You Won’t Survive the Apocalypse Alone

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"So, what is your escape plan?”

We were eating dinner when my friend asked me this. She had taken an urban survival course with me and was worried that climate change and the current political situation could precipitate a crisis.



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“Where are you going to go when it all goes wrong?” Her question sounded offhand and spontaneous, but I knew this was what we were meeting to discuss. Her question was serious, and she was worried about the near future. She wanted some advice, and some hope.

I know where she imagined the conversation would lead. I must have a plan, she reasoned, that would allow me to utilize the wilderness survival skills I teach to flee the city and make a life in the hills. Or maybe, because I am an anthropologist, I knew which part of the world would be spared the worst of it.

I told her my plan was not to escape; there was no escape. My plan was to stay and help. If it all falls apart, there will be great need, and I will try to find a place I can contribute. There won’t be a way out. There are too many people, and the only future worth living requires us all to stick around and solve the problems together.

Media depictions of the apocalypse are very different: Disaster comes swiftly, everyone panics and runs, and a lone hero saves the day. These fantasies can hamper our ability to plan for and react to a more realistic scenario.

Looking to the past, we see how many of our ideas about societal “collapse” are wrong. In the past, consistently, we see people reorganizing, regrouping, and creating structures and systems that allow the new community to persevere. That was not the quick solution my friend was hoping to hear, perhaps, but she smiled, and I could see in her eyes that she already knew this was the answer.


I am an archaeologist, but I also teach wilderness survival courses. This interest grew out of my archaeological research in remote areas of Central America. I learned many of the skills I teach during the years I lived and worked with people from the Pech Indigenous group in Honduras. Skills like making fires were daily tasks in the village.

In fact, many of the “survival” skills I teach were everyday activities, especially when we were camping in the rainforest during our many trips documenting archaeological sites. In my survival courses, we discuss disasters, emergencies, and the unexpected. People want to know how to prepare, and how to survive.

Although I inhabit the world of academics, the world of preppers and survivalists is only a step away.

In the last few years, there has been an increased interest in my wilderness survival courses. Originally, I’d envisioned these courses as preparation for unexpected, short stays in the outdoors, such as getting lost while hiking.

What I find, however, is that people want to learn these skills in order to be prepared for a large-scale disaster. They want to get ready for pandemics, economic collapse, or the rise of authoritarianism. The disasters they imagine reflect increasing fears of an unstable world. Until recently, climate change drove these fears. Now, the fears include pandemics or political unrest.

The bushcraft skills I teach are important, perhaps most valuable in the first days of dramatic change, but they are not the most important factor in societal survival.

Instead, how people react to a crisis will determine what comes next. Working cooperatively, identifying and listening to competent leaders with real expertise, learning from one another, and adapting to new circumstances will yield one outcome. Entrenching ourselves in the inequities of the present, and acting out of fear, will lead down a different path.

There are no natural disasters, the saying goes, only natural phenomena. The “disaster” results from our reactions, our decisions. If we are not careful, we envision societal collapse as something that happens to a group, as if an external force like a drought or pandemic determines the outcome of the crisis, and the people are passive or ineffectual in their response.

It is clear, however, that the societal response to an external force or crisis can shape the trajectory of a society as much or more than the external force itself.

Take, for example, the history of Kentucky—where I grew up.

A number of diseases devastated Indigenous populations in the Americas when Europeans arrived, but archaeologists and historians continue to refine our understanding of how this happened. We know that ultimately, a century or so after European arrival, the population of Native Americans declined by more than 90 percent. Much of this was a direct result of mortality from a number of diseases they had never before encountered, and for which they had developed no immunity.

Popular imagination has smallpox as the principal pathogen, but there were many others, including measles, influenza, typhus, and chickenpox. Not only did the diseases kill people directly, but also the large number of sick people made it hard to provide basic necessities for the rest of the population. These ancillary effects of the disease exacerbated the deadliness of these epidemics.

It was not just the diseases, however, that created this disaster. These were outbreaks taking place during a campaign of settler colonialism, and this reality shaped the way in which outbreaks unfolded. The response of Native American groups to this crisis also shaped the outcome.

Accounts of this catastrophic encounter often present Native American groups as passive recipients of a tragic circumstance, without recourse or remedy. While it is true that the pathogens were unknown among Native American populations and had devastating effects on their communities, it was not true that they were passive victims, or that they had no treatment or strategy to mitigate the effects of the diseases.

Most archaeologists now look at situations of “collapse” and see flexibility and adaptability.

