You ever get a taint zit that

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

hurts like a bitch so you just decide to deal with how much it's going to hurt and squeeze it and it feels like you just pinched in the taint by a lobster but then immediately after that is fast relief from the angry, inflamed pimple?

 

[Violent Sudowoodo]

Yep and then I lick my finger clean like a true chad.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Kinda risky to open a sore so close to your poop hole.

 

[PFM]

The most satisfying zit I've ever had, and it's only ever happened once, was a zit on my scrotum sack. There was no pain, but I could get a full grab around it and squeeze it out. I'm the type that can't watch pimple popper MD videos or whatever but oh boy that was satisfying.