Yalta 2025 discussion thread - Or how the civilized world was saved from destruction by three brave men.

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Badungus Kabungus

Badungus Kabungus

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The year is 2025.

The Russian Civil War of 2014 is over and Russia's borders now extend all the way to Romania and Poland. Gaza and West Bank are now peaceful and under Israeli rule, after HAMAS has been exterminated and their leaders executed by drowning in pig shit. Iran is no longer ruled by the ayatollahs but by a secular pro-Israeli government, it becomes a rather nice place to have a vacation. Mass deportations send waves of criminals from the US back to Central America through a newly secured border. Border guards are allowed to shoot to kill and are in fact rewarded for that. Joe Biden died in prison just last month and Hillary is scheduled to be executed by hanging next week. Trudeau has been set adrift on an ice floe.

All thanks to these three men.

Tell them thank you.
 
Tablet County said:
This has the same energy as that comic depicting the gamergate monument.
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Sure has. But plausible. Americans just need to find their beitzim.

Oh yeah, meanwhile Europe is still a rapidly collapsing shithole full of Muslims, communists, gypsies, and other anti-social elements. At least that stayed the same. No pulling out of that tailspin.
 
Badungus Kabungus said:
In 2027 Romania will officially request to join the Russian Federation but will be rejected because, and I quote, "we don't need no lazy niggers, already got enough mouths to feed."
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I'll give you a call to hook me up with your Tel Aviv relatives.
I'll respec to plastic surgeon and go reattach foreskins for a tiny price. I'll even learn to rub hands.
And I promise - no fucking anti-Semitism!
 
AgendaPoster said:
I'll give you a call to hook me up with your Tel Aviv relatives.
I'll respec to plastic surgeon and go reattach foreskins for a tiny price. I'll even learn to rub hands.
And I promise - no fucking anti-Semitism!
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Israel is not like Europe, they don't let just anyone in. Especially not right after kicking out a bunch of niggers.

You may still get some interesting job prospects in new Europe, don't worry. Maybe the new Caliph of Berlin will require your skills to restore his favorite goat's hymen or something.
 
Badungus Kabungus said:
Don't tell me you still believe Jeb will win instead.
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I believe in Jeb winning more then I every believe any head of state will visit Russian occupied Crimea for an international conference. Not without a formal peace treaty between Russia and Ukraine where Ukraine gives up its claim on the territory, and the odds of THAT happening in 2025 is far less then Jeb becoming President.
 
mindlessobserver said:
I believe in Jeb winning more then I every believe any head of state will visit Russian occupied Crimea for an international conference. Not without a formal peace treaty between Russia and Ukraine where Ukraine gives up its claim on the territory, and the odds of THAT happening in 2025 is far less then Jeb becoming President.
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You seem to misunderstand the entire concept of Russian Civil War of 2014. There is no Ukraine. That was an internal matter.
 
Badungus Kabungus said:
A what member state?
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Your scenario would be Waaaaaay more plausible if you suggested there could be a conference in a neutral location like Geneva, or Singapore. The idea that any head of state, let alone the American one, even if it WAS Trump going to YALTA while there is an active war on over the fate of Yalta's jurisdiction is not going to happen. Neither will any sort of grand renegotiation of the world order going to happen in Moscow, Saint Petersburg, or even Washington DC.

I don't discount the possibility of such an event, but your framing of such a hypothetical is based solely around the perception that Russia is negotiating such a realignment from a position of strength. Which it most certainly is not. Going to Yalta or Moscow would give Russia way more deference then it deserves in such negotiations, and Russia going to Washington DC or New York would be an admission they desire to come out of the cold and do the kow tow before the Amermutts. Which also won't happen. Even though you should, you might actually get more of what you want then.
 
mindlessobserver said:
Your scenario would be Waaaaaay more plausible if you suggested there could be a conference in a neutral location like Geneva, or Singapore. The idea that any head of state, let alone the American one, even if it WAS Trump going to YALTA while there is an active war on over the fate of Yalta's jurisdiction is not going to happen. Neither will any sort of grand renegotiation of the world order going to happen in Moscow, Saint Petersburg, or even Washington DC.

I don't discount the possibility of such an event, but your framing of such a hypothetical is based solely around the perception that Russia is negotiating such a realignment from a position of strength. Which it most certainly is not. Going to Yalta or Moscow would give Russia way more deference then it deserves in such negotiations, and Russia going to Washington DC or New York would be an admission they desire to come out of the cold and do the kow tow before the Amermutts. Which also won't happen. Even though you should, you might actually get more of what you want then.
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Imagine not knowing what the Yalta Conference was.

Bros, I thought UN was a company that makes those funny blue chamber pots I kept seeing everywhere in Africa. Not a very good design, I must say. Very prone to spilling.
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Bro psheks and Russia is a pipe dream. more so than Israel getting rowdy Arabs under control.

Trump will visit Russia though, Yalta seems like a cool place for it.
 
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