Here's a thought that maybe JonBoYaniv derives sexual pleasure from inserting tampons. Not into his non-existent vag-hole that he talks about at length, but directly up his ass. Which is why he likes to ride his Scooter-Tooter. And, judging from the number of dildos he has reviewed and claims to have tested (assuming he has been doing proxy testing via Miriam) he probably has a REALLY loose asshole, hence his repeated reference to leakage. And the need for a pad, otherwise he'll be leaking from his anus all day long.
He's leaking from his ass because his rectum is VERY loose on account of the fact that he's put everything but a Mack truck up there. It's Food for thought if you don't mind touching the feces. Always remember to wash your hands, though.
Note: This looks OT tho, I can see no direct relevance to chat logs. I was just replying to comments in the thread.