Yaniv: The Soundtrack - Post your musical musings inspired by Yaniv

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Now that Yaniv is a full blown Cultcow I have to celebrate the new golden cow and toast to many more years of lolz

WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES JOHNNY TAMPON
 

I'll tell you a secret
Come closer, now
I want you to believe it

I'll tell you all the things
You want to hear
Don't worry, baby
There's nothing to fear

Hey, little girl
Would you like some candy?

Look into my eyes
I've seen it all
Hand in hand
Together we fall

We'll sing and dance
And we'll find romance
And we'll stroll to the edge of the world

Come sit right down
Lay your head on my shoulder
It's not the point
That I'm forty years older



You can trust me
I'm no criminal
But I'd kill my mother
To be with you
Be with you
Be with you
Be with you

Sing and dance
And we'll find romance
And we'll stroll to the edge of the world

Give me a smile
Let me see those pearlies
I'll do anything
For the little girlies
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When he loses his tribunals and hears the RCMP banging on his door with a warrant for his arrest. As he strangles Miriam in the bathtub for not getting him tampons.

 
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