Paul Kelton of the University of Kansas has written extensively about the ways in which Native Americans, particularly the Cherokee, were able to respond, “retarding mortality rates and curtailing the spread of contagions.” Certain strategies, such as avoiding interactions and quarantining, mirror our contemporary responses to the COVID-19 pandemic.

The most important element of this reaction, however, might have been the conviction that maintaining their traditional religious and social practices would ward off disease. From practicing seclusion of sick people to cleanliness rituals, actions taken by the Cherokee determined their future, and preserved their past.

In what is today Kentucky, trading patterns and alliances changed with the foreign influence beginning in the 16th century. Some groups may have left the area, while others re-formed or persisted. For this key period, from the late 17th to the early 18th century, there is a lack of eyewitness accounts and archaeological data, so it is not clear how closely the post-epidemic world resembled the previous one.

We do know that in the heavily fractured time in the mid-17th century and beyond, multi-tribal villages were common as survivors banded together. Thousands of Indigenous people still live in Kentucky today, of course.

Most archaeologists now look at situations of “collapse” like these and see flexibility and adaptability. While some things end, other things persist. This continuity can be more impressive and important than the disappearance of certain elements from the archaeological record.

Examining the past from a different angle, focusing on the resilience of ancient people rather than the collapse of a certain segment of the ruling group, gives us a blueprint for understanding what we will need in the future: flexibility and adaptability.

In a recent study looking at relief efforts after Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico, information technology professor Fatima Espinoza Vásquez found that community leaders and activists did not try to re-create the structures that had been in place before the hurricane. Rather, mindful of the inequalities and failures of that system, and being experts in their own communities, they configured old and new technologies to improvise a functioning infrastructure. For instance, a landline connected to Skype and then broadcast on Facebook served to coordinate relief efforts, bypassing inefficient official channels.

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Civilizations do not last forever. What I am concerned about is how fast change will come, and how dramatic will it be. Judging from historic examples of apocalyptic events, the whole process could take a very long time, be multicausal, and be unevenly felt among populations and across space and time.

I do not know exactly what the end of our civilization will look like, and I wonder about whether it will be understood as a catastrophe. From our data about the past, I imagine the process of collapse has already started. Environmental problems are one cause, and political and social issues—particularly inequities in wealth and power exacerbated by neoliberal policies over the last half century—are the other.

How quickly the unraveling will proceed, and how long until we realize that the process is going on, are harder to divine.

Apocalypses happen, all the time, on varying scales. Surviving them, like surviving most things, is a community effort, not an individual effort. You will need other people, and they will need you. The skills you bring, and the ones you learn along the way, will help the group. Ultimately, that community-mindedness and altruism will generate strong collectives. That is the only way we can persevere. That is what survival looks like.
 
In the event of total collapse, the human population will be reduced to probably 1/10th of what it is now, if not less, due to starvation and lack of fresh water. There is absolutely no way around this. It's a mathematical certainty. Almost all of these deaths will be in the cities and inner suburbs, which produce no food whatsoever and rely entirely on rural populations and foreign countries to keep them alive.
 
Yes I will. I will stride the wasteland with my badass fighting dog, and all will fear me.
In the event of total collapse, the human population will be reduced to probably 1/10th of what it is now, if not less, due to starvation and lack of fresh water. There is absolutely no way around this. It's a mathematical certainty. Almost all of these deaths will be in the cities and inner suburbs, which produce no food whatsoever and rely entirely on rural populations and foreign countries to keep them alive.
Based as fuck.
 
This is really just pushing their "post-apoc" consoomerist-communist fantasy. Everyone is gonna be a diversity commune and liek totes still have their phones and social media!
"Waddaya mean I can't have some food? I told you I have and entire USB stick jammed full of BITCOIN in my pocket! That's REAL money! Not FIAT!"

"Waddaya mean "last chance" before we start shooting? You aren't a bunch of Trumpers are you?"
 
The only apocalypse I can think of as being plausible is if the gibs dry up or the dollar collapses and we have a bunch of people standing around wondering why their money and EBT cards don't work anymore. I figure I'm fat enough that I could survive a good 6 months before starvation sets in, so I'll have that long to figure out how and where to secure a new food source. Provided I don't die of cold, first.
 
Course not, doesn't magically mean I'm going to suck your dick.

Besides if everything is as fucked as an apocalypse, then I probably already got everything i wanted.
 
I will pick out the man who most resembles Mao Zedong and stick to him as if I were wed.
 
