You are a squirrel

[Doji]

How many nuts fit in yo mouth?

 

[The Luigi Player]

idk man, seems out of my league.

but a squirrel can only hold 1-2 nuts in it's mouth.

 

[NaggotFigger]

2 nuts. Is that sexually suggestive?

 

[Shidoen]

Okay bet.

 

[not william stenchever]

As a squirrel I will fulfill my natural compulsions and fuck up the local power grid by becoming the circuit.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Zero, because that's fucking gay

 

[Sanshain]

I'm cool with that.

 

[SandyCat]

I can fit at least 2 squirrels in my mouth so if we do a conversion that works out to roughly 9 peanuts still in the shell

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

im very happy to be a squirrel and able to run around jumping form tree to tree rather than working all day. in my state of extreme bliss i could probably stuff an entire football team worth of nuts in my mouth.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Depends on the size and what kind of squirrel I am. Bigass squirrels can definitely hold more than mouse sized squirrels. The size of the nut also matters: I can hold more peanuts than walnuts in my hand if they're both still in their shells, same for squirrels.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm off to shake my ass at dogs.