You are now a redditor

[Soycast Guy]

You are fat, stinky, wear a fedora, grew out your neckbeard, and have severe acne. You are doomed to post to reddit every day for the rest of your life. What do you do?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

But I'm skinny, smell nice, I don't wear a fedora (or any hats, for that matter. I want to show-off my lucious shiny blond hair), clean-shaven (I ain't no chinlet. I don't need a soyboy beard) and clear-skinned

... THREAT DETECTED

BAN USER IMMEDIATELY

 

[Soycast Guy]

Say transwomen are men, and also groomers. That way I'd get banned so hard, the url wouldn't even load on any computer I ever use.

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