hash out P R O P O G O N D A”
 
When that Kimberly chick on twitter poked the bear and got Amber to freak out on younow at 2 or 3 in the morning saying she had screenshots of Eric talking trash about Amber. The screenshot she sent her was as iconic as Amber's bows. Amber didn't understand what was going on at all. "That's not even your handwrittin'!" Oh lord.
 
It’s a tie between Cheesecske Factory/shopping at target via scooter date night with Dusty, or drunken family party with Krystle. But really all of the Dusty’s mom’s house era videos are solid gold hamber. The foot massage one is another particular highlight. I miss those days of somewhat interesting/super repulsive content.
 
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