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Jeet scammers are a funny breed they will spend 1000 hours on the phone setting up a coinbase for grandma but won't take the 5 minutes that would take.

They all got to lazy/complacent relying on TornadoCash to wash it for them and deserve one million coffeezilla's.
 
Ex.ch is closing down!
They were pumping big numbers after the bybit exchange hack.
You could see 46k 36k xmr enter and leave the reserves over 16 hours

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Hello, Im "The Newbie Financial Tard"

Is this one looking good to buy atm or its best to hold off for the time being?


Completely willing to get called dumb for useful info.
 
The handsome tard said:
Hello, Im "The Newbie Financial Tard"

Is this one looking good to buy atm or its best to hold off for the time being?


Completely willing to get called dumb for useful info.
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privacy coins are always worth buying.
XMR's value does not change nearly as much as the others so I wouldn't worry too much
 
MY KNIBKAS

Monerochads stay winning. Its kinda hard being this fucking superior to all these shartcoin nft bazingalords. I pay a dude ujos to whisper in my ear that I am only a man and I too will be judged. not by the IRS though, HAHAHAH faggots.

Blessings be upon the Hütchenspiel dear brothers, I look forward to further roadmap and hopefully contributingt in some small part. Sometimes it feels like the future of humanity hangs by a a handful of people and cryptographic ellipticals

The handsome tard said:
Hello, Im "The Newbie Financial Tard"

Is this one looking good to buy atm or its best to hold off for the time being?


Completely willing to get called dumb for useful info.
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Buy XMR now before schwabs gay-as-motherfuckin-hell grab teams come to your house, and cbdc chip your taint. its the only thing worth owning other than btc(which is an nft and actually sucks balls but it is what it is), guns, narcotics and of course N'awledge knamsayin.

When you come to my tunnel entrance dressed up as a young lady with matching lipstick painted nails and tasteful heels so that I can smuggle you out of your FEMA zone I will give you 10% off if you pay in tasty monerus
 
OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG said:
MY KNIBKAS

Monerochads stay winning. Its kinda hard being this fucking superior to all these shartcoin nft bazingalords. I pay a dude ujos to whisper in my ear that I am only a man and I too will be judged. not by the IRS though, HAHAHAH faggots.

Blessings be upon the Hütchenspiel dear brothers, I look forward to further roadmap and hopefully contributingt in some small part. Sometimes it feels like the future of humanity hangs by a a handful of people and cryptographic ellipticals
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I don't know what drug (bought with Monero) you're on, but you seem to be having a good time.

Feel free to make a substance use report in the Drugs thread:
Penis Drager

Thread 'Drugs'

I'll start with the two obvious ones that basically everyone's done:
  • Pot: makes me parnaoid, socially awkward, and lazy - not a fan.
  • Alcohol makes me happy. People describe me as a "funny drunk." It puts me below baseline anxiety and people generally like me better when I'm drunk than sober. - needless to say: my drug of choise
Other drugs I've fooled around with:
  • LSD is a great drug. A lot of fun can be had with it. But it's defintely not something I would want to do on a regular basis. I used to do it weekly but now that I have a job there's a million other thing's...
Reactions:Like x 2 Dumb x 1 Lunacy x 1 TMI x 10 Autistic x 1 Horrifying x 1
 
Claude Sigma said:
I don't know what drug (bought with Monero) you're on, but you seem to be having a good time.
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High on life brother!
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I actually dont buy drugs for xmr but its funny how nobody serious sells drugs for anything other than xmr anymore. Also every good journo with something controversial to say has an xmr wallet for donations. I do follow the scene a bit mainly out of computer security interest+ the future of adhoc networks.The whole i2p/tor situation is very interesting. My understanding is theres only one big decent website and the rest are the worst of sharks who were busily extorting their former vendors and customers after a big exit scam just last year. Oh and that huge russian market got booped. apparently the russkies do a lot more geodropping, makes sense with 11 time zones lol. Im looking forward to reading the whole hydra story soon. Im kind of paranoid and distrust TOR and i2p so I dont even go on dread f.e from home ill go out with a clean device and read stuff for a couple hours somewhere.

seeing people having trouble trading between cryptos? I always go to swapzone.io

compares all offers and rates, never had a problem there. I look for at least 4/5 on kyc and ive never done more than 1k at once
 
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OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG said:
Im kind of paranoid and distrust TOR and i2p so I dont even go on dread
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If your running anything newer than a E-machine then its already been compromised.
Personally, my E-machine has a virgin Ethernet port.
When I want to communicate with the outside world I boot into Tails OS and write fully specified API requests in VIM then transfer it to a MagicGate Memory Stick harvested from a PSP that had never been powered on.

I transfer my API requests to an old modded Nintendo WII which also runs Tails OS. Then I simply play back my requests out of sequence, at random times, and occasionally from different locations so as to beat any correlation attacks.
Its a bit more effort then is strictly necessary for normal browsing but I take my privacy seriously and refuse to use one of those "unbreakable" encryptions the government keep providing with built in backdoors.
 