Author is right, I'll have my doggos. Better survival ally than people by a longshot imo, they can hunt small game, keep me alerted, use less resources and are less likely to fuck me over (eating my corpse after I die doesn't count)
 
Media depictions of the apocalypse are very different: Disaster comes swiftly, everyone panics and runs, and a lone hero saves the day.
Ah yes, the day was saved by a lone hero in:

Damnation Alley
Logan's Run (Nice job, Logan, you fucking broke it)
Threads
The Day After Tomorrow
The Walking Dead

All of them, the world was magically fixed by a lone hero.

STFU.

Still, the "noble savage" bit is kind of funny.

So, who here knows how to reforge metals? Who can re-smelter metals? Who knows the best resources for metals and other needful things?

See, it isn't going to be the dipshits hiding in the woods providing food for the local wildlife that are going to thrive.

It IS the people who band together.

But the author of the article has a better chance of ending up someone's fleshlight than camping down the road.

Survivalists and Preppers usually have networks, and the people like the author and the person he met with, well, they aren't included.
 
Whites refuse to organize and support each other with extreme prejudice like all other ethnic groups. Until that changes...
 
Going innawoods by yourself for no reason other than to escape other people is stupid but fuck staying in a city either. See how your "community" lasts when things hit the fan and people start eating eachother.

Better off being in a small to medium sized town with access to natural resources. Best scenario is to be part of a politically empowered tight knit community like some Mormons or Amish where there is already a large degree of self governance and the transition wouldn't be as jarring.

The chances of a "bugout" situation are low, but its virtually guaranteed that society especially in the large cities continues to downslide so being separated from that is good anyways.
If times get that tough I may consider straight up trying to marry into one of the big mormon joints. They seem to have their shit together.

Not sure if they accept converts though.

Ah yes, the day was saved by a lone hero in:

Damnation Alley
Logan's Run (Nice job, Logan, you fucking broke it)
Threads
The Day After Tomorrow
The Walking Dead

All of them, the world was magically fixed by a lone hero.

STFU.

Still, the "noble savage" bit is kind of funny.

So, who here knows how to reforge metals? Who can re-smelter metals? Who knows the best resources for metals and other needful things?

See, it isn't going to be the dipshits hiding in the woods providing food for the local wildlife that are going to thrive.

It IS the people who band together.

But the author of the article has a better chance of ending up someone's fleshlight than camping down the road.

Survivalists and Preppers usually have networks, and the people like the author and the person he met with, well, they aren't included
The funniest part? The people most likely to survive and thrive anything are those damn backwards innawoods rednecks that they hate so much.
 
So what do we do with said farmer turned warlord? Kill him outright or capture him alive for some sadistic entertainment of sorts?
I think you don't quite appreciate how strapped farmers are. You drive tractor with an SKS so you can shoot coyotes and shit. You build Mad Max battlewagons for fun. Your homestead is already hardened because the power goes out so often and the sheriffs will take a half hour to respond if you ever need help.
Survivalists and Preppers usually have networks, and the people like the author and the person he met with, well, they aren't included.
The problem with the survivalists and preppers is hubris. They all want to be the ones in charge and/or operate their little deal independently and working without the help of larger established society is the goal, not the unfortunate setback they need to overcome. They made up in their head a special situation where whatever it is they are doing is super-important and they are the ones with the special knowledge to make this hypothetical solution happen. Usually in mastery of readily accessible consumer goods like guns and food stashes and shit.

That's the disconnect in thinking here that the author touches on. The entire problem of the apocalyptic whatever is the networks breaking down. Getting those back up and running to fix the problem at it's core is going to be more important than lording over your stash of tinned beans with the other bean hoarders or making a tree fort in the woods or whatever you super special solution is. A Kenworth W900 with a 53' dry van or a Timpte grain train or a lowboy with a bulldozer on it is going to prove much more useful in getting shit going again (meaning you are gonna get fed) than whatever other disaster camping adventure you got planned.
 
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That's the disconnect in thinking here that the author touches on. The entire problem of the apocalyptic whatever is the networks breaking down. Getting those back up and running to fix the problem at it's core is going to be more important than lording over your stash of tinned beans with the other bean hoarders or making a tree fort in the woods or whatever you super special solution is.
They still seem to think that some semblance of order will still exist via "gentleman's agreement" - I.E. - if people know you've got a food stash, they're going to come and fairly barter with you instead of just up and take it.

Oh, but you have 40 kinds of gun and a 1,000 rounds for each? SO what? No matter how many guns you have, you'll have to sleep eventually, as long as at least 2 people target you, they can just swap shifts until you collapse from fatigue.

They still think some kind of economy will survive a total collapse to the point that the only "real" change will be from dollars to bottlecaps, and other than that it will be business as usual. People will still line up for stuff - and only a rare one or two will try to steal and they'll still be easily dealt with due to overwhelming force....

