You hold a wedding, who's getting invited?
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Who's getting married?
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You, dumbass learn how to read
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It only says I'm "holding" a wedding. Maybe I'm officiating.
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You're "holding" Deez nutz
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You've crossed a line, pal. Everyone EXCEPT @Daddy's Angry Juice is invited to my wedding.
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FINE! I didn't want to go, I'll just sit at home and build my LEGO Sonic the Hedgehog playset, and IM HAPPY with that.
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The members of Tokyo Hotel, Hulk Hogan the wrestler, Buakaw Banchamek, a random japanese man, Mr. Beast, a life-sized cartoon panel of Trunks from Dragon Ball, a pumpkin, my cousins, and Kurt Russell.
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Can I bring a date and a bunch of children I stole from the park?
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only if they are gypsies
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I find some in Macedonia, the kind that spit on you and call you a "motha fucka" if you don't give candy.
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A large grizzly bear will act as my witness at the courthouse.