TwoToes said:
If your running anything newer than a E-machine then its already been compromised.
Personally, my E-machine has a virgin Ethernet port.
When I want to communicate with the outside world I boot into Tails OS and write fully specified API requests in VIM then transfer it to a MagicGate Memory Stick harvested from a PSP that had never been powered on.

I transfer my API requests to an old modded Nintendo WII which also runs Tails OS. Then I simply play back my requests out of sequence, at random times, and occasionally from different locations so as to beat any correlation attacks.
Its a bit more effort then is strictly necessary for normal browsing but I take my privacy seriously and refuse to use one of those "unbreakable" encryptions the government keep providing with built in backdoors.
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lmao cant tell if ur serious or trolling me either way bravo, I used tails for awhile too but it had some problems, it is nice to use though. Ive also had qubes/whonix up but yeah with all the tpm shit it feels pointless when theres a sub level 0 black box on anything younger than like 15 years LOL. Only seen one IT guy that isnt a schizo even mention it, feels like everyone else is just doing security theater:



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I dont trust anything anymore especially not PC, they are just too complicated. If I had to trust something with a gun to my head I would trust a midrange pixel with grapheneOS that has no imei linked to me and run that without a sim + somewhere far away. has anyone gotten pegasused on graphene yet? cant wait till nerds start making their own serious hardware
 
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TwoToes said:
check out Oneplus branded phones, theyre unlocked for all carriers and have 2 sim slots by default. very affordably priced too, especially any model under 12. very easy to load other OS on them
I have 3 with a mix of graphene and Lineage OS
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oh shit u can get graphene on nonpixels without any problems by now? thats fuckin sweet dude thanks ill check it oot
 
I very much admire you commitment. My thinking with going all out like you is that it might attract more attention then when doing the "normal" privacy stuff. I see it like a screen that has a few dark pixels. Nothing is there, and that makes it very obvious.
 
A Cat in a Minefield said:
I very much admire you commitment. My thinking with going all out like you is that it might attract more attention then when doing the "normal" privacy stuff. I see it like a screen that has a few dark pixels. Nothing is there, and that makes it very obvious.
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this is probably true to an extent if you are already a suspect, not having a digital footprint will raise questions and make them look harder perhaps but there are many boring reasons to have secure communications and I dont see any good reason giving them anything for free, mainly because they use everything they get to build gay models they are already using against us be that for ads or psyops (sorry for repeating myself)

Also dont forget glowies and spooks are fucking retarded, even NSA. Kids from all over the world dance circles around them not always but often. They got their shit stolen by unknowns(shadow_borker), the kikes dig around in their asshole whenever they feel like it, europol got hacked last year accidentally through an infected ukrainian tax app?? hahaha theyre fuckin dumb but they do own the backbone. I think the hardest part of..pretty good security is just gathering the right info I will post the bits I know soon in a semicoherent manner hopefully.

If anyboo wants monero hit me up. Am I allowed to say that here? Ive been thinking about a revolutionary new disruptive platform lately where you can crowdsource calling your favorite politican a NIGGER or something similar for monerujos I dunno if this is the right place for that Ill ask Big Jefe
 

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seri0us said:
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No catch dude I just dont wanna break site rules because im selling crypto here and wed need to figure out a way do you know de way?

Ima send U..treefiddy :) Only thing I own is my word and my balls😎

Next person that gets treefiddy needs to make me laugh or call someone a nigger or something tho, we will figure it out

oh and dear based fellow xmr darkies, get a qr code for farks sake, this is more aimed at our jefe than U but every realassnigga should also be able to type in a xmr address quick and accurate BLINDFOLDED ON UR BELLY
 

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OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG said:
No catch dude I just dont wanna break site rules because im selling crypto here and wed need to figure out a way do you know de way?

Ima send U..treefiddy :) Only thing I own is my word and my balls😎

Next person that gets treefiddy needs to make me laugh or call someone a nigger or something tho, we will figure it out

oh and dear based fellow xmr darkies, get a qr code for farks sake, this is more aimed at our jefe than U but every realassnigga should also be able to type in a xmr address quick and accurate BLINDFOLDED ON UR BELLY
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I m so confused :lossmanjack:
 
A Cat in a Minefield said:
I m so confused :lossmanjack:
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Oh man that wasnt my intention just joshing around. Do you want treefiddy? Set up an XMR wallet ship me your deets and then explain to me what an NFT actually is and why its so important to understand when talking about XMR vis a vis all the other 14k+ cryptos?

Its funny, ive met personally cryptobros with a lot of money, possibly millions(too lazy to chain-anal them but i could) who can wax about dozens of coins but when you ask them what the F in NFT means they turn red in the face
 

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Holden Monaro GTS 350 said:
Treefiddy would feed me and my village for months, sirs. We build toilet now: 82j5VUraSUvcYhrt1B9T9f4ZvqLapnR8iE5QLuFrL8mra89tJGiHqJbEsfEyV7crWBZjqNftwMBJfUTmXArTZu5fU23taLk
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Ok but can your village tell me what the F means in NFT and why that is so important in regards to XMR vs other cryptos?
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