You are a pirate.

[Pissmaster]

But what kind?

• caribbean
• somolian
• butt
• software
• just a guy sick of his bitch ass wife so he bounced and decided to just become a pirate because fuck 'em

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm the Somalian pirate that pirates your mom.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

 

[TFT-A9]

Whatever this dude is.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

For when you want to be a pirate for a long ass time:

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Software, specifically vidya

 

[Fetish Roulette]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY

Goddamn it, someone beat me to it.

 

[Grub]

Avast! Shiver me niglips and button down the snatches I be Cap'n Darkknob Blackwood

 

[Shiawase]

Indonesian or Malaysian pirate. Strait of Malacca is a time-tested piracy zone, and a lot of the competition there has been migrating south towards Singapore in recent years.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Yar har!

 

[Kenya Jones]

I remember being a kid playing Pirates of the Caribbean Online and loving it so much that I went to Somalia and became a pirate for a few years.

 

[SandyCat]

Party pirate

 

[Skitarii]

This thread was bound to be made

https://youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY

God damn it

 

[milk]

Yes

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Attention.

 

[Sundae]

A land pirate. I'll get one of these:

And convert it into a land pirate ship, and I'll spend my time drinking land rum and drunkenly robbing land payday loan places and spending my money on more land rum and land pizza while downloading games for free online (on my land computer).

 

[Moths]

Indonesian or Malaysian pirate. Strait of Malacca is a time-tested piracy zone, and a lot of the competition there has been migrating south towards Singapore in recent years.

Ill remember to never crew a fishing trawler heading out that way

 

[Ventrue]

Caribbean, because I like the movie and their outfits are cool.

 

[OrionBalls]

Ms May, of course!

And this is my theme:

 

[Squanto Airi]

Idk all I know is that I'd be hanging around Port Royal