You wake up trapped in a suitcase. - What do?

[Alex Hogendorp]

You also cannot open the suitcase from the inside.

 

[sweater_supremacy]

can i hear anything coming from outside the suitcase?

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Is the suitcase comfortable? If it is I go back to sleep

 

[SIGSEGV]

I open the suitcase from the inside.

 

[Tablet County]

Am I that guy who got put in a suitcase by his psycho girlfriend and suffocated to death?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I nibble a turd to retain my composure

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Pull a George Floyd.

 

[OrionBalls]

All is going to plan. Told you I don't need a passport to go to Guam!

 

[dick brain]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

[MrTroll]

I guess it's ok as long as I can get wifi in there.

 

[generic sauce]

That must be a big fuckin suitcase.