You found a magic lamp.

[Doji]

What are your three wishes?

 

[Shidoen]

1. Devil Fruit Powers (Whitebeard’s)
2. Ability to walk on water
3. A bunch of treasure hot spots and shit pop up over the world.
I’ll make a profit being a pirate.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

1. Send me back in time so I can kill past me
2
3.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

1. Boost my health
2. 2 million dollars
3. A nice set of headphones

 

[Moths]

Immortality
Immorality
Psychic powers

Now I can amuse myself endlessly by having my shadow governments fight each other

 

[WhoBusTank69]

1. The discovery of viable long-distance space travel that isn't a plastic-wrapped Pontiac Fiero
2. The discovery of viable interstellar colonialism
3. An extra hour in the ballpit before some retard pisses in it

 

[DumbDude42]

1. infinite wishes

if that is not allowed, i want time travel powers

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

1. beable to teleport myself and anything anywhere i want
2. millions of dollars
3. cure a loved ones incurable disease

 

[Suikafag]

1. Geass of Absolute Obedience
2. The Caster class Servant Medea
3. The Magical Circuits needed to support and sustain Medea

 

[Blouie]

1. A pet monkey
2. A rom of MOTHER64
3. And a few million dollars I guess

 

[King Fructose]

1. Flour
2. Butter
3. The rest of the ingredients to make a cake

 

[PaladinBoo]

1. Destroy the WEF.
2. Thanos snap all AGP's from existence.
3. Wipe Twitter off the face of the Earth.

 

[Skitarii]

Time machine so I can vote for Mussolini all 3 times

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I use my wishes to wish for infinite wishes. If the genie says I can't wish for more wishes, I wish to be able to wish for more wishes.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

Nothing. Jinn are bad fucking news in most mythos. They are aphorism: "Be careful what you wish for" combined with the Monkey's Paw myth.

 

[Retink]

1.) Immortality with eternal youth
2.) Super intelligence
3.) For oshi to notice me.

 

[Character from a movie]

1 Turn into a vampire
2 Ability to stop time
3 A yellow spandex suit

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

2 Ability to stop time

Genie: Granted. Now if you stop time you'll never be able to start it up again. Since time will be stopped, everything will be frozen in time, unable to move or do anything, including you.

 

[ñññ]

I just want my grandma to be alive again, but knowing how genies work, she'll probably come back as an evil zombie or something. So nah, I pass.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I don't make any. I just make the genie wait until it goes insane. I completely remove the word wish from my vocabulary to prevent granting the genie's wish to grant me wishes.