I'm reminded of the prologue of The Road Warrior that gave a very abbreviated description of societal collapse - "Only those mobile enough to forage survived"

It won't be what you have, it'll be what you know and how fast you can move that will be the new currency. "Have" can be appropriated at gunpoint, knowledge and keeping up with a herd can't.

A bunker is just an immobile target that can't be relocated once discovered..... a working car and the knowledge to do ad hoc repairs roadside means you can at leased attempt to outrun a mob.

Who is going to be of more use to your tribe, the guy who has a year of dry goods in an old semitrailer with a padlock? Or the guy who knows how to hook up the air glad hands to disable the trailer brakes, lock a fifth wheel, and operate an unsynchronized 10-speed stick shift transmission to haul it away?
 
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Who is going to be of more use to your tribe, the guy who has a year of dry goods in an old semitrailer with a padlock? Or the guy who knows how to hook up the air glad hands to disable the trailer brakes, lock a fifth wheel, and operate an unsynchronized 10-speed stick shift transmission to haul it away?
They aren't totally wrong though. Skills and connections do win friends. It just isn't about handling guns and having a food stash. Those are too easy but everybody thinks they are special because they can do that. It isn't that special. Sorry.

There would be some degree of spontaneous order. Markets would still exist. Trade would exist. Production would exist. Being a part of that rather than hunkering down until it blows over (how is never fully explored) is going to be more viable long term. Plus, you are actively participating in whatever grows out of the ashes. It's the people with nothing to market that are screwed.

What kills me though is the useless fat idiot gun hoarding survivalist stereotype. They think their near-useless common-as-all-fuck skillset and a pile of crap will suddenly become the shit if everything just explodes and everyone will have to kiss up to them. But they won't help them and will shoot 'em if they try dangnabbit. It's survival.

You kinda see where this all just becomes a vindictive fantasy, right? Reality is tub-o bought the prepper version of funko-pops and is too incompetent, unhealthy, and unskilled to do anything with it. He's still fucked. Fabricate me a mill for this raw wheat I got from the grain association the next county over so we can have flour. Convert this Honda engine to run on wood gas. Set up these ropes and pulleys across the river so we can have a ferry. Those are actual valuable skills and they require more than a water-cooled credit card to have.
 
Idk but I’m considering moving to Colorado and going to work inside Cheyenne Mountain because I’ve heard that if you work inside, in the event of serious shit going down, you and your family get to hide in there. I‘m not sure if this is real or if maybe somebody confused Stargate with reality but it’s worth a shot.
 
This is the guy giving survival advice by the way.

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When it comes to the university cocktail circuit, maybe he bats cleanup. Paying locals in the "wilds" of El Salvador or Greece to babysit him might give this guy the degree of fieldcraft we might expect from a middle schooler in Montana. But when it comes to the actual "prepper" and "survivalist" community or just any rural or small town, this guy comes off as the annoying crank and gadfly who makes a scene at city council meetings because his neighbors leave their garbage cans out the night before collection day.

It's telling that he has to joust at the "Last Man on Earth" narrative which was discredited by preppers decades ago and it speaks more to the ignorance and prejudice that urban academics have towards rural America.

And if you look at his essays, it's him literally whining about Covid.

 
This is the guy giving survival advice by the way.

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When it comes to the university cocktail circuit, maybe he bats cleanup. Paying locals in the "wilds" of El Salvador or Greece to babysit him might give this guy the degree of fieldcraft we might expect from a middle schooler in Montana. But when it comes to the actual "prepper" and "survivalist" community or just any rural or small town, this guy comes off as the annoying crank and gadfly who makes a scene at city council meetings because his neighbors leave their garbage cans out the night before collection day.

It's telling that he has to joust at the "Last Man on Earth" narrative which was discredited by preppers decades ago and it speaks more to the ignorance and prejudice that urban academics have towards rural America.

And if you look at his essays, it's him literally whining about Covid.

Going by the picture he's got a dope classic Land Rover. I don't know where you get parts for it in the apocalypse but he certainly wins points for the care and feeding of it today. If we're all gonna be battling for some clandestine oil refineries in our assless chaps and mohawks with our gay lovers beside us we will do it in old Mazda pickup trucks and Saturn SL1s. Not anything cool like what we saw in the movies. Just what we can find the parts to to make run. The crappy minivan shit with parts that are easy to work on and scab together will win out. Old GM TBI will rule the wastelands, I swear.

Him keeping that bit of old gear running at least proves that he knows how to know. Which puts him ahead of a lot of people.
 
I'm willing to eat humans and steal their stuff. I bet you can make good jerky out of a person.
 
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